Bring Me The Vampire

Rating:
Summary: For Slockmiester's only
Review: A wonderful film if you like them really bad. I.E. this film will leave you groaning and/or laughing on the floor. For anyone who still cares it is a pseudo-horror with awful acting, silly ploting and premise and wild jumps in logic. What more can I say. If you like them bad try it. Otherwise save your money and time.

Rating:
Summary: Oof. This one is bad
Review: This is not a horror movie, but rather a low-budget comedy made in Mexico and dubbed (badly) into English. The basic premise is that a group of randomly chosen people must spend the night in a house to claim an inheritance. The movie tries to be a 10 little indians affair, but is so badly translated, so poorly acted, and the transfer copy is so poor that it is impossible to tell what is happening frequently. Other than the hysterically terrible sneezing rumba song-and-dance number (which is left in Spanish, no less) there is nothing redeeming about this movie and the no one involved in bringing this movie to DVD should be encouraged by receiving your money.

Rating:
Summary: Oof. This one is bad
Review: This is not a horror movie, but rather a low-budget comedy made in Mexico and dubbed (badly) into English. The basic premise is that a group of randomly chosen people must spend the night in a house to claim an inheritance. The movie tries to be a 10 little indians affair, but is so badly translated, so poorly acted, and the transfer copy is so poor that it is impossible to tell what is happening frequently. Other than the hysterically terrible sneezing rumba song-and-dance number (which is left in Spanish, no less) there is nothing redeeming about this movie and the no one involved in bringing this movie to DVD should be encouraged by receiving your money.