Kazaam

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Summary: Kazaam- - best film ever
Review: i have seen this movie and belive that it is the best film ever. I really liked the part where shaq rides the bike up on the wall. I think that Kazaam ranks right up there with the movies: Moses and Hocus Pocus. If you see one movie ever in the rest of your life, make sure it is Kazaam.

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Summary: I am Kazaam
Review: I like the film and i was very happy

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Summary: Skip the acting Shaq & practise your free throws instead.
Review: I will have to admit that I would NEVER have seen this movie if it weren't for Conan O'Brien. I think he is secretly in love with this movie, and not in a good way. If there's anything to take a stab at Shaq in *any* way, he just shows a clip or 2 from this movie on his show. So, I went out and rented this movie (with about 10 others to disguise it) to make fun of it, and I had a laugh-a-minute riot! How many times did you just want Kazaam to die a horrible death when he started rapping? And the writing was atrocious -- do **NOT** show this movie to little kids! You will put them at risk for brain damage with lines like: "Francais? I love it 'beaucoup, beaucoup, beaucoup'!" and "You smell like a hippopotamus butt." Many others follow, as well. And the ending was horribly melodramatic -- I will not spoil it so you can see it for yourself. Overall, I would like to thank Conan O'Brien for discovering this horrible movie that every family can enjoy...making fun of.

P.S. I think Touchstone Pictures is so embarrassed for putting out a piece of trash like this, I don't even think that Conan needed to have these clips furnished by the studio for his show. 0.5/10

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Summary: Great movie, good job Shaq!
Review: I wouldn't give this movie 5 stars but when I first heard about this movie I thought it would be one of the worst movies I have ever seen but now that I saw it on TV I started to like it. I've seen this movie a million times and it's still one of my favorite movies. Shaquielle O' Neal is such a good actor and he's also a great basketball player. Kazaam is a good movie, RENT IT!

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Summary: ok...
Review: if shaq didn't try and rap, this movie would get one more star! haha im serious... his singing is atrocious! anyway's the kid in this movie is precious! i feel soo bad for him that his dad is a jerk ball! it's a cute movies im sure the kids will love. i would only buy this on video not dvd. or rent it. i don't have any little kids in my house, but this would be a perfect movie for 9-14 ages. i liked it when i was that age

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Summary: Can't stand Ka-zaam!!!!!
Review: Jesus forgave us. Jesus forgave us all. He was unmercifully staked to a crucifix and left to slowly die, only to rise again and have to bare witness to the up chuck of a film entitled Kazaam. He gave us all a second chance and unfortunately director, Paul Michael Glaser used his second chance to create this blasphemous work of the devil. Well let me tell you, Jesus is mad at us once again and I don't think he will ever forgive us this time.

Kazaam depicts NBA star Shaquille O'Neal rapping??? and acting??? in scantily clad genie attire. Shaqs acting??? makes a drain-o enema actually seem like a pleasurable experience. It even makes his free throw ability shine in comparison. I'm still dumbfounded how someone that made such timeless greats as "Shaq diesel" and my all time favorite game "Shaq-Fu" could bomb so bad on a movie with a script as awing as this one.

You can pick up a previewed VHS copy here on Amazon.com for $0.85. I find it funny that a blank VHS tape will run you $1.00. I saved myself some money by buying a few copies of Kazaam instead of blank tapes and used them to record "Small Wonder" reruns. This is the only reason one should purchase Kazaam. If anyone is thinking of buying a copy and actually viewing it, don't! You would be better off using that $0.85 to buy a hand full of rusty nails and chewing them for the approximate running time of 1hr 45mins. Thrust me your time and money will be much better spent this way.

I gave this film??? 1 out of 5 stars only because Amazon.com doesn't allow you to give 0 stars. I wish I could rate this 0 stars. In fact I wish I could take away stars from some of the other reviewers. Hey, maybe Mr. Kazaam can help me out here.

Mr. Kazaam grant me these three wishes:

1. Give this movie 0 stars
2. Don't allow Shaq to ever act/rap again
3. Erase this movie from my memory banks for it has scard me for life.


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Summary: I LOVE YOU SHAQ
Review: man, this movie is the greatest. kazam set the basis for so many other films such as the lord of the rings hence the giant floating head. i think shaq is the greatest actor in the world and the greatest rapper in the world. I have wet dreams when i see shaq singing "I AM KAZAM" in the movie. everyone in the world should buy this movie because KAZAM IS PURE FUN. I think that there sould be a special edition DVD with the I AM KAZAM music video on it. NOW THAT WOULD BE PURE FUN!

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Summary: Best Movie Ever Made in the World
Review: Move over Stalone, Shaq is back! (and he has attitude) I think the title of the movie should have been Shazaam, though. That would make more sense since his real name is Shaq.

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Summary: good for laughs
Review: My friend and I rented this because we knew it would be hilarious. And it didn't let us down! The movie was downright terrible, which is why it was so entertaining. Watching Shaq act is freakin hilarious. The funniest part of the movie is when Shaq managed to rhyme "green eggs and ham it" whatever the heck that means. Anyways, rent it for laughs.

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Summary: DOES EVERY MOVIE HAVE TO BE WAR & PEACE! It's just FUN!
Review: My grecious does every movie have to be War & Peace, To Sir With Love, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Who's Afraid of Virgina Wolf, Gaslight, In The Heat of The Night, Cool Hand Luke. Amazon sells the above listed movie titles on DVD too by the way check em out I sure did. Does every movie have to have a deep abiding soul changing message. Does every movie you see have to obtain the highest possible production values every moment or its DRECK <GARBAGE>! Sometimes all I require of my movie is that it be fun with a cute ending message and KAZAAM delivers royally.

Come on people lighten up. This movie was just meant to be fun nothing else. Kazaam has a cute little message of a child's hope sustained in the midst of adversity by a special friend a meassge delivered rather well. Kazaam's bad singing hehehe its just fun remember it's one of those hey Genie dude don't quit your day job things. I am an adult and I loved this movie. Shaq did a great job in it. Shaq gave the Genie a wild special urban flavor, compassion and dignity that is way different from all traditional Genie depictions that I found refreshing. Shaq was a hood Genie, everyone in the Hood thinks they are the next Ghetto I M A COOOL Dude rap super star. A hood Genie living in a boom box would not logically be any different from all the rest of the rap star want-ta-bee's hence the movie keeps to its urban theme.

Kazzam is for kids or the adult who has managed to remain a kid at heart anyone else has done more than JUST grow up they have gotten old in the worse context. There is no more fun inside you if there are no connections to the joys and pains of youth this movie taps into. If your heart is still young you will love Kazaam if not I pity you.

P.S. Amazon sells lots of high tone movies too by the way! I've brought a few in my time. Go for it.