Bram Stoker's The Mummy

Rating:
Summary: DON'T BUY IT!
Review: This was one of the wrose movies I have ever seen. The acting was terrible, script worse and the effects terrible. Do yourself a favour do not buy this DVD, the picture quality and sound are also below par. A very bad film on a very bad disk. Amazon are generous with a 1 star limit.

Rating:
Summary: "Who's your Mummy?"
Review: Unless you can laugh along at horror schlock, are a huge fan of Louis Gossett Jr., or are a fan of Richard Karn (Al from "Home Improvement"), you probably will not like this movie at all. It drags along at a pace slower than a snail in hibernation. The dialogue is really, really, bad. This is one of those movies that you know that the only reason the actors, directors, producers, and anyone else associated with the film did it was because of the money. Richard Karn provides a few laughs as a swinging, single, archeologist and LG Jr is a bit frightening at times (not because of his character, but because of his over-emoting). However, most of the time everyone in the film have these "how did I end up here" or "I can't wait until I'm done with this" looks on their faces. By the way, did I mention there really isn't much plot until half-way through the film? What makes this film worse is that it actually portrays itself as a serious scary movie. Give me a break! Roger Corman knew he was making schlock and Ed Wood really did believe he was making good movies. The makers of this film can't plead either case. All in all don't waste your time with this film, rent some other mummy movie.