Rating: Summary: Please, Just shoooooooooot me Review: i am so disgusted with this movie, that i was almost in tears after i saw it. it includes Horrible sex and nudity scenes(including child molestation/rape), pervasive blood/gore and violence, language, and disturbing images.
overall i would pay money just to rewind life and not watch this.
WARNING- if you so choose to watch this, nightmares and disturbing thoughts are almost insured.
Rating: Summary: Don't buy it, don't hire it, don't watch it ! Review: I didn't read the comic that inspired this stuff(Sorry can't call this A MOVIE !) but I am a truly fan of the Old Horror genre. Reanimator rules ! ;) Regarding FAUST, you get the worst acting, the direction, the worst production.The bad guy is ridiculous and it's even not funny ! I guess the Comic is better than this mediocrity, anyway can't be worst.So do not be influenced by the label on the cover saying "From the producer of Re-Animator" You will be disappointed. Even if you can watch it for free, don't waste your time !
Rating: Summary: FAUST love of the bad production. Review: I have been a fan of the comic book for a long long time. Met Tim Vigil in NYC at a show and he was talking up this movie, i was so ready for something great. Well as usual a comic book movie turns out poorly. There are scenes in this movie like when M "changes" his wife Claire, if you ever see this scene it can be sumed up as un-funny,stupid & really does not fit the theme. The costume that Faust wears it the WORST, his pecs look like implants, his masks looks just plain bad. The director did not see what this story was all about. There is a scene when Faust is in the grave that kinda rings of the comic. If you read the comic book you will be searching for small scenes that you remember but they are far and few between. I am still a big fan of the comic, the movie on the other had is a mess. Buy at your own risk. And you can see my copy on EBAY later today.
Rating: Summary: Not Bad Review: I know David Quinn may have been dissapointed by this one, but you can only do so much before the movie is rated X I can't wait to see what they do with Faust 2.
Rating: Summary: The worst movie ever made...no really, ever Review: I picked up this movie at a local Blockbuster and watched it with a friend. Within the first five minutes I knew I had made a huge mistake. The acting was a joke. The writing was foolish. The only thing that kept me watching this movie is because the drama was so over the top and the story line was so stupid that it actually made the movie funny. The scene with the father molesting his daughter was the most revolting and POORLY EXECUTED SCENE IN HISTORY. Brian Yuzna, the director of the worst movie ever made, should be exiled to Antarctica. Maybe the penguins would enjoy this flick. SAVE YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUR AND A HALF OF YOUR LIFE. PLEASE STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE. AS A MATTER OF FACT IF YOU SEE SOMEONE THINKING OF RENTING THIS MOVIE SLAP IT OUT OF HIS OR HER HANDS.
Conclusion: Unbelievably, horribly, catastrophically bad. The worst of all time. Don't ever...ever, ever, ever see this movie.
Rating: Summary: I didn't know things could get this bad... Review: I tried to kill myself 1/3 of the way through this movie. The half way point found with a loaded gun to my head. I have never experienced anything as atrocious as this movie. It took away my entire will to live and I spent over a month talking to my psychologist about how horrible the experience of watching this movie is (you think I'm joking don't you?). I have a four year old and and a six year old (children I mean). They put on plays that are better then this. I don't want my money back. I want back my will to live and my two hours.
Rating: Summary: Disappointing Review: I was hoping for a faithful rendition Tim Vigil's Faust comic, which in and of itself is horror at it's finest. It saddens me actually to see such a great story as presented in the comic twisted in this way. The acting is less than interesting, the only redeeming feature I found to this move was having Jeffery Coombs in it. For anyone that's a J.C fan he once again presents a character that is subtle and shakey, and yet just horrifying in his insanity. You got to love the guy. In addition, Isabel Brook ( Jane) has great legs, and we get to see them a lot. Aside from these two points, I left the credits feeling very disappointed. I agree with a reviewer above that the comic should have been much more in the way of it's sexuality ( at least a light X ) and the drizzling insanity of Jasper should have been delved into much deeper. I wouldn't buy it. And for gosh sakes, they don't even have Jasper quoting or singing 'Papa Has a Brand New Bag'. That was Jasper's trademark in the comic.
Rating: Summary: Finally,from comics to film. Review: I've been a fan of TIM VIGIL & DAVID QUINN for years. The Faust film is pretty faithful to the comic. It's better than SPAWN (the live action film- not the HBO series). Claire's accent is annoying but physically, she stands up for the role. She left me standing. Get this movie if you're a fan & a completist. If just curious, RENT IT.
Rating: Summary: Violent comic-adaptation, but trashy and behind expectations Review: If you cross "Wolverine" of the "X-Men" with the looks of "Spawn", add some strange humor and lots of gore: You have "Faust"!!! ItÂ's a fun to watch movie which fallows the rules of comic adaptations, but the violence of the comic hasnÂ't been restricted as much as in (for example) the more or less "harmless" Spawn-feature. Although the movie is very violent, itÂ's very tamed down compared with the "Faust" comics (in terms of gore and sex). The main character is a bit week, but the bad guy is great. The budget wasnÂ't too high - you see that espacially during the showdown-F/X. All in all Brian Yuzna has done better, but as a friend of comic adaptations I can recommend this flick as good (but brainless) entertainment. The US-DVD is cut and rated "R" - I own the "unrated" version (a Spanish DVD), which is a few minutes longer, but still not nearly as sexy and violent as the comic ... my review is about the uncut version.
Rating: Summary: ... Violence Review: If you want to see this movie how it is supposed to be then your gonna have to get the import version of it . Its put out by a brazilian company and it has all the good stuff still in it . Lots of heads and limbs get cut off and lots o nudity !! The film is cheesy but if your a big fan of the comic like myself its really fun to see a live action version that stays somewhat close the book . I dont really care about bad acting , just let the blood flow in all its uncut DVD glory !! Check it out !!!!
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