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Summary: the death of western horror
Review: I was feeling tense until I suddenly found out this whole movie is based around a devil guy with wings, and when he started whistling all the suspense and build up faded away and replaced with pathetic laughter. After that I didn't care about the characters, or about the rest of the movie. I found it a ugly dry empty attempt at 'something new' when it was anything but. I could not believe a movie in this day and age that has more holes than a 50s B-movie plot, like why would this guy burn his basement when he'd burn his art piece he's been making for god knows how long? Badly thought through and to top it off, some fine acting...A classic example of Hollywood raping good ideas, in this decade where films, music and computer games are being recycled over and over again, and this is their attempt at something new??? Please avoid this movie, and check out Ring instead. Unfortunately that movie is to be raped real soon, with a western version as well as their own attempt at Battle Royale. God help us....
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Summary: first half good, second half BAAAADDDD!!!
Review: The first half of the movie is actually decent in the way it is shot and the mood that is suggested. The Creeper is actually scarier when you don't see him or know what he looks like. The opening truck sequence is effective (even though it borrows from Spielberg's DUEL). The movie gets insanely dumb and unbelievable at the halfway point. The ending is not very creative and just does not go indepth about who or what the Creeper is. The Creeper's design was also a little dissappointing It looked like a guy wearing a latex halloween mask. Also, the stupidity of the teenagers was pretty annoying. But the bottom line is that the ending left me so utterly disappointed and wanting more that I can't give this movie anything but a one star rating. Please do not buy this, rent it but it is not anything you would want to own.
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Summary: Nice Peepers
Review: Bleeping kids! Why did they have to stop in the middle of nowhere to check out a sewage pipe? After almost being run down by a crazy carney, they followed the insane clown to an abandoned church. Right next to the church was a pipe that went into the ground. The 'person' got out of its truck and had an object in sheets. After dumping the thing down the pipe and after the 'man' left the scene, the college brother and sister went to investigate it. Well, you know what happens. Hell crashes down on their heads and they're pretty much doomed. The creature follows them and has a motive. To find body parts. Ok, I'll never drive around where there are flat lands. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. If a carney bugs you, ignore it or give him some canned food.
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Summary: Jeepers,Creepers where did you get those....
Review: if the first time you saw this was at home,you missed out on so much..it was creepy,chilling and great acting and lots of fun,it tells the story of a brother and sister darry(long) and trisha(phillips) heading back from spring break vacation,after a quick scare by a creepy old truck things start to unravel.
In attempt to escape the boring old country they run into the creeper and if he smells something he likes,he has to have it.
Jeepers,Creepers you wont get any sleepers.
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Summary: "Scariest movie I've ever seen...!"
Review: With extremely cool make-up and ILM effects, "Jeepers Creepers" is the scariest movie ever. I strongly suggest getting the DVD, because it has a lot of cool special features and the original theatrical trailer, which features one of my favorite songs, "Voices" by Disturbed. Also, did you ever notice that most DVD's that come out now are SPECIAL EDITIONS, yet they have the same stuff most DVD's do? That's weird. Anyway, I have listed ALL of the Special Features below:
BEHIND THE PEEPERS (THE MAKING OF JEEPERS CREEPERS)
1. Finding Trish and Darry
2. Designing the Creeper
3. Cars & Trucks
4. The Creeper comes to Florida
5. Night Shoots
6. Composed by Bennett Salvay -Deleted and Alternate Scenes
-Diff. Languages (English, French, Spanish)
-Audio Commentary by Writer/Director Victor Salva TRAILERS
1. Jeepers Creepers
2. Hannibal
3. The Silence of the Lambs
4. The Terminator
5. Carrie PHOTO GALLERY
Some from the making and some from the feature There are a lot of special features, which is a good thing, because, if you're like me, you like to watch the making of the movie and see what all the casts and crew have to say about the movie, and in this case, I wasn't sure what the man behind the mask of the Creeper looked like, and I was sure he'd show himself in the Spec. features. However, I think if they had cut out the language, this could have been rated PG-13, it's really not that gory, but there are a few gory scenes. The film itself is about 90 minutes, and the documentary on the making of the film is about 58 minutes if you select PLAY ALL on the menu, after accessing the BEHIND THE PEEPERS - THE MAKING OF JEEPERS CREEPERS menu. ACTING: The acting was good, Jonathan Breck did a really good job at the Creeper, and, did you know that New Line is considering passing over Kane Hodder for the role of Jason in "Freddy vs. Jason"? If they do, I wonder if Breck will get the part, but I think that role is meant for Kane only. Justing Long took his fear a little too far, I mean, his eyes widened every time he was scared so wide he could have took them out and they would be big enough for two Earth's (exaggeration for the dummies). Eileen Brennan was good at the Cat Lady, and Gina Phillips was really good at playing Trish, but she swore a lot, so that was kind of...weird. I strongly suggest buying the DVD, you'll be glad you did, even if you don't have a DVD player, you can watch it at a friend's house or something...
