Severed

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Summary: Severed - Sever yourself from watching this.
Review: A movie about Voodoo and decapitation sounds good in my book, but not this egregious waste of time and money. It looks like it was filmed on home video cameras and is reminiscent of soft-porn, but a horror movie. No plot, low budget, and terrible acting. Don't get me wrong I love low budget B-movies, but this movie is terrible. It seems like nowadays people don't know how to make a good low budget Horror movie. The only parts worth watching are some heads getting lopped off, but they're not even that great, and you have to sit through a bunch of other boring scenes to get to them. I wouldn't recommend this title to anybody.

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Summary: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
Review: First of all, this movie is so poorly lit it's hard to tell what's going on most of the time. The plot or what little there is centers on a serial killer who is actually some kind of voodoo god, who goes around decapitating people..sometimes the people he beheads are worthless people; other times he just grabs somebody because he needs a soul. Matt Green (who also directed VICIOUS) employs little true suspense, settling for a couple of long pointless foot chases, a hilarious ATV chase and the obligatory car chase that is about as exciting as My Mother the Car. Vanessa Sanchez, Peter Reh, Nehemiah and Mark Harris are the stars and their acting abilities together couldn't equal one Sasha Mitchell (and he's pretty bad). The only reason for 2 stars is the movie does manage a neat twist at the end. Otherwise, SEVERED joins the list of movies that Mystery Theater wouldn't even have fun with.

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Summary: hey this is based on an old movie
Review: hey i remember watching a movie like this in the eighties, something's choppin' off people's head there's this young guy in i think denim jacket and matching jeans and he's yellin to his family to leave the house cause the statue or whatever is slowly walking to the house. one scene has a girl the police say to stay in the car when they return her head rolls out of the door. anyone know the name to this movie?

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Summary: Not even good enough for Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Review: I bought this DVD because I lived by the writer/director while he filmed this movie. (In fact, his son and mine were inseparable.) I was curious to see how this would turn out. I still don't know! The plot was completely unimaginative, but that's not a crime these days. However, the lighting was so bad throughout the picture that I couldn't figure out what was happening on the screen. Matt, sorry I couldn't give you a better review, but this really needed some quality checks before you started production.

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Summary: You'll want to be severed after watching this
Review: I will make this short and sweet. This movie looks like it was
filmed with a dollar budget by college students, which it probably was. The acting is horrible, the movie is just bad.

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Summary: What, is this is a joke??
Review: My brother and I rented this one evening because we wanted to watch a horror movie. I guess we picked the worst one possible. Was the director serious...I don't get it. My friends and I could film something better. What a stinker. Good for a laugh if nothing else though. The opening scene is especially funny. It would take $ in triple figures for me to sit through it again however.

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Summary: sever this movie
Review: This has got to be one of the worst movies i've seen in a long time. I was mad I wasted my time watching it, as a matter of fact I turned it off half way through. There is no budget and no attempt to even try to make this movie look good or interesting or even watchable in any way. The writing, directing, acting and special effects are all bad, real bad. The only mystery here is how this movie ever got released and disributed in the first place. If you want 2 hours severed from your life then buy this movie.

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Summary: Was Directed Poorly
Review: This movie sounded good until i put it in the dvd player. The person who directed it, didnt do a very good job. I felt like i was watching a half hour show off of HBO, instead of a good scary movie. The point of the movie made no sense and it really ... because the end especially .... You expected to see something come out good, but it was like starting back from the beginning of the movie again. Another thing, is that the movie left ALOT of loose ends. I would not recommend this movie to anyone unlesss you are just totally bored out of your mind, but then again, id rather take a tylenol PM and go to bed, then have to sit through another viewing of that movie.

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Summary: Oh please
Review: This movie sucks, big time ... though sadly this isn't the worst I've seen (*cough* Dark Heaven, Kill By Inches *cough*) but this is severely bad.
If you like low budget, boring horror films, this is the one for you. Other than that, don't waste your time or money unless you want to see for yourself how bad this movie really is.

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Summary: watch this movie..or heads will roll!
Review: Well this film is aptly titled. it's about this maniac going around chopping off peoples head's and using them I guess in some satanic/voodoo ritual. The guy doing all the killing is like a ghost in the flesh the way he moves. The cops are stumped & helpless to stop him, they then enlist the aid of a ex-mercenary with the help of an arthopoligist? privvy to voodoo rituals.Well not a bad movie lots of suspense,severed heads and tired actors(from all that "exorcise"
chek it out