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Summary: WOW THIS IS GOOD
Review: THIS WAS A GOOD MOVIE. IT WAS THE BESTEST MOVIE I EVER SEEN. THE ACTING WAS GOOD AND THE BAD GUY WAS SO CREEPY I COULDN'T SLEEP FOR A WHOLE NIGHT. THIS MOVIE WAS GOODER THEN THE BLAIR WITCH CAUSE THIS MOVIE HAD GOODER ACTING AND A GOODER PLOT. THE MUSIC IN THE MOVIE WAS SO GOOD THAT I'M LOOKING FOR THE SOUNDTRACK. I LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS MOVIE TELLS PEOPLE TO LOVE ONE ONOTHER. IT'S NICE. I LIKED THE GIRL IN THE BRITTANY SPEARS COSTUME CAUSE SHE WAS NICE AND HOT TOO. SEE THIS MOVIE FOR A GOOD THRILL AND MESSAGE OF LOVE.
Rating: 
Summary: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
Review: To say that this movie is the worst I have ever seen would be overrating it. The villain has a scar on his nose that comes and goes from scene to scene, and no, this is not an attempt at parody. It is so unremittingly terrible that I can't even pinpoint anything. Caveat emptor!
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Summary: "The Coroner"
Review: To say that this movie is the worst I have ever seen would be overrating it. The villain has a scar on his nose that comes and goes from scene to scene, and no, this is not an attempt at parody. It is so unremittingly terrible that I can't even pinpoint anything. Caveat emptor!
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Summary: more gore, please...
Review: with a title like The Coroner, I expected so much more than what this movie delivered. buckets of blood, disembodied body parts, organs, bones... well you get the picture. and this movie only had blood, not alot, but some.the basic story is that the local coroner is killing off young female suicide victims. young ladies that wanted to die but failed in their attempts. the coroner just wants to finish their job for them. his next victim happens to be a lawyer. after catching her, he tortures her in his basement before going in for the kill. however, with her, he asked for more than what he bargained for. apparently, they teach 'buffy the vampire' style martial arts at the law firm. the lawyer does a few choreographed kicks and chops on the coroner and escapes. I couldn't help but laugh at the choreograph looking fights. the rest of the movie concerns the young lawyer trying to get back at the coroner for all he did to her... cutting off a finger. she being a lawyer; he could/should have done worse. this movie is still fun to watch, if at least once. but I wanted to see so much more. gore, gore, gore, was all on my mind as I watched it. and nothing of the like popped up. there are a few blood on women's bodies shots but that's about it. and not alot of blood either. maybe if the title was 'ally mcbeal and buffy team to get rid of the local coroner' it might have worked. but this coroner chops up his victims real tame, if at all.
Rating:
Summary: more gore, please...
Review: with a title like The Coroner, I expected so much more than what this movie delivered. buckets of blood, disembodied body parts, organs, bones... well you get the picture. and this movie only had blood, not alot, but some. the basic story is that the local coroner is killing off young female suicide victims. young ladies that wanted to die but failed in their attempts. the coroner just wants to finish their job for them. his next victim happens to be a lawyer. after catching her, he tortures her in his basement before going in for the kill. however, with her, he asked for more than what he bargained for. apparently, they teach 'buffy the vampire' style martial arts at the law firm. the lawyer does a few choreographed kicks and chops on the coroner and escapes. I couldn't help but laugh at the choreograph looking fights. the rest of the movie concerns the young lawyer trying to get back at the coroner for all he did to her... cutting off a finger. she being a lawyer; he could/should have done worse. this movie is still fun to watch, if at least once. but I wanted to see so much more. gore, gore, gore, was all on my mind as I watched it. and nothing of the like popped up. there are a few blood on women's bodies shots but that's about it. and not alot of blood either. maybe if the title was 'ally mcbeal and buffy team to get rid of the local coroner' it might have worked. but this coroner chops up his victims real tame, if at all.
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