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Summary: simply brilliant!!!
Review: if you like gory and funny movies you just have to get "bordello of blood". it's one of those rare "funsplatter"-movies like "braindead", "bad taste" or its prequel "demon knight". for those who don't know that kind of movies - it means: little story but much dark humor and lots of entrails and stuff flying around =)
with the price of 10$ i think it's also worth the try for people who don't know the genre and are curious :) (and if you like "bordello of blood" then get "demon knight" which is even funnier - IMO the story is better too)
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Summary: Gilbert Adler has done it again!..............
Review: In 1992, Gilbert Adler was the co-writer of one of my top ten favorite movies--Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice. He grossed me out threw the entire movie. I wished he would do more with his talent, and then he did. Bordello of Blood, the HBO made for cable movie was excellent. I loved all of the Bordello scenes. There was just enough blood and guts to make the queezy queezy. The movie was great and I encourage all of you to rent it or buy it. Dennis Miller is a riot as usall. Co-stars: Angie Everheart. Thank you Mr. Adler!
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Summary: WORTHY SEQUEL
Review: It's a decent movie and is totally good fun. I know that's not perfect english but trust me you'll enjoy this movie. I really hope that they make some more of them. It has so mush potential.
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Summary: Crypt Campiness May Have Gone Past My Limit.
Review: Let me first start this off by saying any movie with Corey Feldman in it will automatically lose one star from me. That done let me repair that by saying any film with Erika Eleniak in it will receive one bonus star.Tales From the Crypt's second feature is little more than a campy vampire tale. It is the tale of the Queen of the vampires 'Lillith' (erotically portrayed by the best looking redhead in film, Angie Everhart). Dennis Miller, is his wise cracking self throughout this movie. I wondered whether there was a script or not for him, as he just kid of flows through the film with jokes in every second line..perhaps he adlibbed the whole thing. Well, his character is a hardluck P.I. whom happens across a lovely lady in distress, the ever so religious Erika Eleniak. Eleniak's brother (Feldman) is missing. The cops are too overworked between meals so she decides to hire Miller. He finds out that her brother went to a vampire whorehouse. Chris Sarandon who played a T.V. Reverend in this movie plays a confusing character to me. Sometimes he seems the Swaggarty Bakerish type of corrupt evangelist, sometimes he seems like a crusader for God. Hard to tell. Regardless he didn't have a major role in the film. There is plenty of nudity in the film, and combined with Miller's and Everhart's (who looks gorgeous did I mention that...but could not tell a joke and act well) wisecracking made it a pretty campy affair. With all the nudity, they couldn't have shown it from one of the major stars like Eleniak or Everhart?? Come on Cryptkeeper get with it! It surprised me the way the Tales From the Crypt people have gone, especially after Demon Knight. The DVD itself has nothing extra just like Demon Knight's. No extra audio tracks, no commentary, no features whatsoever. There is a chapter selection. It was cute seeing William Sadler return for a cameo.
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Summary: Ugh. 2.5 stars
Review: O.K. O.K. I am extremely tolerant of these horror films, (I couldn't help but like deep rising) but this was just old. This vampire thing is completely outdone. Whoever thought of them must be turning over in his grave (or rising from it!). Don't get me wrong. Its not a bad movie. Its nice to watch on a friday night with friends. It wasn't that funny. Except for the guy who was high. My advice? Watch it twice. Its much more enjoyable and funny the second time of viewing. But, still, reflecting upon it, It was just unoriginal and repetative. It could have been a lot better. 2 stars is underrating it though. 2.5.What I tell my friends is, "Its about a whorehouse full of vampires. Big Deal" See it for yourself and make up your own mind.
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Summary: FANGS FOR THE MAMMARIES!!
Review: O.K....we all know the plot. Reporter hires wise-cracking private eye to find her missing brother who disappeared while visiting a bordello full of vampires. It's kinda predictable and a bit dumb, but it's great fun!! Dennis Miller is really funny as he lets rip with some priceless one-liners, the special FX are fantastic, Chris Sarandon - as a bogus preacher - is a standout, and THE VAMPIRE BABES ARE GORGEOUS and half naked. The action moves along at a brisk pace. Picture and sound are first rate and the price is right!! Watcha waitin' for...Get your copy NOW!
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Summary: Miller is at his PEAK in this film
Review: Ok, i'm a christain and find the idea of a bordello sick, cheap, and trampish. But i had to rent this because i've always been a fan of Denis Miller, and not only did i watch it twice that night (it's a short hour and a half long movie, twice is even shorted than that excuse for a movie TITANIC) but i ended up buying the movie. The bordello part of it, disgusting as it my be, wasn't played that much but it allowed Miller to exploit his grade a humor and he's never been funnier.
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Summary: Humor makes it
Review: So it's not particularly original, but Miller's wisecracking and the assortment of attractive vampires make this movie fairly entertaining. Intro has some genuine chills.
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Summary: Gorey and fun horror romp
Review: The second (but hopefully not last) Tales From the Crypt film, Bordello of Blood is as nasty as it's title implies. Full of scantily clad vampire women and loaded with a surprising amount of gore for an R-rated movie, this film is pure trashy horror fun with comedian Dennis Miller playing a private eye who stumbles upon a bordello full of vampires being funded by an evangilist (Chris Sarandon). Plenty of toungue-in-cheek dark humor, hot babes, and wild gore; Bordello of Blood doesn't hit the same greatness as Demon Knight, but it doesn't try to either. Also featuring Erika Eleniak, Corey Feldman, and Angie Everhart as the mouthwatering vampire master.
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Summary: Gorey and fun horror romp
Review: The second (but hopefully not last) Tales From the Crypt film, Bordello of Blood is as nasty as it's title implies. Full of scantily clad vampire women and loaded with a surprising amount of gore for an R-rated movie, this film is pure trashy horror fun with comedian Dennis Miller playing a private eye who stumbles upon a bordello full of vampires being funded by an evangilist (Chris Sarandon). Plenty of toungue-in-cheek dark humor, hot babes, and wild gore; Bordello of Blood doesn't hit the same greatness as Demon Knight, but it doesn't try to either. Also featuring Erika Eleniak, Corey Feldman, and Angie Everhart as the mouthwatering vampire master.
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