Rating: 
Summary: a thoroughly unpleasant experience
Review: the casting of shaq as a rapping genie was silly enough, the story is completely hackneyed and false, and not even enjoyable in a so-bad-it's-good kind of way. the coup de grace however, is the horrid little chipmunk-faced boy (francis capra) we are meant to identify with. all he does is act bratty and sulk about how no one understands him, but his character is completely unlikeable. the only relief in this film is when he falls down an elevator shaft and for a few, sweet seconds, he seems to be dead. unfortunately he gets up.and now we get to see it on dvd! barton fink, miller's crossing, the loved one, and other good films are not available on dvd. well god bless america is all i have to say!
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Summary: A true hollywood epic
Review: the first time i saw this film, my eyes stayed open the entire time, during the entire duration. The colors...the fast paced shots, the beautiful editing just completely prohibited my body of blinking. I remember vividly the magnificent "candy rain" scene, in which piles of candy just fall from the sky. it was truly a scene of pure hollywood magic at its best. And then theres the acting...Shaq does a superb job in his transition to acting, and his speech and facial poses truly make this film what it is...one of the best film's of our decade. Actually, I fell asleep five minutes into it...and that was when I was nine.
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Summary: The Big Olivier Shaq ain't.
Review: The sort of scatalogical words necessary to adequately portray the level of putrescence which this movie attains(?) are not allowed on amazon.com, but suffice it to say Kazaam is "____." Playing this movie for kids is prosecutable in some provinces of Louisiana as child abuse. (Insert your own missed free throw joke here.)
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Summary: KAZAAM IS OFF THE FASHIZZLE DIZZLE
Review: this is cleary the best movie ever created, by humans (that would exclude good burger, which of course was made by kaola bears). Shaquille O'Neal is a very talented actor and rapper, plus i heard he plays a little basketball. I wonder if he's any good. There are many hilarious scenes in this instant classic. My favorite part is when shaq makes it rain candy. I LOVE IT!!!
i own 13 copies (no joking here) in short its a hilarious tale of a genie played by shaq.
Rating:
Summary: KAZAAM IS OFF THE FASHIZZLE DIZZLE
Review: this is cleary the best movie ever created, by humans (that would exclude good burger, which of course was made by kaola bears). Shaquille O'Neal is a very talented actor and rapper, plus i heard he plays a little basketball. I wonder if he's any good. There are many hilarious scenes in this instant classic. My favorite part is when shaq makes it rain candy. I LOVE IT!!!
i own 13 copies (no joking here) in short its a hilarious tale of a genie played by shaq.
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Summary: #1 worst movie of all time
Review: This movie overtook "Far From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog" as the most asinine kiddie flick on the market. Of course, Shaq can still act better than he can rap, butt... Anyway, it has a dismal script that, while the cover-art and plot suggest a comedy, wavers more towards trying to be a drama of sorts for the 9 and under set. Few attempts are made to be even remotely funny, and the attempts made FAIL MISERABLY. Example: The schmucky kid's first wish is to get candy, so the genie rains an assortment of candy bars from the celing. Overall, if you buy this movie, you have just lost $10, not to mention the hour and a half it takes to watch it. Avoid it at all costs!
Rating:
Summary: Horrible
Review: This movie was horrible. It made a mockery to filmmaking and entertaining in general. At all costs Avoid this movie!
Rating:
Summary: greatest movie/acting of all time
Review: this was just a fantastic display of acting ability and character by shaq. he really can do it all. this stellar performance is outdone by noone. just a kick as$ movie from any aspect you look at it.
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Summary: Shaq Diesal is a genie in a bottle gotta rub him the right
Review: Way.
To quote Shaq Diesal after the 2004 NBA All-Star game... Can you dig it..(Ernie Johnson worried Shaq will swear) Can you dig it???
Ok enough with the all star game althought i Do really miss M-Jeff.
This is a pretty good movie, I never saw it but i used to have the Shaq FU da return and my mother bought me the cd Shaq Fu da Return which contains the hit took me from a boy to a man so Phil (not Jackson) is my father. I probably wouldn't watch this movie unless my cable went out and it was the only movie I had and there was 20 foot of snow outside and the only other thing i could do was talk about about how to make peach ice cream from Oberweis..um i love OB but not as much as Gerties.
Any way I wouldnt reccomend this movie unless you have to watch it for school or if you stuck in a snow storm and couldnt get outside to do anything like make a snow angel or play snow golf.
Avoid this movie unless you get it through inter-library loan or if you need motaviation to do something else cause this movie will make you want to do it.
This movie needs Max Kellerman or JD Ross
"Bad" - Terry Boers G-Skilit
Rating: 
Summary: It wasn't that excellent.
Review: When I rented the film, becuse I thougth that the movie wasn't very good, I watched for at least 1 hour and 37 minutes of Shaquille O' Neal living in a Boom Box or should I say stereo, I mean that was the problem with the movie, also how come the kid's dad didn't remember his son? but I think there should be a sequel.
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