Jaws - The Revenge

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Summary: Jaws #4 - Pretty Bad
Review: The shark does not look real. It looks like a big plastic ballon. The movie has little or no redeeming value. The worst thing is that it gives the public a totally wrong idea of what sharks are all about. Sharks are not monsters. For the most part sharks are no danger to people.

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Summary: A very theraputic way of farting and crying at the same time
Review: It's that funny. If Jaws the Revenge was released say, 70 years ago, it could have been scary to certain standards, but no sequel, certainly not this one, could ever live up to the original classic or better yet, the Peter Benchley book itself. C'mon. Sharks plotting revenge? For no apparent reason against a particular family? It's also very amusing in the way it tries to insert useless cameos and irrelevant flashbacks from the first film in order to spruce up and blind the viewers to what can only be considered a monumental travesty, especially with such a great actor like Michael Caine playing a guy named...Hoagie. Personally, I don't know what was more hideous, the fake shark or Lorraine Gary. Either way, you'll either be severely depressed or immensely amused by what transpires, from the Lifetime-esque opening credits to the painfully bad showdown in the end. DON'T buy it, but hey, it's your dollar. And your conscience.

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Summary: This film is a crime against humanity - absolute garbage
Review: I am truly speechless. Whomever was involved in this movie, from the producers, director, the actors to the grips - should be on trial for crimes against humanity. You are an absolute idiot to watch this movie, let alone buy this piece of _________. Fill in your own expletive. The worst movie ever made. All involved in the creation of this "piece" should be embarrassed. God have mercy on all of us for this abomination.

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Summary: You're Gonna Need a Lobotomy to Enjoy This
Review: You know, I'm sitting here trying to think of a clever review for this trash, but I can't.
.......Nope, I can't. It's just plain horrible. Many people judge it because the shark looks fake. That's not the problem. The shark always looked fake. It's the story, people. This story sucks. I mean, it's just ridiculous. I personally enjoy the occasional bad movie if it's entertaining, but this is not. At all.

The Brodys want to get away after someone else in their family is killed by the shark, ...so they go to another island where there's WATER. Yeah, that's right. Then, aside from them being stupid enough to move to another coast, the shark FOLLOWS them there. Yeah, that's what I said. So then, after people start getting eaten again, Michael decides to stop the shark. Yeah, what you want to do if your family has a tendency to be eaten by sharks is to thrust yourself out there in the middle of the ocean.

Look, I know this is a movie about a man-eating shark. After three movies, you're not left with much story to tell. But for the love of God, they could have come up with something better than this. This is absolutely terrible. Avoid it.

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Summary: TERRIFIC FILM!
Review: I LOVED THIS 4th SEQUAL IN THE "JAWS" SERIES AND I THINK THIS AND JAWS 2 MAY BE MY FAVORETE "JAWS" MOVIES!SEAN(OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT)GETS KILLED BY A HUGE GREAT WHITE SHARK IN THIS ONE AND THIA(MIKES DAUGHTER)ALMOST DOES TOO WHILE ON THE "BANANA BOAT!"(SORRY IF I JUST SPOILED IT!)BUT I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU ALL THIS SO YOU WOULD`NT THINK IT`S BAD LIKE ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING,BECAUSE I DON`T THINK ALL OF IT IS TRUE!LORRAINE GARY PLAYS ELLEN VERY GOOD IN THIS ONE!SHE ALSO MEETS A MAN CALLED HOGIE AND KINDA GETS TO KNOW HIM.(SINCE CHIEF BRODY DIED BECAUSE OF A HEART ATTACK)

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Summary: Soap opera elements wrong for a Jaws film
Review: This movie, unlike the first two pictures, actually has soap opera type storyline. Ellen tells her daughter-in-law, Carla, about the former's feelings for Hoagie. We never saw such sappy elements in the previous films in this series. Everyone rightfully picks on the extra-foolish storyline but let's not forget the soap elements sink this turkey more than it's already sunk anyhow.

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Summary: This movie SUCKS!!!!!!!
Review: I h8 this movie!I really think its stupid.I mean the shark from Jaws 1,2,or 3 could kill this shark in 1 bite.It is a sucky shark!I mean you have to be "stupid" to think it looks real!The movie has a gay plot!It has no point of being a movie!Don't buy it!The shark roars & stands on its tail!