Rating: Summary: The ultimate party movie Review: this is an awesome movie. It is not to be taken seriously, and is best viewed with a group of friends. It is funny, and action packed and Bruce Campbell is the MAN! Come get some!
Rating: Summary: Buckle up bonehead... Review: Okay, it's an Evil Dead movie which is a big plus, but why only three stars? Well, the picture quality on this Director's Cut is very poor, otherwise it would be a four star film. Maybe even five if I watch it in high spirits.
Rating: Summary: A cult classic! Review: God, who hasn't seen this movie? Well, if you haven't, you should. So many memorable one liners, this movie will add greatly to your vocabulary. :D Ash is one of the best heroes ever, and he shines in this movie (I personally didn't like him in the other 2 [Army of Darkness is the third in the evil dead series, and the other two are also reccomended]).
Rating: Summary: "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!"..."Come get some." Review: This has to be my most favorite of the Evil Dead series. Not because it's scary like the first movie, because it's incredibly funny. I like "The Evil Dead", and I rate it as my most favorite scary films of all time, but "Army of Darkness" is the one I like the most. We see our reluctant hero Ash (Bruce Campbell) being sucked into a vortex in the "Evil Dead: Dead By Dawn" and he lands in another time during the Middle ages. Here the deadites are known through out the land where superstition runs rampant in the hearts of men and women. Ash, is sent back in time as foretold in prophecy and recorded within the pages of The Necronimican, roughly translated, The Book of The Dead. He is equipped with a chainsaw in place of his severed hand and is armed with his BOOM stick. From here, the main story line of "The Army of Darkness" begins. Upon his landing in the Middle Ages, the primitives, King Arthur's people, mistakens Ash as one of King Henry's men. So they throw Ash in the pit of the dead where he battles two deadites. Here we see for the first time the warrior Ash, as he emrges victorious against the evil deadites. This is really different from the first movie where we see a cowardly Ash who is scared senseless. Anyway, he frees King Henry and a few of his men who where captured and is hailed as the promised one as foretold in prophecy. Ash, being the reluctant hero, just wants to go home, so he strikes a deal with the wisemen and sets off on a journey to a cemetary to find the Necronomican, the book that contains the passages to get him back to his own time. During the first part of his journey, we see the deadites lurking about in the woods reminiscent of the first two films. He also battles little evil Ashes and a full grown evil Ash when he grows out of good Ash's body. This is really funny stuff. Anyway, he finally arrives at the cemetary where he has to choose between 3 Necronomicans. Let's say he didn't choose wisely. When he finally grabs the right book, he awakens the army of darkness because he didn't say the verse, the passage from The Necronomican which keeps the dead... dead, exactly right. He then has to battle the army of darkness, protect the book from the evil Ash which led the army of darkness, and save the girl from the baddies. There are two endings to this film. I personally like the S-mart ending better than the awakening in the post Nuclear holocaust future. I have copies of both endings, but the S-mart ending is my favorite one. It also sets up the story for the "Evil Dead: Hail To The King" video game. I recommend this film for anyone who wants a good laugh with elements of horror. "Hail to the king baby."
Rating: Summary: YEAH!! Review: This movie is great!!! It's the third movie of the series: Evil Dead. Now Ash is trap in the time!! This is totaly Crazy! It's funny with a lot of adventure action horror!! I love it!!
Rating: Summary: "Hail to the King!" Review: A great film made ever better for the fact that it isn't cut. The original ending is wonderful to see. The deleted scenes are also a definate plus. Loses one star for not having the S-Mart ending.
Rating: Summary: Another Great entry in the great Evil Dead series. Review: This one is actully a Comedy Fantasy than Horror. Bruce Campbell is back for one last time, but this time he is in the Camelot years ( no no, not the JFK days but the old Merlin ages)and he must battle a army of Deadites and go back to his time.Thrilling, exciting and marvelous.
Rating: Summary: a secret Review: after the credits roll they show a different ending as well as the original trailer
Rating: Summary: The Blazing Saddles of the horror genre Review: This utterly hilarious spoof of the evil zombie movies plays like Doom with a laugh track. Ash (lantern-jawed Bruce Campbell), a chain-saw wielding, double-barreled shotgun toting discount store clerk, is transported to the 13th century (along with his faded '73 Olds) and becomes a one-liner spouting hero who is destined to save the world from a nameless evil that animates an Army of, well, Darkness. Everything from sword-and-sorcery to kung-fu action is parodied. A cult classic. Avoid the director's cut version, though; for some reason director Sam Raimi deleted some of the best one-liners (probably the ones he didn't write). The third and by far the funniest movie in the "Evil Dead" series, you don't need to see the previous two to enjoy it.
Rating: Summary: DELECTED SCENES AND RARE FOOTAGE Review: Buy it now, man! This is an numerated (limited) edition and ya have to buy it now. If you are an fan, you'll LOVE this one!! COME GET SOME!
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