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Summary: One of the worst movies ever made!
Review: I have never seen a more inconsistant, worthless movie as this...it's not even slightly scarry. It's like a little kid wrote it saying "and then and a'and then this happens and oh yeah then and then this happens..." Save yourself the time and money,the only scarry thing is how poorly written it is...
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Summary: A comedy disguised as a horror
Review: ok, i rented this film hoping for a bit of a fright.... unfortunately, i only got a bit of a giggle. And that wasn't due to comedy written in... this film is sooooo bad! Well, for a horror. Its the most unbeleiveable piece of film i've seen in many years..Are we supposed to beleive this thing, with comedy gills and wings, is scary?? and the final scene???? Sooo funny!! i can't believe the director thought that would be shocking!!
To be fair, there was a tiny bit of tension at the start, but it was ruined by the characters utter and unbelievable stupidity in returning to the pipe (and getting out of the car, and not driving off, and getting out to find out why the policemans head had landed on their car...a difficult one to figure out!!) I couldn't be scared whilst screaming at the screen to stop being so damn stupid!!
anyway, if cheesey, unbeleivable, predictable horrors are your thing, then rent it.
However, if you have any common sense or imagination you'll be laughing. Monster's Inc. is more frightening.
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Summary: Weak Horror Flick
Review: OMG this movie was not scary at all, this movie must have been made with a budget of 1,000 dollars. I can't believe Clive Barker actully said this was a scary movie, The special effects were cheesy, i bought the movie for 7.00 at Block Busters, it's so bad, i almost went to get a refund for the money. Trust me if you don't want a Big Disappointment, then don't buy this film.
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Summary: "Excellent movie, horrible ending..."
Review: This was definately the freakiest movie I've ever seen, but the ending is so horrible that...I dunno! The basic plot is Trish (Gina Philips) and her brother, Darry (Justin Long) are driving home from college when their car almost gets plowed by a huge truck (but not a cemi). They calm down and go on their way after the whole thing, and then they drive by a church where they see the occupant of the same truck throwing bodies down a pipe that leads underground. They soon go back to investigate after being run off the road AGAIN and because of their stupid move, they are now being trailed by a winged, muscular, supernatural flesh-eating demon, the Creeper (Jonathan Breck). A really scary movie, buy it on DVD.
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Summary: Very good horror movie. Well shot, real
Review: I've just seen the movie 5 minutes ago. I usually don't like horror movies because I don't believe the scenario. (monsters and stuff... you don't get scare by such things in real life so you don't get thrown away by the movie) This one, in fact was really scarry until you realize that the ennemy is a kind of (you'll see). This helps you keep breathing but until then, the story is really scaring you. The characters threatened really seem to be in big trouble. You believe it. That's the point. It's well filmed. Well written. also... errors i found... you see the contacts lenses in the bad guy at the end :), green contacts to make believe he is... (you'll see) Don't read to many reviews because you'll know what it's all about which will make it less scary....
SOrry for my wrtting errors btw, im french
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