The New Swiss Family Robinson

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Summary: Kids Loved It......
Review: I have two kids. They both loved it. It was a nicely "updated" film. I recommend this as a keeper.

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Summary: The New Swiss Family Robinson
Review: I LOVE this movie. It has action, it has romance, and it is totally appropriate. I think its great!

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Summary: New Swiss Family Robinson doesn't cut it
Review: Swiss Family Robinson was a good book and entertaining to read. This new movie based on it is not, however. Much of the action isn't very believable and other factors limited the movie experience. The action isn't very realistic or believable at all. Some kids who probably have never picked up a gun in their lives are better shots then these supposedly highly trained mercenaries. Even at almost point-blank range the pirates can't seem to hit their targets. The one time when they managed to hit their target, the older brother Shane, the brother keeps going and it doesn't even seem that there is a wound. In fact, you probably would have forgotten that he had supposedly been wounded if it weren't for the blood on the shirt. When Shane gets into his first firefight with the pirates he fires fourteen shots with a revolver. Yeah right! Maybe for a M9 Beretta or something, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to find the lack of believability it that. One of the pirates uses almost a whole magazine on a dingy just to deflate it. Later, a crocodile clomps its powerful jaws on his head, holds it there and does the croc version of chewing for a bit until the pirate leader distracts him (then the croc turns on him). And the attacked pirate survives and looks like he wasn't even injured. He's back in combat operations shortly after. Considering the severity of the wound, that's highly unlikely. All this phony stuff really takes away from the movie's quality. The only reason this doesn't get just one star is because of the technical aspects of the film and the acting of the main characters (except maybe the girl; she always seems to be screaming and it's get annoying after a while). If you're willing to look past the lack of believability, then you might be entertained.

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Summary: Disappointed
Review: The movie itself would have probably been exciting enough for our family to enjoy. But as an avid user of the tv guardian, this movie did not have closed caption in it and was therefore unviewable by this family. The language was not acceptable. Stick with the older version of this movie if you are a tv guardian user.

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Summary: This movie is one worth watching!
Review: This is a movie for all people. It contains action for those who long for a thrill, yet not to an intensity that would bother young or sensitive viewers. Often, the action is very humorous. The scenes left me on the edge of my seat. One scene made me swallow tears. (You have to watch the movie to find out which scene I'm talking about.) However, this is not a sad movie in any way! I found it to contain humor from start to finish. These characters became my friends and made me laugh and laugh and laugh. If you have not seen The New Swiss Family Robinson, you should buy it now!

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Summary: This movie is one worth watching!
Review: This is a movie for all people. It contains action for those who long for a thrill, yet not to an intensity that would bother young or sensitive viewers. Often, the action is very humorous. The scenes left me on the edge of my seat. One scene made me swallow tears. (You have to watch the movie to find out which scene I'm talking about.) However, this is not a sad movie in any way! I found it to contain humor from start to finish. These characters became my friends and made me laugh and laugh and laugh. If you have not seen The New Swiss Family Robinson, you should buy it now!

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Summary: Disappointed
Review: this is not the best movie in the world. the plotline seems to have absolutely no point worth looking into let alone interesting. i found the character development poor, but the acting fair. that's why i give it three stars, not one like i'd normally put. the movie from the 50's or whenever it was made is much better. there it's actually convincing concerning the pirates because, hey that was the 18th century. but we're in the twentieth in this new make and it does not fit in very well. this is more of a very young child's movie. the violence is phony, and when the older boy gets shot directly above what seems to be the heart, at first he is weak and everything. then he's suddenly standing, looking as though he's just wearing a bloodied shirt. it's horridly phony.

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Summary: two thumbs up? i think NO
Review: this is not the best movie in the world. the plotline seems to have absolutely no point worth looking into let alone interesting. i found the character development poor, but the acting fair. that's why i give it three stars, not one like i'd normally put. the movie from the 50's or whenever it was made is much better. there it's actually convincing concerning the pirates because, hey that was the 18th century. but we're in the twentieth in this new make and it does not fit in very well. this is more of a very young child's movie. the violence is phony, and when the older boy gets shot directly above what seems to be the heart, at first he is weak and everything. then he's suddenly standing, looking as though he's just wearing a bloodied shirt. it's horridly phony.

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Summary: The New Swiss Family Robinson
Review: This movie contains a nice balance between action on the one hand and the human relationships between the members of the family and the young native girl on the other. The translation to modern times is quite believable, and the questionable elements of the story--for example, how to get them stuck on the island--are handled more convincingly than the usual storm-at-sea. The bad guys are not cliche pirates, as in the older versions, but smugglers. And there's a nice touch in that the leader has pretended to be their friend and has set them up. The silliness of the Disney version is completely absent here, nor are any of the kids brats. Nor does this film have the unrelenting oppressiveness of another film version entitled "Stranded", a film which were better titled "Dysfunctional Family Robinson." All in all, a pleasant, interesting film with good music, good scenery and good characters that will leave you with an optimistic feeling at the end.

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Summary: a gem
Review: This movie contains a nice balance between action on the one hand and the human relationships between the members of the family and the young native girl on the other. The translation to modern times is quite believable, and the questionable elements of the story--for example, how to get them stuck on the island--are handled more convincingly than the usual storm-at-sea. The bad guys are not cliche pirates, as in the older versions, but smugglers. And there's a nice touch in that the leader has pretended to be their friend and has set them up. The silliness of the Disney version is completely absent here, nor are any of the kids brats. Nor does this film have the unrelenting oppressiveness of another film version entitled "Stranded", a film which were better titled "Dysfunctional Family Robinson." All in all, a pleasant, interesting film with good music, good scenery and good characters that will leave you with an optimistic feeling at the end.