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Jeepers Creepers |
List Price: $14.95
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Rating: Summary: Dull, dull, dull!!! Review: Predictable, boring trash! Irritating characters you actually HOPE will die at every turn but don't! If you are intelligent this movie will insult you! All hype and no substance! Cheesy creature looks just like what it is -- a man in a rubber suit! Ridiculous from beginning to end!
Rating: Summary: Eegad! Review: With such a promising beginning and a story that could easily have written itself, one has to ask...How could you blow it in such a big way. I sat in horror indeed, grasping my head firmly in my hands, rocking back and forth violently crying, "Why did he ever get out of the truck and show himself?" So many great ideas crashed through my head during the first part of the movie as to what our friendly neighborhood killer could be, and what he was attempting to accomplish. I more than once found myself muttering repeatedly "What the Hell!". In short, this movie found new ways to violate me...don't let it happen to you.
Rating: Summary: Old time suspense! Review: All the fun of an old classic horror movie without the 'teen' appeal of the modern day suspense films. Victor got it right, this is just like the horrors of old. Shadows, the right score, lighting, camera angles all add to the supense. This proves that a great suspense movie can still be produced in Hollywood.
Rating: Summary: For Pete's Sake...... Review: Tsk, tsk, tsk. What a waste. This movie was a joke. What really gets me is the ending; I couldn't believe it just ended like that. Now that's a sign of a bad movie. Oh, I hope they don't make a sequel......
Rating: Summary: Not Impressed Review: I'm real quick with my reviews: First ten to fifteen minutes, Oh, I'm juiced! Then, NOT SCARY! PRE -'oh so'- DICTABLE! The ending left me saying, literally, "What the Fuh...? My God, how stupid! Was that supposed to be scary?!? Did my DVD skip a chapter? Why can't ANYONE make a scary movie anymore?"
Rating: Summary: no frills / no thrills, can barely even remember it... Review: Jeez, I can't even believe I paid ($) to rent it, yet alone ($) for the tape to put it on, no-scares, no-good scenes, no-nothin'! Just another example of what the last 5 years of movies have to offer not since Blair Witch have audiences been conned so badly. Guess what? movies are the only item you can pay for and never get your money back if you're not satisfied (and they know that)! Through strategic marketing, previews, pre-release "hype" and god knows what other good scamming techniques they use, they get the opening weekend they want, laugh at you, make $ and move on. This was so disappointing, I barely remember it! This makes "Scream 3" look like a masterpiece! (and that blew, as usual) If you are suffering from INSOMNIA, rent "Jeepers Creepers", "I Know What(..) Last Summer" and play a double feature .... nighty night
Rating: Summary: WHY??? Review: This has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. It starts out with so much promise and then just leaves you wishing that the demon would leap through your tv screen and kill you so you don't have to finish watching it!! It almost seems like someone took two different movies and spliced them together to form one big pathetic, confusing mess. The first half of the movie portrays the bad guy as a royally messed up, yet intelligent individual...who turns into a flying, drooling excuse for a villain by the end of the movie. How are we supposed to believe that this slobbering, dirty under-sniffing bat-thing was responsible for the intricate mosaic of dead bodies seen in an earlier scene? Who is "the creeper" and why does he kill only every 23 years? We'll never know. And what is the significance of the recurring song? He doesn't steal everyone's eyes...it makes no sense. But I guess not making sense is the only thing this film accomplished successfully!! I hope to God they don't make a sequel to this sorry excuse for a film...there is no way they can salvage this cinematic train wreck.
Rating: Summary: No Words can explain how bad this movie is! Review: If I could have given it 0 stars I would have! This movie was absolutely terrible from beginning to end. First of all, even a crazy erson wouldn't do half of the things that the two main characters did. If you just saw someone throwin 2 bodies down a huge pipe why would you turn back around to go see if they're alive. Second, if you saw a head without a body attached hit your car window why would you get out the car to see who, what, where, and why!? This movie was poorly written, directed, produced, and the lighting was terrible. There too many parts of the movie where you could see absolutely nothing. This movie gave me a headache and I'm so glad I didn't waste $... to see it in a movie theater(I rented it). I would have been pissed. I f you have never seen this movie please don't waste your time watching it, even when it comes out on cable or even regular TV.
Rating: Summary: Jeepers Creepers- Best movie ever since Review: Jeepers Creepers is the best horror shocker that i've watched in the last years. The story is plain but the shocking effect is breathtaking. Anybody who does not like this movie is an "Hirntotes Sackgesicht"!!!!
Rating: Summary: This movie is nuts! Review: This is a really scary movie, I'm really surprised more people didn't recommend it here. It heald my attention from start to finish. It's the kind of original horror movie that they haven't made since films such as In the Mouth of Madness and Lord of Illusions. Plus the end is gutsy, left me pale and speechless, it's both disturbing yet it has some dark humor to it too. This is a creepy film, almost creepier than the director's backround, lol.
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