Children of the Living Dead

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Summary: The Idi Amin of zombie films
Review: I had to write a review for this as I feel its story needs to be told. In every generation there is an event that truly defines its era, and usually transcends it. THis flim isnt like that. In fact, the film is less fun than having root canal work while having 50 Cent's album playing in your ears. If I had to sum up my feelings after watching this film it would be; raped. Thats how I felt, if you want this feeling buy this film, you wont regret it for an instant, not until you try to watch it. In fact, the sleeve design will probably frustrate you so you'll be disapointed even earlier than that. In fact this film is so bad the post man would probably break your letter box whilst delivering it, and several injuries would have occured in the sorting office whilst it was there, the film is that cursed. A fox used to visit my garden at night for food; it hasnt been back since i bought this film. My girlfriend broke up with me after watching this. I lost my job and my cat crashed my car into a cafe where my entire family were having a meal, the explosion totalled a five mile radius. All because of this film. On the plus side, make up effects were adequate.

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Summary: waste of time
Review: this is horrible. they just slapped "living dead" on it to make a buck and put nothing in the movie to entertain anybody. one of the worst 'b movies' i've ever seen.

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Summary: I'm the greatest zombie EVER!!!
Review: Naturally I have to write a reveiw on this movie.(I was the lead zombie) I loved this film. More than my family, more than my friends, more than anything. It is absolutly the best zombie film ever. Where else can you see a zombie just walking around a small town scaring people off cliffs and stealing their bodies from the cemetary. Bad voice-overs. It has it all. I reccommend everyone out there to buy this movie. S**t! buy two! Sell your first born child to get this movie. Just do it. Help me, Abbot Hayes out by getting it so I can continue making a living by making people drive off cliffs screaming my name in fear.

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Summary: this is a travesty
Review: forget this one zombie fans. it's the worst of the worst. absolutely awful.

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Summary: garbage
Review: I love "bad" movies. I have thousands of them in my video and dvd collection. I "get" the love of bad movies and horror cheapies and love those types of films. This isn't one of them. This is just an incoherent mess. Don't waste your cash. Skip this. This isn't a fun bad movie. It's just TERRIBLE and a waste of your time and money.

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Summary: ABBOT HAYESSSSSSSSS!!!!
Review: This movie is totally hilarious. Don't go in expecting anything but hilarity, and a bit of confusion. That way you can really enjoy the film. $6.15 used(thats the price as of this writing) is a completely acceptable price. I wouldn't pay more than $10, as it's definitely not worth that. It is, however, worth having around. Good fun.

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Summary: the worst!!!
Review: This sucks! I didn't think it would be THIS bad! Russo's movie was supposed to be about kids from mothers bitten by the original living dead. He explained that at horror conventions and I was eager to see that idea. These kids (children of the living dead) were going to hit puberty and start another zombie outbreak. What happened to that idea? They took the title and killed Russo's idea and made up another "plot"! This is incomprehensible crap! WHY? And Savini didn't do make-up! WHAT?! Hinzman isn't in it either! He's in the crew or something instead of in the movie! He should be in the movie! Where the hell is he?! How can you blow it with those three guys involved and the Living Dead concept to back you up?! Savini and Hinzman and Russo got put on the back burner and instead we get this crap served by Tor Ramsey and Karen Wolfe?! Who the hell are they? What horror films have they done? THIS IS JUST AWFUL!!