Rating: Summary: Pretty bad movie. had it's moments but not enough. Review: As far as I know, sharks don't have psychic powers. How the hell did the shark know Mrs. Brody went to the Bahamas? Sharks don;t have family connections either. Were not dealing with gangster sharks. I'll give some credit. The attacks were pretty voracious.
Rating: Summary: The cast looks bored. You'll be bored. Review: Jaws 4 is the absolute lowest film I've ever seen.... The idea that a shark "family" could be trying to destroy the Brody family was first introduced in Jaws 2, when the shark specialist answers to Brody "sharks don't take things personally". Sigh. How wrong she was. In Jaws 3, a third shark wreaks havoc on SeaWorld, where, SUPRISE!, the Brody boys are working. So, actually, Jaws The Revenge (4) ties up the ending of the series, ruling out the coincidence explanation. Indeed, as if the plot weren't weak enough, the movie quality sucks too. The film follows old hag Ellen Brody, who now lives quietly at Amity, and seems perfectly happy seeing how she's lived through three predecessing shark attacks (one would think she'd have gone insane, but this only shows in her hair). When Sean, the younger of the two Brody boys, now a cop, is killed while retrieving a log, Ellen's fear of another shark is confirmed, and the woman won't shut up about it. So, to escape the pain, she moves in with her other son Mike, who lives in the Bahamas, and who is now SUPRISE!, an ocean biologist. Living with him is his young daughter and wife, both of whom you want to die from the first time you see them. From there, things really go to hell, leading Ellen, her son, Ellen's boyfriend, and Mike's politically correct fellow biologist, in a final confrontation with the shark. ... sharks don't roar, they don't seek revenge, they don't jump out of the water for 10 seconds at a time, and finally, they don't blow up when someone rams them with a pole. As if this weren't bad enough, there are only 2 deaths in this movie, a shark so mechanical-looking, you can almost hear the gears grinding, and a ludicrous chase scene in which the shark stalks Mike through a sunken ship. The shark becomes less a hungry animal, and more a determined killer. This movie simply ruined the other three, and slobers all over itself before overwhelming us with the utter stupidity that haunts the writers of this flounder. Steer clear, even if you're a devoted fan of the series, this fourth installment will haunt you forever, and ruin the great fun that the original sparked.
Rating: Summary: RIDICULOUSLY ASININE Review: This had to be one of the worst movies i have ever seen! After renting it I was inclined to get my 99 cents back from Blockbuster. That had to be some of the worst writing(and acting) I have ever seen. One good thing came out of it, though; my family had a wonderful time laughing at the insanity of the whole thing and now it gives us something to talk about. my advice: save your 99 cents and buy some chicken nuggets at Wendy's
Rating: Summary: Awesome sequel! Review: why do people hate this movie?what .... was wrong with it,it has action,creepy shots of the shark underwater,the shark is bigger,and the special effects and acting arnt bad.of course it doesnt compare to my jaws 25th anniversary collectors edition by far!i like jaws 1 alot, and 2 it was good, and 3 was okay but this movie almost compares to jaws 1!its reccomended to people who havnt watched jaws 1 or 2.
Rating: Summary: Terrible Review: I like many movies but this is the one I don't like. I hated it sharks don't have a revenge. Sorry but this movie sucks.
Rating: Summary: Only if there was a ZERO stars rating Review: This was a stupid film. The plot, acting, special effects, and everything else was was bad! Stay Clear! Jaws 4 is a revenge to those who loved and enjoyed Jaws 1. If you want to see a cool shark movie besides Jaws see Deep Blue Sea...
Rating: Summary: 1 star for the shark effects Review: What the heck is this? This film doesn't even deserve to have the same name as the first one and another thing. It's scientifically wrong because everyone knows that there aren't any sharks in the mediterranean and how did he know that the family was having a vacation on the Mediterranean sea. It's pathetic because all the other Jaws movies gave you good information about Sharks!
Rating: Summary: Much better than Jaws 2 and 3! Review: As we know it jaws 3 stinks.And as we also know it jaws 2 is boring.But Jaws 4 Ladies and gentelmen is not boring at all and it dosen't stink either,it's pure and simpel one of the best jaws films ever made!And if you are a jaws fan and tought this movie really did stink,YOU WHERE WRONG!
Rating: Summary: JAWS OOPS!, YOU DID IT AGAIN. Review: Jaws the Revenge is not simply a bad movie, but a stupid and a shameful one, a rip-off, andf that's still a surprise, because the film is the fourth in a series that has still served universal pictures for many years, and the movie stars lorraine gary, the wife of the chief executive officer, wasn't there someone in charge that the film has to be at least this bad, I Guess not, because the film would have been called Eminem the Revenge. Rating No Stars.
Rating: Summary: The Best Film of All Time Review: This movie is so great. The Shark is the scariest thing I've ever seen since Tickle Me Elmo. The plot was so great, the screenwriter should have won an award. Caine was awsome, I only wish him and the Shark would have gotton married, that would have made a much more realistic ending. And then at the end there is a crossover between Jaws and Scream and the guy in the Scream mask kills Caine, then goes inside Jaws's body, Innerspace style. So Jaws 5 would be a powerful charecter study drama of how poor, poor Jaws lives with ScreamMan living inside hime. One can only dream...sigh...anyway, see this fine, fine film ASAP.
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