Rating: Summary: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT Review: WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS FILM,WELL FIRSTLY IT SHOULD HAVE STAYED AS A PROJECT INSTEAD OF MAKING IT ONTO THE BIG SCREEN.WHAT A WASTE OF MY MONEY.IT SHOULD BE BURIED IN A WOOD AND LEFT THERE.
Rating: Summary: Absolute, utter TRASH.... Review: I defy anyone to watch this film and not come away extremely irritated.A semi-original idea, but the film suffers from paper-thin, downright annoying characterisations, weak, melodramatic "acting", and an almost non existent plot. You gotta admire the hype machine, though.
Rating: Summary: Good marketing can sell anything...even this drek! Review: This isn't even a good student film! How anyone can claim to have been frightened by this movie is beyond me. There's no story flow, no real character development--just bad acting, bad dialogue, cheesy camera work--and all hype. It's amazing that a horror film this short gets boring real fast and nearly puts you to sleep before the non-ending. I see lots of movies, and this is about the worst thing I've seen in many years. Save you money; don't buy it.
Rating: Summary: A Waste of Time Review: This film is frightening only if you have never been camping, or if you are somewhat hysterical to begin with. I won't bother with listing everything wrong with it; just be aware that if you are a reasonably self-assured adult the only really effective moment of horror comes right before the end-credits, and chances are you will have given up on the film long before that.
Rating: Summary: Not Scared Et Al At All! Review: While watching this video I was rooting for the Witch (not Heather), so that the movie would end sooner!
Rating: Summary: Decent little movie, ridiculous hype Review: Well, since barely half of my first review made it online unscathed, I'll write another one. Anyone who whines about how "anyone with 2 friends and a camera could have made this movie" is a pathetic individual (why didn't YOU make it, then?). Even worse are the people who say "this is no Exorcist". Pardon me...do you see the word "exorcist" in the title "The Blair Witch Project"? If so, I can recommend a good optometrist. Similarly, those folks who can't stop raving about it and have already been hiking in Marlyand twice (my apologies to the people who live there) are delusional. NO movie is as good as this one was hyped up to be. Unfortunately, we must now brace ourselves for a steady flow of shameless Blair Witch knock-offs.
Rating: Summary: The movie is not worth the promotion that it has had Review: I can't say I like this movie because I don't and I regrett for not reading the reviews first. The movie is a home video made by a trio of persons who claim to be actors. This trio goes to the woods where the witch used to have her cementery of children. By some mysterious reason, they get lost in the woods, even by following the map they found themselves walking in circles. One of the characters, decides to throw away this map because it finds it worthless. This event triggers the movie when they accept that they are already lost. Later on, they find witchcraft art work in the woods. As the "set of video clips" pass by they start to get scared of strange noises, and other weird things that happen to them first at nights and ,towards the end of the movie, during the day too. The creepy and the terror actually happens in the imagination. I felt at times anxious during the movie. But that's how they decided to design the movie. At times with suspense, at others with laughs, and others with sadness. This movie is a must see for people who like Terror movies. But the rest of the public should try to avoid it. The movie has a bad production, amateur actors, and poor scripts
Rating: Summary: Sophmoric, vulgar, dull and stupid. Review: Who in the world is hyping this movie? It is amateurish, irritating to watch, worse than a home movie on telephoto without jitter control. A trial to watch, the script consists almost entirely of f__k, s__t and variations and combinations. Very wearing. The story is non-existent unless you are afraid of the dark in the forest. And even then it's a stretch. A cult movie to be loved only by those who emulate the actors. An embarrassment to the school that produced these dropouts. A waste of time and resources.
Rating: Summary: Blair Witch Review: This hyped up newly released film has something in store for everyone.It plays on people's deepest superstitions. You feel like you are really there feeling the same emotions that the students are. The only way to enjoy this movie is to make an effort to be serious about it and if you do make an effort to enjoy it it will catch you and get you deeply involved. But if you try and take in all the backchat and listen to the beggining of the film it sets the scene much better. A very good choice if you wondering which film to see next.
Rating: Summary: See this with an open mind. Review: All of these people who hated this movie have small minds. If you go into this movie looking for answers to all of the questions you will not like the movie.....I am a horror fanatic and I thought this was scary. But best of all was the idea behind the movie. I say buy the DVD and watch the movie with the directors commentary it will enlighten you. See This Movie.!
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