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Summary: Dee Snider's Strange Land
Review: Dee Snider is the coolest.Strange Land is killer ChaptHowdy rule's.The freakyest online movie there is.Dee Snider is the master of scary He know how to make a movie that rules that has style and that's so out of it.Dee Snider know's how to make a movie and music go together so if you'r.Lookin to buy a good movie get Dee Snider's Strange Land.
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Summary: Dee, Dee, Dee..........
Review: Dee, just when I relegated you into the "where are they now?" list, you come out at the turn of the millenium with trash this cool. Captain Howdy is a character who can easily rival Jason, Freddy and The Tall Man. As old as you might get, you are sure to rightfully take the honor of being my parents' worst nightmare. This movie needs to be watched twice. The first time without narration, you'll get the horrific aspect. The second time with narration, it's a laugh attack (I still can't get over that extra who had to hobble his way on crutches up the hill!).
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Summary: what were they thinking?
Review: this movie is god awful. the plot is so generic and thin, and the dialogue is so weak it's laughable. as for the acting? pathetic! buddy from "charles in charge" is in it! it's no wonder he's a failure, he can't act for his life! people have praised dee snider's performance. well, sorry to burst your bubble, but it's terrible! i'm amazed that people actually gave this terrible movie decent reviews. it was a struggle to sit through! there are so many better movies in this genre.
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Summary: So Nausiatingly and Sadistically Artistic, Dee!
Review: Ohh! I'm still grabbing my family jewels from the "ampalang" scene! Granted, this flick has its cheesy, B-rated qualities, but it sure has its moments if you can imagine Freddy Kruger's fingers scratching a chalkboard. Cool soundtrack in the background, too! And that's said without the amusing narrative Dee Snider gives on the nuts and bolts of the production (almost gives it a "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" aspect for those who hate it). We've seen Captain Howdy, now let's see Eddie from the Iron Maiden album covers slash his way to the big screen!
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Summary: Truely Disturbing
Review: This movie is one of the most disturbing movies I have ever seen. My friends know that I don't ever freak out from the stuff I see in movies, but this one made me cringe. Just the fact that someone could think something like this up is disturbing in itself, but they also added to it by casting Dee Snider to play the pyschopath Captain Howdy. He played the bad guy perfectly, but I actually wouldn't consider Captain Howdy to be a bad guy. He was a victim of an unforgiving society, plain and simple. Some of the acting could have been better, but I highly recommend this movie if you want to have the hell scared out of you.
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Summary: Disgusting!
Review: The acting was not the greatest and the storyline got to be too predictable... but that isn't the worst part. This movie is utterly disgusting. The type of sick where you have to fetch a bucket to make sure that you don't vomit all over yourself. Stay away from this movie!
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Summary: Utterly terrible.
Review: This is absolutely on of the worst movies i have ever seen. Itcertainly is horrifying - for all the wrong reasons. The acting isutterly terrible. The cop guy is wooden and uninteresting and Snider ... I JUST WISHED HE WOULD SHUT UP! He delivers every single line as if it is some kind of mind-shattering revelation - when in actual fact he is talking absolute nonsense. It's drivel. All of the dialogue is so contrived it's embarassing, cringe-worthy. There are so many inconsistencies I am left wondering if I got the full movie - it views as if about an hour was cut from it. Anyone who recommends this has either never seen a decent movie of this genre before and has nothing to compare it to, or is doing so on the basis of hype alone. I don't care how cool the soundtrack is (and that's another thing - ... I am positive Soulfly would not endorse this kind of exploitative rubbish), i don't care how cool the cover is, or who made it, or the advertising campaign. This movie is mindless rubbish. I cannot fathom how anyone can possibly endorse this. If you want horror like this (done well) see Hellraiser. Even Hellraisers myraid of hopeless sequels is better than this [junk].
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Summary: Average Computer Scares.
Review: This film had some really neat aspects to it. Meeting online 'teen' buddies and going to their places for parties.Captain Howdy (Dee Snider) plays a body pierced nut who lures teens to his house where he does all kinds of dastardly deeds to them. Interesting premise, but Snider's dialogue was so mundane that it bordered on the silly. After a while you couldn't tell whether Mr. Snider wanted the character taken as a serious crackpot, or more of a satan worshipper. Overall I thought that the similarity between his character and Sammy Curr from the film Trick Or Treat was just too much. Out of all the quotes and other lines he spewed off, only one I thought was quite neat. "Your childhood ended the moment you knew you would die." I would only recommend this film to fans of anything horror related (or those that like stories about computers) like other average films like Wishmaster and stuff like that.
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Summary: Terrifying, on many different levels!
Review: Although I saw Strangeland many months ago, the horror and terrifying impact that it leaves on it's viewers is always clear. Not only was Strangeland chilling in the way that every horror movie is, but even more so is the sad, scary truth that it really happens to people. I wish more thriller/horror films were made for this reason, to make people think, to make them aware that there are dangers in this world that we don't think of, yet are everywhere... just a click away! What's frightening is that this kind of danger is so commonplace, and it can be right at our fingertips.
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Summary: AWESOME!
Review: The first time i saw it was when i was at home watching scream 2 and after that came on Strangeland. I decided to stay up a little later and watch. I was soo terrified i had to keep watching it. I love the script, and the way Dee Snider acts as the horrifying internet creep. I usually dont freak out when i see scary movies, but just thinking about being one of the people he tortured is scarier than hell! GET THIS MOVIE! It will stick in your head for a long time after seeing it!
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