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The Killer Eye

The Killer Eye

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Rating: 1 stars
Summary: This is one of the worst films that I have ever seen.
Review: When you look at the film, you think that you are about to see a scary, funny, and bizarre movie. The only thing that was true was that it was bizarre. Everything was bad about the movie. It wasn't scary, it really didn't have a plot, and it was really corny.

The title makes you think that the movie is scary, but it isn't true. All you see is a giant eye coming to life. Then he begins to go on a spree. Wow, that's very scary.

Actually, the movie didn't have a plot. There's only one way that I can really explain it. The way it looked, it was about a scientist trying to experiment on a giant eye. The experiment goes awry, and the giant eye escapes. He goes on a spree of bizarre sex and murder. It may seem interesting, but it will not appeal you. The sex scenes are mindless and unnecessary. The murders are implied, which means there were hardly any scenes of actual violence.

The movie has some parts were it is intended to be funny, but most of the jokes are corny. They say the dumbest combination of words in a flat tone, and they expect that to be funny. How many people would laugh once through the movie? I know I didn't. If you're looking for something funny, definitely do not try this one.

Last of all, the movie had the worst actors and the worst script. I don't know where they got the cast from, but they sure made a big mistake. Lovell and the other actors are the worst actors that I ever saw. They have no emotion to their voice, and they do not know how to tell jokes. The script is even worse. Although I know that Full Moon makes many bad horror films, but this one was just ridiculous. Whoever wrote this script shouldn't write again. It contained the worst dialogue and the worst scenery. This is what you really call low budget. Most of the seventy five minutes take place in an apartment building, and most just takes place in one room.

If you want to see something like this one, I would recommend idle hands. It is both funny, gory, and sometimes scary. It was far better then this amateur piece of work. It contained all the elements of a good horror comedy. It had gore, as always, scary encounters with stalker prey, and of course some jokes. It also has better acting, a better script, and better jokes. Overall, I recommend Idle Hands, but I definitely don't recommend The Killer Eye.


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