House of 1000 Corpses

Rating:
Summary: When is the sequal !!!!
Review: I didn't know what to expect when I first saw the previews of this movie. I knew I wanted to see it but I didn't know it was going to be that heavy. If you don't mind a demon or a tortured soul or two this is your movie. Im sure the next time you see a chicken & gas stop on the highway you will keep on rolling and fill up somewhere else. This movie isnt for everybody so put the kids to bed pour yourself a sophistcated drink and enjoy the horror and demonic House.

Rating:
Summary: Cult Classic
Review: PLOT: 4 teenagers get stranded at a house in the middle of nowhere - thinking at first that they are staying with a weird but yet cozy family - when events start to take place that slowly start to change their minds.

GORE/VIOLENCE: A man has part of his skull cut off with a scalpel - a man is shot in the head - a man is clubbed to the ground - a teenager is sliced and cut up and his body parts are glued and re-arranged - another teenager is thrown into a room where zombies eat her - a girl is stabbed repeatdly until she dies and spits up blood - we see an "after - the - fact" body that has been skinned alive - a man than wears that teenagers skin - there are many deformed monsters and people - a man has scissors stabbed into him and spits up blood - a woman is bloody and all scratched up - a police officer is shot in the head and we see quickly blood spray out of his head - another man is shot in the chest/back repeadtly and we see blood spray out of his wounds and than fall unto the ground - a man opens a door and reveals many people hanging from chains thrasing about with writing ingraved in their bodies

Profanity - many F-words and derivatives - many S*-D*-H*-B* words - many derogatory terms for breasts - conversations about death and destruction - violent words are in songs

Sexuality/Nudity - Many references to sex and sexual female organs - many flashback scenes of nude women prancing around - in sevreal scenes a young woman dances seductivly in the nude and plays with dead bodies in a provocative and sexual way

Rating:
Summary: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Review: Basically the movie is just people running around an expensive haunted house. Not that bloody or gory either, so if you were looking for that, you'll be disspointed. But if you were just looking for pointless, bloodless, abuse of Scooby Doo horror cliches (yes, I know it was homage to classic horror like TCM, but seriously, it's boring and an overkill that didn't need to be made), then I guess you'll enjoy it. Me personally I'm open to all horror, fom exploitation to the occult, and this one just didn't satisfy me. This is just Rob Zombie trying too hard to prove to the world that he's the biggest fan of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (which was an okay film, although gets overrated for being gory, hence why it's laugahable when people deduct this movie to be gory just for the association with TCM).

Rating:
Summary: Absolutely gore-tastic
Review: First, I'll admit, I thought the movie looked a little iffy. But, then, I decided to watch it, and boy was I amazed. Rob Zombie had not only perfected what a gore-fest movie should be, but amped it up, making this movie spectacular. I'd definitely recommend buying it, if you like ultra bloody movies.