Rating: Summary: Funniest Home Movie I have ever seen! Review: I am not much for home movies but this is a funny one. But what can you expect from three people who go into the woods and get lost. They should have been in the Boy Scouts when they were kids. Sure wish those annoying people from "Real World" would have got lost with them.
Rating: Summary: Sugar Coated! Review: You've seen the ads. You've read the reviews. Your friends have all seen it. Now YOU go see it.Scary as hell? I don't think so!It was majorly sugar-coated and falsely praised. It wasn't scary at all until the end and even then, I wasn't freaked out. It was a good idea, but if you're looking for a scare, try a different movie.
Rating: Summary: Ridiculous Review: Yesterday I saw the film in our local cinema. Yes, it takes some time before a movie makes it to Austria. I could not believe it. This was the famous Blair Witch Project, which seems to have caused so many sleepless nights and even made it on the covers of TIME amd NEWSWEEK. I just can't see why. There was not one creepy moment in the whole movie. The whole thing was so dull that you could only laugh about it. Okay, 3 people are lost in the woods. They are frightened, they fear for their lifes. What are they doing? They are filming each other! They hear sombody scream, they come to a mysterious house. What are they doing? Are they looking for some kind of weapon? Maybe a stone or a branch? No, they are still filming! One of the filmers gets lost. What is the other doing? You got it, he is still filming! This so called film is a joke. There is only one mystery about the Blair Witch. Why did it make so much money?
Rating: Summary: This would be scary but... Review: I went camping the same weekend after watching this. It did not effect me in any way. This would be scary but... I'm not the kind of person to get scared. Yes I can be shocked, freaked out, if a movie is suspencefull but this is not. Maybe watching it alone on a windy day in the forest would help, but otherwise this fails as a movie. Other movies WOULD be HORRIFIENG watched alone in the dark on a windy day in some cabin somewhere(LIKE SCREAM) It's the worst movie I have ever seen in the theatres. It probably would be kind of scary to some, I can understand why, but it wasn't effective to me.
Rating: Summary: Hype is GOOD! Review: Blairwitch is ORIGINAL. Is UNIQUE. It's the "Evil Dead" of the nineties. Once in a while, is good to see such films spreading around in the mainstream. They inject new ideas, new ways of doing entertaining and fun movies. Whoever says that Blairwitch Project doesn't have any plot, please remember films like "End of Days" and "Godzilla". Marketing and hype are good. Enjoy them. And when marketing and hype come together with a great movie, what else could you want?
Rating: Summary: WHATEVER Review: You gotta give these guys credit- they successfully managed to make millions and millions of dollars in their creative internet blitz to find an audience for this movie. However, for my money, I would never choose to watch a grainy, silly, shaky home movie about -- nothing? -- where people scream a lot, the film goes blank, and then the people run through the woods and scream some more. Idiotic and interminable.
Rating: Summary: Interesting But Definitely NOT SCARY! Review: When I heard some people and critics compare "The Blair Witch Project" to "The Exorcist," my blood curdled in anticipation of full-body jolt of adrenaline and terror. When I actually saw the movie (at a Drive-in Theatre), my thought was, "You have got to be kidding me! THIS is what all the hype was about?" My wife agreed with me that "The Blair Witch Project" is the most over-rated piece of cinematic blunder we have ever witnessed. Had no one listened to the critics and saw this movie without any prior influence or expectation, it would have descended into the dark abyss of movie making trash. But put together a massive marketing effort bent on deceit with a cynical, naive public hungry for conspiracies and tall tales involving witches and murder, you have one recipe for box office success. Now as much as I was let down by this movie, I enjoyed it for other reasons. The three stars I generously award have nothing to do with the scare quotient, believe me! Worth seeing, but don't think this thing holds a candle to "The Exorcist," one of the most terrifying movies ever created.
Rating: Summary: I would give it no stars if I could! Review: I thought this was absolutely the most stupid movie I have ever seen! This wasn't scary. I spent the first half of the movie waiting for it to start, and the last half of the movie waiting for it to end....it wasn't ever interesting, and frankly I can't understand why someone would want to waste their money on the horrible film.
Rating: Summary: Super Dull Review: How can anybody in there right mind say this movie was scary. It had to be the most boring movie that I have ever seen. The Brady Bunch is scarier than this. I can not beleive I sat through it all. I guess I was hoping it would get better. STAY AWAY from this flop
Rating: Summary: Scariest movie since THE EXORCIST! Review: This film shocked me. As it is this really isn't a film but more or less a documentary on the Curse of the Blair Witch. It seems that people either love or hate this film but its still worth the look.
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