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Summary: WHo in thie right mind released this
Review: This is easily one of the worst movies to come around on a direct to video basis in a long time. You see when you rent a movie that is direct to video, especially horror, one must anticiate a certain level of cheesiness. However there are certain movies that should not have been released, certain movies that no matter what reason there is it just should not be released. This is one of them.Ax'em is about a mentally retarded killer out to avenge his family murder 13 years ago. For whatever reason he picks a group of teens who decide to go to a cabin. Makes little sense I know, but most times in cheesiness factor it's forgivable. However I swear to god that this was a high school theater project. It was done by a camcorder!!! The sound is horriic and half the time you can't hear what it is they are saying (which is probably a good thing). Oh and when I mean a high School theater project I mean early 90's because for a 15 minute segmant you have one guy spouting out "Your Momma So..." Jokes. Overall this is easily one of the dumbest ideas to have been released. If you would be better off making your own movie than watching this. I mean it, DON"T WATCH THIS GARBAGE!!!
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Summary: Don't let the cover fool you! Deceptive advertising.
Review: This is the worst movie ever made and the transfer to DVD was about as bad they get. I was expecting to have to adjust the tracking but then remembered it was DVD. Home movies patched together to form a semblance of a 70 minute movie. I can't believe they even had credits. Fortunately, anytime I have trouble falling asleep I just pop this baby into the DVD player and I'm out like a light. Watch for the Special Features, it's Stereo. Hahahahah.
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Summary: Yuck!
Review: This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, it has no script, lame jokes, bad editing, poor acting. The worst movie. It had no plot. Don't wast your time. But if you really want to see it. Go to your local Hollywood video and rent it for $3.
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Summary: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT BUY OR RENT THIS MOVIE!
Review: This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Why? This DVD doesn't have a title menu or a scene selection menu. Very bootlegish, if you ask me. The movie opens with a brief explanation of things to come. However, this explanation is typed in broken english that would be unacceptable in grade school, much less in a finished film. I must also alarm you of the improper use of upper case letters. The film quality is attrocious and worse than something shot on 8mm. Another problem is that the film transfer actually improves in some parts, degrades in others, and switches from widescreen to having black borders on ALL sides of the screen. The sound was almost inaudible, which makes the movie very hard to follow. The movie itself was not on par with even the most amateur of endeavors. I have seen high school films with ten times the production values. The acting is obviously ad-libbed and overdone to the point where it actually upset me. There was really no plot to speak of, just an oversized, mentally ill guy chasing around a bunch of overacting college kids. The special effects were lame and...well, so was everything else! One thing that is obvious about this film is that it was shot in the early 90's. References to MC Hammer, Terrence Trent D'Arby, and Yo Mama Jokes make this VERY apparent, as well as the disgusting clothes and haircuts worn by the cast. A Black Bart Simpson shirt also shows up. The soundtrack seemed to be updated to something more modern, though, but I'm not too sure on that one. York Entertainment apparently snagged some guy's college film from the early 90's and gave it nation-wide distribution years later. I'm guessing that the filmmaker sold his soul to Satan to get this done. The worst movie ever made, hands down. Do not buy this. Do not rent this. And for those of you who want to rent this for a cheap laugh, DON'T. It won't even satisfy you on that level. 0 stars
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Summary: awesome display from multi-talented mfume
Review: This moive isn't so bad if you go into it knowing what to expect. A low budget badly acted c-rated horror flick. The whole movie sound like it was recorded in a well. The acting lacks direction the movie seems to have no plot. And I don't think these people have heard of lighting or marks. Still if you know all this coming in and don't actully expect a horror flick like I did then you can laugh yourself silly. This movie was so bad it was good. I couldn't stop laughing. The funniest thing about this movie was that they actully wanted you to be scared. They were honestly trying to make a movie.
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Summary: The glasses
Review: This moive isn't so bad if you go into it knowing what to expect. A low budget badly acted c-rated horror flick. The whole movie sound like it was recorded in a well. The acting lacks direction the movie seems to have no plot. And I don't think these people have heard of lighting or marks. Still if you know all this coming in and don't actully expect a horror flick like I did then you can laugh yourself silly. This movie was so bad it was good. I couldn't stop laughing. The funniest thing about this movie was that they actully wanted you to be scared. They were honestly trying to make a movie.
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Summary: awesome display from multi-talented mfume
Review: This movie is actually a favorite of my friends. You have to have the right perspective when going into it, I guess. We watched it on halloween and we laughed through the entire thing. Ok, honestly this movie is probably the worst I've ever seen. The editing was terrible, the sound and lighting I could have done better. There was no plot or script, just overacting and bad sex scenes. It was hilarious. I have never seen someone get killed by a phone before... that's classic. We also loved the characters (Little Hat Man was my personal favorite). Don't watch this one unless you are in the mood to laugh and can endure a silly rap battle sequence filled with yo momma jokes that is completely irrelevant to the film. Michael Mfume, you are my hero.
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Summary: So bad I don't even have the words
Review: This movie was easily the worst movie ever created. The deaths are a joke, the acting is horrendous, the dialogue is painful, the audio on some parts doesn't exist, and the cuts are childish. They didn't even try. One scene, when there is supposed to be a police car outside with flashing lights, you can clearly see a police light mounted on the wall, showing off the light. The first death of the movie is comical (but not supposed to be). There is one scene of a girl running in the woods that loops. In one scene you can see the time coding on the bottom of the screen. Getting the point? If you are into bad movies, rent this one. You're sure to get a good laugh.
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Summary: THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE , and i love low budget films!
Review: Too bad there isn't a "ZERO" rating on here. I'm surprised this heap of garbage ever got released. First of all i would just like to say that i love B-Movies and Low-Budget films if they are done well, or at least half way entertaining. I have seen thousands of movies in my life and this ranks as one of the absolute WORST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! The funny thing is that some moron who did the opening text about the murder couldn't even spell correctly, so that started me thinking "what kind of an IDIOT could let the opening text be so stupidly misspelled". Plus, it looks like it was shot on a VHS camera. The lighting is truly HORRIBLE throughout the film. Secondly, the acting is some of the most pathetic i have ever witnessed. Additionally, the plot???...a pre-schooler could have come up with a better one! I truly regret wasting my time watching this pathetic "effort". Whoever was involved in the making of this film should go back to flipping burgers. Don't just trust my words, go watch it and i'll bet you a fortune you'll agree that this movie is cow dung.
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Summary: Absolute garbage
Review: Wish I'd read the previous reviewer before I wasted money renting this dog. I'm in 200% agreement that this has to be the worst film ever made. I've watched thousands of films in my lifetime; rented hundreds; and never before have I yanked a rental out of the player before the opening credits were complete. And I've seen some real stinkers! If I had to guess, I'd say the plot was loosely outlined by teenagers, ad lib'ed by their best buds and shot using a single video tape recorder, using the built-in microphone on the camera. Then the whole thing was burned to a DVD to play from start to end when inserted like one would burn a CD. No DVD features at all. The printed statements used to introduce the plot are so grammatically incorrect as to be incomprehensible. I actually laughed out loud when I saw that the killer was going to "revenge his family". Please!! If I could give negative stars on this one, it would be minus 5.
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