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Rating: Summary: he makes the best sausage in vienna Review: "I make the best sausage in Vienna" claims the mad butcher (a rotund fella by the name of Victor Bueno). And so he does. People from all over come to taste his famous delicacies. Seasoned with Human flesh. Aw hell, not only seasoned, it is human flesh! That is the premise for this one. Did I mention he's an ex mental patient? And he has a thing for nubile young women? Ok. so this is not the most original of fare. Still, this film succeeds in making you smile at its cleverness. Of course, later when your eating that sausage for dinner, this story has a way of popping up in your mind. Its cheap, its corny and its got a dark irony that is hard to come by these days.In a belecose voice, the butcher says to one of his victims "you slut, how low and cheap you make yourself..this is not a whorehouse!". Then he throws her in the meat grinder and serves her up to the public. Delicious!
Rating: Summary: A fine foreign film Review: Ah. An overweight German butcher who loves his sausages. True the movie looked like it cost a hundred dollars to make, but it's warm and cozy. The butcher is so friendly and unasuming.The women are pretty hot too. If you like to see them go through a hand cranked meat grinder while still screaming then do so! After the butcher prepares his sausages he peddles them on the street and gives one every morning to a flatfoot walking his beat! Nice movie to watch on a first date with a nice Catholic girl.
Rating: Summary: Mad Butcher-Mad Cheesey Review: I had the privilage of viewing this illustrious film not too long ago and all I could do was bite my tongue to avoid choking on it from laughing too hard. This crazy, fat slob butcher goes around, feeding people into a meat grinder and making sausages out of them. Uneliveably goofy special effects, combined with a ridiculous musical score make this movie a definate runner up for the Velveeta Cheese award (second only to perhaps, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers). if you like completely goofy slasher flicks, check it out.
Rating: Summary: the mad butc Review: mad butcher is a texas chainsaw massacre kinda thing.you get to see pretty girls nakes and betty to and see is pretty this film is a little gross cause he cuts the girls naked bodies piece to piece and people eat them.
Rating: Summary: he makes the best sausage in vienna Review: The Mad Butcher. Winner of 6 oscars in 1972. Victor Buono gives a stunnng performance as Otto Lehman, the horribly named main character of the story. Taking home best supporting actor that year, the guy who looks like a mole in the movie, wowed audiences nationwide as he convinced them of great acting abilities. Throughout this tale, which won 1972 best picture, Otto must deal with his sanity while putting up with his lust for the girl next door, his abusive loudmouth wife, and a slob of a brother-in-law. Doing all of this makes Otto go mad, again, thus sending him into a whirlpool of murder and sausage making. A true classic in any language, the Mad Butcher sends chills down your spine and brings a tear to your eyes. The Mad Butcher is the best movie to come around since Pieces. I assure you that you will not be disapointed. I only like quality films. Trust me.
Rating: Summary: The Mad Oscar Review: The Mad Butcher. Winner of 6 oscars in 1972. Victor Buono gives a stunnng performance as Otto Lehman, the horribly named main character of the story. Taking home best supporting actor that year, the guy who looks like a mole in the movie, wowed audiences nationwide as he convinced them of great acting abilities. Throughout this tale, which won 1972 best picture, Otto must deal with his sanity while putting up with his lust for the girl next door, his abusive loudmouth wife, and a slob of a brother-in-law. Doing all of this makes Otto go mad, again, thus sending him into a whirlpool of murder and sausage making. A true classic in any language, the Mad Butcher sends chills down your spine and brings a tear to your eyes. The Mad Butcher is the best movie to come around since Pieces. I assure you that you will not be disapointed. I only like quality films. Trust me.
Rating: Summary: MAD BUTCHER IS LESS GORY THAN A TRIP TO THE REAL BUTCHER!!!! Review: This film, completely devoid of both gore and convincing english dubbing, is one of the positively worst pieces of scrap film I have ever seen!! Don't get me wrong, I loved it when I was ten, but to watch it now is absolute torture. The actors and actresses are both hideous, and the soundtrack is comedy in itself. There is not one severed limb, bloody knive, or slash wound in the whole film. The most frightening thing about it is the mustachioed Frau Kuntzmaan, a vitriolic walk-on character. Your kids will love it, but you will not understand why. ...
Rating: Summary: MAD BUTCHER IS LESS GORY THAN A TRIP TO THE REAL BUTCHER!!!! Review: This film, completely devoid of both gore and convincing english dubbing, is one of the positively worst pieces of scrap film I have ever seen!! Don't get me wrong, I loved it when I was ten, but to watch it now is absolute torture. The actors and actresses are both hideous, and the soundtrack is comedy in itself. There is not one severed limb, bloody knive, or slash wound in the whole film. The most frightening thing about it is the mustachioed Frau Kuntzmaan, a vitriolic walk-on character. Your kids will love it, but you will not understand why. ...
Rating: Summary: great Review: weird movie but good lots of nudity.RATED-R FOR GOREVOILENSE AND NUDITY.
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