Demonicus

Rating:
Summary: Cheesy But Delightful
Review: My friend and I rent B-movies just so we can rip on them, and this movie was a perfect oppourtunity for us to have a few good laughs. First of all, it starts out with some co-ed wondering into an ominous cave with a inconspicuous man-made cement arch marking the entrance. The guy finds this petrified corpse and suddenly becomes an archaeologist with such quotes as "Perfectly preserved" despite the 'open' cave entrance, and "This must be a thousand years old' ; c'mon, what college do these kids go to? Anyway, the kid decides to play dress up and puts on the helmet worn by the corpse... What the heck.. He then becomes possessed by the spirit named Demonicus.. Wow. Thusly beginning his scene where he messes around with all the weapons, and goes out to kill his girlfriend and his other friends.

There were so many filming mistakes made in this movie, It's not even funny. Example; as Demonicus comes trotting down the road screaming some mock latin wielding a sword, a pair of his friends stand there dumbfounded as they try to decipher what he his saying. Only to figure it out moments before he dismembers them with a blunt plastic sword purchased at Wal-Mart. And the kicker is, the blonde chick who probably makes porn as a side-job is the one who figures out what he is saying..

I also enjoyed the part where the other couple are 'getting jiggy with it' under the covers in the tent, then they hear a noise. The guy is naked, he decides to get out and check it out. It shows him exiting the tent absolutely nude, then they cut to outside where it shows him exiting the tent FULLY CLOTHED. Whoops, looks like the lazy editor was to busy digging out the cheese doodle wedged beneath the couch to catch that blooper.

The same guy then finishes the movie by cursing everything that he walks by, "F'ing trees, f'ing Demonicus, f'ing air". Wow wordsworth, don't hurt yourself there.

My friends and I had a wonderful time making fun of this movie, and that's the only reason why I would recommend renting this. If you have a dry sense of humor and enjoy B-movies, then you should check out Demonicus.

Rating:
Summary: Cheesy But Delightful
Review: My friend and I rent B-movies just so we can rip on them, and this movie was a perfect oppourtunity for us to have a few good laughs. First of all, it starts out with some co-ed wondering into an ominous cave with a inconspicuous man-made cement arch marking the entrance. The guy finds this petrified corpse and suddenly becomes an archaeologist with such quotes as "Perfectly preserved" despite the 'open' cave entrance, and "This must be a thousand years old' ; c'mon, what college do these kids go to? Anyway, the kid decides to play dress up and puts on the helmet worn by the corpse... What the heck.. He then becomes possessed by the spirit named Demonicus.. Wow. Thusly beginning his scene where he messes around with all the weapons, and goes out to kill his girlfriend and his other friends.

There were so many filming mistakes made in this movie, It's not even funny. Example; as Demonicus comes trotting down the road screaming some mock latin wielding a sword, a pair of his friends stand there dumbfounded as they try to decipher what he his saying. Only to figure it out moments before he dismembers them with a blunt plastic sword purchased at Wal-Mart. And the kicker is, the blonde chick who probably makes porn as a side-job is the one who figures out what he is saying..

I also enjoyed the part where the other couple are 'getting jiggy with it' under the covers in the tent, then they hear a noise. The guy is naked, he decides to get out and check it out. It shows him exiting the tent absolutely nude, then they cut to outside where it shows him exiting the tent FULLY CLOTHED. Whoops, looks like the lazy editor was to busy digging out the cheese doodle wedged beneath the couch to catch that blooper.

The same guy then finishes the movie by cursing everything that he walks by, "F'ing trees, f'ing Demonicus, f'ing air". Wow wordsworth, don't hurt yourself there.

My friends and I had a wonderful time making fun of this movie, and that's the only reason why I would recommend renting this. If you have a dry sense of humor and enjoy B-movies, then you should check out Demonicus.

Rating:
Summary: Remember, Kids, This Is A FULL MOON Movie.
Review: That's right, it's from Full Moon studios. And as we all know, Full Moon spends all of forty dollars to make their movies and recruit their actors from the 7-11 unemployment line. So remember, if it says 'Full Moon' on it, and it doesn't say 'The Dead Hate The Living', then it's gonna be cheap, stupid, and have lots of bad acting. Let's proceed.
Okay...'Demonicus'...Ah, now I remember. This is the touching story of some campers who have never acted before in their life. Upon reaching a magical cave of magic, one of the brainless children find a corpse wearing a helmet which is probably made out of Reynolds Wrap. And, for some inexplicable reason, our little hero picks up the hat and puts it on. Suddenly, a magic power surges through him and he is possessed by...DEMONICUS! Then a whole bunch of cheap effects take place.
Overall, the movie is...well, on a 'Full Moon' standard, it's average. On a normal movie basis, it's horrible. On MY movie standard, 'iss'kay'. I wouldn't expect much out of this film if I were you, but it's still worth a try.
And the DVD! Well...the special features are...there. What, they probably had the trailer and a small behind the scenes thing? Did this one have a trailer for this werewolf movie that sounded good? I don't remember...
Oh, well. That's it. I have nothing to say about this movie.

Luv,
Muttz!

Rating:
Summary: MIkes review
Review: The movie was absolutly stunning, A piece of art. If you liked halloween this is must see. It makes scream look like a slow ride to grandmas. FIght scenes were choreographed magnificiently. I absolutely loved the music. Makes American beauty bite the dust. This is a must see. If your in jail break out and see it. mike and alex give it 2 thumbs up!

Rating:
Summary: Demonicus is a winner!!! OWN IT NOW!!!!!
Review: Well, what do you want? It's a cheezy horror film and a barrel of laughs. Gregory Lee Kenyon did a great job with a [bad] story. Not an easy part to play. It's good for a few chuckles!!! Maybe in the sequel they will get the audio track right. Halfway thru my DVD, the audio was not in sync, making it like watching an old Godzilla movie!! Nice looking babes in the film as well, didn't hurt!

Rating:
Summary: KENZO RULES!
Review: Well, what do you want? It's a cheezy horror film and a barrel of laughs. Gregory Lee Kenyon did a great job with a [bad] story. Not an easy part to play. It's good for a few chuckles!!! Maybe in the sequel they will get the audio track right. Halfway thru my DVD, the audio was not in sync, making it like watching an old Godzilla movie!! Nice looking babes in the film as well, didn't hurt!

Rating:
Summary: Wow
Review: Wow...I don't know what to say. My friends rented this one night hoping for something good. We didn't know what we were getting ourselves into. Never before has every facet of a movie been so bad. Usually, one could find one or two aspects that a are redeeming about a movie. Unfortunately, Demonicus has none. Congratulations to those who made this: they've succeeded at failing.