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Summary: hard to find but worth it.
Review: the two tales from the crypt movies are not being made any more so if you are a fan grab them.
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Summary: stupid
Review: This is the stupidest movie from TALES FROM THE CRYPT ever.why waste your time watching this when you could watch a real TALES FROM THE CRYPT movie like,DEMON KNIGHT.
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Summary: LORRY-LOADS OF FUN
Review: This movie is fab. I love it to death. Dennis Miller is hilarious and he shines all thru-out. He really does appear to be enjoying himself immensely in his role. And of course EVERYONE likes the crypt keeper. Don't we kiddies?
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Summary: I wish there was a zero- star option...
Review: This movie was god- awful and should only be viewed if you want to laugh at a bad, bad movie. Dennis Miller was truly the only redeeming thing about this film, and I would only give his performance 3 out of 4 stars; the material was funny, but it unintentionally made a bad movie worse. Angie Everheart was incapable of delivering even a poor performance; all she had to do was convince the audience she was at least trying to act- frankly, she just chewed the scenery. All of the other stars in the film, Corey Feldman and Erika Eleniak were moderate...
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Summary: I think that this movie had a lot of pointless nudity.
Review: This movie was one of the most imature movies that I have ever seen. This movie had so much nudity in it that I forgot that I wasn't watching a porno.
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Summary: Tales From The Crypt Presents - Bordello of Blood
Review: When a Private Investigator (Dennis Miller) is hire by a church-going, sexy concerned sister (Erika Eleniak) to find her bad-assed brother (Corey Feldman) the case turns into a bloodbath. When they finally find her brother he is found in a local mortuary which tends to have funerals in the mornings and a whorehouse at night. The whorehouse is run by a vampire (Angie Everheart) whose over 1,000 years old. Full of comedy, gore and (of course) sex, Bordello of Blood is very satisfying and has the ability to entertain multiple viewings. The film also co-stars Chris Sarandon. The DVD isn't much. It only have a Theatrical Trailer.Picture: B
Sound: B-
Special Features: F
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Summary: The reason Tales from the Crypt died
Review: While the first film was a solid, self-contained horror flick with a touch of humor and a fair amount of sophistication and imagination, Bordello of Blood falls apart under poor direction and a far too free-spirited nature. While it is a failure as a sequel it manages to entertain only as a brainless timewaster. Dennis Miller does his best with the weak material and ad-libs a lot of humor. A little too much, taking the film even further from it's already vague ambitions. But worry not, his humor is still free and easy, unlike his cryptic (no pun intended) football commentaries. Erika Eleniak is marginally engaging and Corey Feldman is well underused. The weakest performances come from Angie Everhart as the ancient vampire Lillith and Chris Sarandon as the outrageously stereotyped southern TV evangelist. It's these performances that keep the film eternally low brow. It's sad that Tales from the Crypt totally died after this movie but the powers behind it went on to found the Dark Castle production company (check out those movies they're actually quite scary and effective). This new version of Bordello of Blood is by Universal and is presented in it's proper aspect ratio of 1.85:1 anamorphic and is in Dolby 5.1. The cheapo snapper case has been replaced by a sturdy keepcase and a new cover art. The only new extra is a trailer.
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Summary: Dreadful, A real insult to Tales From the Crypt
Review: William Gaines must be rolling around in his grave. Shame, shame...AVOID THIS!
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