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Summary: NOT ON THE COUCH!
Review: "That's what the plastic's for, a**hole!"I love this movie so much, namely for the comedic antics of Stephen Geoffreys. Who can forget him riding his scooter and then falling off of it? Who could not love when it rains fishes from the sky! "If you value your life, I suggest you leave me alone."
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Summary: NOT ON THE COUCH!
Review: "That's what the plastic's for, a**hole!" I love this movie so much, namely for the comedic antics of Stephen Geoffreys. Who can forget him riding his scooter and then falling off of it? Who could not love when it rains fishes from the sky! "If you value your life, I suggest you leave me alone."
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Summary: 976-EVIL = Wonderful B-movie fare!
Review: 976-EVIL is a fine B-movie though I did find some of the aspects of Satanism & Satanic ritual to be biased, inaccurate and geared simply for the movie viewing audience. There's lots of thrills, odd twists and turns and gore to excite and delight any horror or B-movie fanatic!
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Summary: Mediocre black comedy from Robert Englund
Review: Actor Robert Englund directs this cheesy,low budget black comedy about a number 976-EVIL that possesses a nerd to have powers and then he kills people,while his cousin is making trouble. The movie is often confusing and sometimes gets tedious but the funny parts come from when the nerd named Hoax wants to be like his cousin and has a scooter and puts a engine and calls it his motorcycle and when the fish fall from the sky. Kevin Yagher's special effects are average and the acting is uneven. Not the worst horror movie but not the best either. Englund quit directing after this,Go figure
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Summary: 976-EVIL, Great 80's horror fun
Review: I just picked up a copy of this movie and I must say I was not disappointed. I think it was hilarious and it really did strike me hard as an 80's film, but it seemed to make fun of that too. I really must give Robert Englund a big shout out for not having anyone in the nude, not even the basic full frontal. He still got scenes, where other movies would have gone for nudity, across effectively and I know I greatly appreciate it. Ok, so you did see a little bit of the top of the girl, but over all no excessive t and a, it was done in a tasteful way. I also love hearing Robert as the preacher on the television program that you hear in the background. I was really blown away near the end by Robert Picardo(from Star Trek Voyager), he did an amazing job as he always does. Overall a fun movie, but don't expect to be terrified, just expect some fun and some surprises and to have some fun at 80's horror's expense. keep the faith, dEx
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Summary: 976-EVIL, Great 80's horror fun
Review: I just picked up a copy of this movie and I must say I was not disappointed. I think it was hilarious and it really did strike me hard as an 80's film, but it seemed to make fun of that too. I really must give Robert Englund a big shout out for not having anyone in the nude, not even the basic full frontal. He still got scenes, where other movies would have gone for nudity, across effectively and I know I greatly appreciate it. Ok, so you did see a little bit of the top of the girl, but over all no excessive t and a, it was done in a tasteful way. I also love hearing Robert as the preacher on the television program that you hear in the background. I was really blown away near the end by Robert Picardo(from Star Trek Voyager), he did an amazing job as he always does. Overall a fun movie, but don't expect to be terrified, just expect some fun and some surprises and to have some fun at 80's horror's expense. keep the faith, dEx
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Summary: Excellent! Well, the DVD itself isn't so excellent
Review: One of the best "fun" horror movies of the 80's. Perfect atmosphere, great acting, nostalgic for those of us in our 30's. I think most people writing the reviews before me summed up the movie nicely. But I'm here to talk about the DVD itself, since you might buy it and think it's going to be top quality. We all expect top quality when we buy DVDs, so we're always disappointed when we buy a great movie like this and find that it's presented in FULL SCREEN. Also, no features. It's a cheap production, and the movie isn't as sharp and clear as should be. But it's not bad, it's serviceable. I don't think it's worth the price they're asking, but it's a hell of a lot better than the VHS copy I have.
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Summary: Excellent! Well, the DVD itself isn't so excellent
Review: One of the best "fun" horror movies of the 80's. Perfect atmosphere, great acting, nostalgic for those of us in our 30's. I think most people writing the reviews before me summed up the movie nicely. But I'm here to talk about the DVD itself, since you might buy it and think it's going to be top quality. We all expect top quality when we buy DVDs, so we're always disappointed when we buy a great movie like this and find that it's presented in FULL SCREEN. Also, no features. It's a cheap production, and the movie isn't as sharp and clear as should be. But it's not bad, it's serviceable. I don't think it's worth the price they're asking, but it's a hell of a lot better than the VHS copy I have.
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Summary: Stephen is GREAT!
Review: Stephen is the ONLY person who made this film Great!
too bad they couldn't have made these into a "real" franchise series, with a Weak sequel that just stunk...the franchise mentality was destroyed! too bad, "Hoax" made a good villain!
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Summary: Englund..! -Great director..! -Scribbly well made film.!
Review: This is a lot better then; -"Hellraiser. -87.! -Which
Clive Barker. -Director; -who did the most brutall job in
making the cinabites look more realistic..? -Nightmarish.. But; -Director; -Robert Englund..! -Does poorly in
providing the scares, -the jumps, -the special effects..!
and; -suspense.. -This reminds me of; -Brian De Palmas
great masterpeice; -"Carrie." -1978. -Robert; -A.K.A. Freddy Krueger..! -Does a great job.. -He puts the angles
and scares never before putted on big screen..! -Avoid.!
976-Evil II. -Another; -sequel. -Which did not seem
very interesting two me.. -Englund.. -Did not directed that
one. -I was a bit disappointed in that..! But; -this; -1989. -Movie..! -Is the real monster flick of
them all. -Sandy Denis.! -She does a great job as the Piper
Laurie; -like; -Mom.! -Even if you don't disagree with me..!
even; -Stephen Geoffreys. -Does great as the un ballance kid
ho lives with his Anti religious mother.. -I even like the character; -Spike..! -and; -the sexy girlfriend; -Lezlie Dean..
Ho has appeared with; -Englund again in; -"Freddy's Dead."
which was also kind of stupid two begin with.. -I am a Freddy fan.! -I can't weight four; -"Freddy Vs. -Jason.!
2003. -But; -this one will scare the hell out of you. -Watch it. -With the lights out.. Brother spike..! -Visits his witty brother; -ho seems too
have some power gift. -But; -he is locked up with his
Anti religious mother; -ho hates his brother.. -But; -Spike
gets the 976-Evil number two change his life..! -But as he dials in; -the horror succombs his friends.. -Bullies at
school. -But; -can he save his girl. -Dean. -In stopping
his brother becoming a realistic and rip off; -Pinhead
demon. This has weird special effects..! -The musical is score
seem ruin threw its advantage.. -Nancy Booth..! -Even
married this director for this.. But; -This is a great thriller..! -I compare it two
"Hellraiser.." -"Carrie." -I give this; -A- -plus: -For
Englund. -He wood of made it big as a big time director
but his freddy personal seem two lack him in the biz..! Don't watch this alone...!
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