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Halloween III - Season of the Witch

Halloween III - Season of the Witch

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Rating: 1 stars
Summary: I'm aware & others are that there's no Michael Myers in it..
Review: that still doesnt excuse this horrid mess of a movie to even ever get made. I watched it from beginning to end with the one question on my mind. How the hell did this even get a Halloween name attached to it? Actually scratch that i dont even wanna know at all. I know it seems to be the case in loads of horror movies. But what the freak is the deal with having to have a shower scene? It isnt really necessary if the actor/actress wanna sleep together just get it over with. Speaking of it didnt take dude long in this movie to get with a woman he had met maybe a day or so before.

The villian in this one already had issues prior to you even seeing him. With the stupid and corny commercial that aired with a skull and a couple other type masks. Is it just me or did people really not care about stuff like that at all. There is one death scene in particular where someone gets something important removed from their body. If you watch it you'll know exactly what i'm talking about. Not a bad death scene but just a tad bit cheesy at the same time.

Again i wont spoil the movie for those that still wanna see it. But if you do at the very least get someone else to pay for the movie for you. That way you wont feel robbed, cheated and taken for a ride with a movie that had reason to be called a Halloween anything. The "freaky looking masks" maybe but not Halloween.

Also i'm sure others knew Mike Myers wasnt in the movie. But that still doesnt give it an excuse to be an utter, horrible peace of crap. I've never given a movie or anything else only 1 star before but this one so deserves and gets that honor.

Enjoy it not..

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: OMG This is a bad Movie No Michael Myers Skip It Please!
Review: I don't know why this movie was made. Michael Myers is not even in it, what a waste of time! This is not a part of the Halloween movies. The beginning and the end are interesting but everything else is a complete bore. It is really bad. I don't recommend it unless you want to figure out why or how people die after seeing pumpkins on TV. If you want to know that than I recommend it.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: I didnt like any of the Halloweens anyway
Review: WTF??????

Note to movie makers out there: Never ever make a movie, then make a sequel that has absolutely no connection to the first, or in this case, second as well.

This movie would never have even been seen by the amount of people as it has if it was titled with a different name instead of an insulting attempt at cashing in on Halloween name. Throughout the entire film I was waiting for Michael Myers to somehow enter the scene. I thought he might have been one of their henchmen things, but nope, the credits rolled and I wondered how far you can Frisbee away a DVD.

Don't waste your time with this one. I don't know how somebody can make a story line over 2 movies, then do something completely different with the 3rd, then go back to the story line of the 1st two films for the next 100 sequels.


Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Give me a break
Review: This Movie is good, who cares if Michael Myers is in it? Personally this is my favorite of the Halloween movies. Michael Myers is cool, but this is a good movie regardless if he is in it or not. He isn't as cool as Jason Vorhees for example, not important enough to care if he isn't in the 3rd Halloween. This movie is creepy and lives up to the Halloween name, buy it.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: The WORST horror movie or movie since House of the Dead
Review: Halloween 3:Season of the Witch has to be the worst movie since House of the Dead and this one isn't even a sequel to Halloween 1 or 2 but instead borrows a plot from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. An evil toymaker makes masks for children and the masks cause kids faces to turn into bugs,snakes,and blood and it takes a doctor and the victims daughter to stop the toymaker and destroy those masks. The gore effects are mediocre and the acting is terrible but what really confuses the fans of the Halloween series is the title because this one dosen't star Michael Myers or Dr.Loomis. Please view at your own risk but do not buy. Rent for at least 2 dollars but stick with parts 2,4,or 6 because those are 5 star movies. and the other flaw is what witch are they talikng about because there is no witch in the movie.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: OK...i give in (THIS IS THE DEFINITIVE REVIEW)
Review: I seen this movie because a Halloween all nighter was
on a feseveral years ago and I have to say this is the
worst movie I've ever seen. The plot is dreaful... Some
rich dude is trying to kill kids by selling masks that
melt thier faces as they watch some lame TV program.
How dumb is that?

Then we have Tom Atkins the big hero. What???? You mean
this is the guy we are supposed to root for? Some
personality less old man that honestly isn't much of a
hero is all. In fact, he shouldn't have been in a movie
anyway. If John Carpenter was just trying to take this
series in a different direction he went all wrong about
it. Sure the Michael Myers series really wasn't all that
great, but it wasn't bad enough to have the series turned
like this. What a horrible movie!

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Worst movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review: This movie is discraseful! It is is tasteless, boring, and STUPID! The plot is ridicilous, the characters are horrible, and the script is possibly the stupidest piece of s*#t ever written. Tom Atkins might be the worst hero ever! He plays a doctor investigating a patient's murder, and why the murderer lit himself on fire. THe res is to stupid to even bother talking about! Don't see it, or else you'll be those poor little kids having bugs and snakes coming out of your mouth.

p.s- it has nothing to do with Micheal Myers. Sorry.


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