The Land Before Time X - The Great Longneck Migration

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Summary: Good ending to series
Review: I thought this was a good ending to the LBT series. it had good animation, and beautiful songs there were just 2 things that really bugged me. 1) Littlefoot's voice ok, I know it's hard to find 10 different people with the exact same voice, but at times I find this one a little bit...um...interesting. Like when Sue helped littlefoot to the top of the tree, and he says "I'm almost thre, Grandpa! I'm almost there!" his voice was...um...yeah 2) ok, if all the longnecks in the free world got this "feeling" telling them to walk 1000s of miles to a giant hole, i'd think that they would ACTUALLY be saving the world, not just stretching their necks and watching a solar eclipse. that was just kind of weird. besides those 2 things, itwas another wonderful LBT movie.

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Summary: Pure trash.
Review: I watched this today with 3 five-year old girls. The girls seemed to like it although one said it was too scary and she never wants to see it again. I hated it.
Cute cuddly talking dinosaurs with eye-lashes, child dinosaurs who giggle when they talk (I find this particularly obnoxious), poor animation, and just plain stupidity all around. Like 'baby' dinosaurs riding on the heads of grown-up ones.
The characters were all unbelievable and the child dinosaurs spoke with very poor grammar, just what real children old enough to watch this don't need.
Just so you don't get the wrong idea, I love a lot of children's animated films. Finding Nemo, Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Toy Story, Ice Age, Spirit - Stallion of the Cimarron, just to name some. These are all wonderful. They are honest, not condescending, good to great animation, and genuinely moving for both grown-ups and children.
When there's so much good stuff for children, it's a shame to waste money on garbage.
One star from me, 3 from the girls - final result of two stars.

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Summary: Does a repetitiveness really make a child happy?
Review: In case you hadn't noticed, you weren't the only one who reviewed the movie. I wasn't just replying to you when I wrote my review. You're young-don't you have anything better to do than hassle us "old hags"? (That is, if 28 is an "old hag"). Too funny. At least when I was in high school I had a life. Get a friend, get a hobby, get an education...

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Summary: Oh please
Review: In case you hadn't noticed, you weren't the only one who reviewed the movie. I wasn't just replying to you when I wrote my review. You're young-don't you have anything better to do than hassle us "old hags"? (That is, if 28 is an "old hag"). Too funny. At least when I was in high school I had a life. Get a friend, get a hobby, get an education...

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Summary: ummmm
Review: it ok but it did not keep my attention and bad bron (littefoots dad) why didnt he go to the great valley to be with littlefoot?. he
said he was looking for littlefoot!!?

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Summary: Does a repetitiveness really make a child happy?
Review: It's amazing that this series has last as long as it has. Kids seems to adore it and look forward to each video. My newphews, who are 6 and 7, grew very tired of it after the third movie (My sister was very relieved) They love the first one and watch it frequently and often play act it out. Its true that is much more scary and dark next to the cute and tame sequels. The first movie not only has a bit of violence and it deals with the loss of a parent (which my newphews had to deal with in real life) and the ever present bully everyone had to deal with in school. In the end the characters put aside their differences as they fight against the odds to find true happiness. Even though some parents think the first movie is too intense, it will grow on kids as they get older and stays with them. That's why I actually rented on the first sequel when it came out when I was twelve because I loved the first one so much since I since I was in third grade. I'm twenty-one now and they're still coming out, man! The sequels are great for kids under seven. If you don't want to give them repetitive, low luster stories to demand over and over when they are at such an influential age, give them something that might stick and interest their minds a bit.

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Summary: They must be stopped...
Review: It's safe to say that evil is overused. Through it's overuse, it loses it's true meaning when trying to describe, say, "The Land Before Time" series. I wish I had proper adjectives to describe the horrors of this dry cow series, but no words in the English language can even make a start at exposing the soulessness of this travesty. I was just a kid when the first Land Before Time came out, I thought it was really good. I still do. But the shame of its decendants makes my stomach sick at the mention of the wastes of film. The second one was, bad, the third was worse, ad infinitum, I suppose. If the sadists behind these pieces of trash had stopped after three, I might have let them off light. After all, once they realized their movies were causing the poor fools who watched them to commit the most horrible forms of suicide imaginable, they should have stopped. But they continued on, and on, and on. This is no mere series of mistakes with the forgivable, but still deplorable, attempt of making money, but a calculated attack against our nation's children. There is no jury in the U.S. of A. that would let these demonic maniacs off with anything less than the feared "Double Castration". If you're looking for something to show your kids to keep them quiet while you slink off to play poker, for god's sake get them "Babe", or, "Finding Nemo", or one of Disney's Classics. Trust me, you'll wish you heeded my advice when 20 or 30 years from now your kid, screwed up beyond all recognition, shows up to your retirement home with a deer rifle looking to cause you as much pain as you caused them. Don't feed these fools your money, it will only encourage them.

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Summary: Amazon! Have you gone mad?
Review: Let me get this straight: Amazon takes off every reveiw I've written under the name "facetnose"; yet when I write to them (through a review) and directly tell them not to post it (see March 10's) they find the need to post this one. But guess what? My reviews still aren't back. Now honestly here, I don't care; but this is true insolance. If I didn't know any better (which I don't) I'd say the great and mighty Amazon is mocking me. What? A review site is mocking me, just because I write provocative reviews. How trashy it that. Amazon, you are trash heads. I truly wonder if you'll post this, seeing as how it has absolutly nothing to do with the Land Before Time, yet they posted my last "reveiw". Sad, it's sad.

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Summary: Wholesome fun for kids and a lesson for parents!
Review: Like all the movies in this series, The Great Longneck Migration is another fine installment. Of couse, none of the sequels could equal the first theatrical release, but all of them have been very enjoyable for my two sons and have provided important lessons for me and my wife as we try to be as good at parenting as Littlefoot's grandparents. One reviewer didn't like the fact that both Littlefoot's long lost father and his grandparents allowed Littlefoot to decide with whom he would live. In real life, of course, they would have fought over his custody in court and perhaps even outside of it for months or years with Littlefoot having to split time between them with no real home. If only so-called adults could act as mature and loving as fictional dinosaurs in doing what made the child happy. This movie, like all the others in the series, teaches the real meaning of friendship and love while being immensely entertaining. The nitpicking comlaints one reviewer had about voices and whatever went totally unnoticed in our household despite repeated viewings. I highly recommend it but more importantly, my boys loved it.

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Summary: Why aren't there any characters available?
Review: My daughter loved this movie (along with the other 9) and all she wanted for Christmas was a "Littlefoot". As big a money making machine as this series has been, why on earth aren't any of the characters available for purchase (stuffed, plastic, or otherwise)? Granted, it is annyoing that the characters don't evolve, but the movies fulfill the purpose they were created for and occasionally throw in a moral lesson along the way. The creators just need to take the next logical step to making more $ for themselves and more children happy.