Mistress Frankenstein

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Summary: If you like hot chicks + bad horror movies then...
Review: After seeing "The Erotic Witch Project" my ..ahem..interest went up to see more of these horror parodies from Seduction Cinema and director, Bacchus. These vary in quality, of course, like most films of the horror/ erotica/ comedy genre do. This one, however is good in a "bad" way (if that makes sense). Darian Caine is hot and so is the blonde wannabe actress (not that she is a bad actress but she wants to be one in the movie itself!) Anyway, you see a decent "birth of the monster" scene with, another notable scene is the "villagers" scene! That's a good moment in an homage to the original "Frankenstein" films. If you like lesbians + "Frankenstein" flicks this one is worth a look if you're a completist. Others may fine it lame.

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Summary: Some very erotic scenes in an otherwise lame effort
Review: I really liked a lot of this video, like the scene where the female housekeeper seduces a sexy little maid in the bathtub. Very nice! But the part where Mrs. Frankenstein goes clomping around is neither erotic nor particularly interesting, although her forced attentions on a pretty little hitchhiker were kind of hot. Like I say, certain scenes in this video were creative and original, and I applaud the director for some interesting individual scenes. The eroticism is there, but the storyline is otherwise bland. I'd recommend this one primarily for the steamy girl-girl action!

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Summary: It's "Frankenhooker" For The New Millennium!
Review: I showed this movie at a party and everybody loved it! Thanks to the twisted sense of humor of John Bacchus and the incredible performace of actress Darian Caine, this film goes way beyond your average "T&A" fare. It's funny, sexy, and full of all the stuff you want to see. "Frankenhooker" is one of my all-time favorite films, and this really reminded me of it. Side 2 of the DVD contains a lot of outtakes and "making of" footage, making it well worth the low asking price.

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Summary: SENSELESS but the sex is great.
Review: I'm not even goin' to lie to you. MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN is the most senseless film I've have ever seen! ALthough, I would say, that it is far better than a MAX after dark special, the MAX after dark films at least have a storyline and a plot. The lesbianic scenes are fantastic. The first, second, and fourth are my favorites. But that's just me. If you decide to buy this film, buy it for the sex not for to sit through and watch because that would be torture!

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Summary: A few pretty sexy scenes to an overall ok movie.
Review: In contrast to what some of the people have written about this movie, I though a couple of the scenes in the movie make it worthwhile to buy it (at least used). The very first erotic scene between the two maids in the bathtub I thought was pretty sexy with both women having great bodies. After this I think there are two more scenes that were pretty sexy: one with Misty Mundane and this beautifull big breasted blond girl and the other scene at the end with the two maids and Misty Mundane. I really think these three scenes make the movie worth buying. The plot pretty much is non-existent but some of the women and the scenes mentioned above are definite keepers.

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Summary: Fire bad, and so is this movie
Review: Mistress Frankenstein was a major disappointment. It's all well and good to intentionally make a spoof film as bad as possible, but this movie is just absurdly, ridiculously bad. Darian Caine plays Baroness Helena Frankenstein, a cold-hearted, cold-blooded, sexually repressed prude. Her husband Dr. Frankenstein still loves her despite her lack of warmth (and other things), and he naturally tries to bring her back to life when she is accidentally killed. Unfortunately, her brain was damaged in the accident. The doctor orders his servant Igor to fix it, but Igor ends up losing it and secretly replacing it with a brain he bought at the body parts store dirt cheap. When Mistress Frankenstein reawakens, she is a sex-crazed lesbian and starts seducing everyone woman she meets.

This movie is just really, really bad. The acting is over the top and back again, there's some kind of laugh track inserted for the servant Igor (seemingly a silly, twisted version of Paul Lynde), all of the incredibly annoying townspeople are named Karl, the horse in the movie is two guys in a costume, the wretched gorilla Kimbo puts in a cameo, Darian is forced to walk and talk like the original Frankenstein's monster, and-with the exception of Miss Caine and Heidi Christine-the featured actresses are hardly worth looking at. I actually considered fast forwarding through some of the scenes. Unfortunately, I could go on and on listing the dumb things that make this movie almost painful to suffer through. Unless you're a huge Darian Caine fan, there's really no reason in the world for you to watch this movie.

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Summary: Fire bad, and so is this movie
Review: Mistress Frankenstein was a major disappointment. It's all well and good to intentionally make a spoof film as bad as possible, but this movie is just absurdly, ridiculously bad. Darian Caine plays Baroness Helena Frankenstein, a cold-hearted, cold-blooded, sexually repressed prude. Her husband Dr. Frankenstein still loves her despite her lack of warmth (and other things), and he naturally tries to bring her back to life when she is accidentally killed. Unfortunately, her brain was damaged in the accident. The doctor orders his servant Igor to fix it, but Igor ends up losing it and secretly replacing it with a brain he bought at the body parts store dirt cheap. When Mistress Frankenstein reawakens, she is a sex-crazed lesbian and starts seducing everyone woman she meets.

This movie is just really, really bad. The acting is over the top and back again, there's some kind of laugh track inserted for the servant Igor (seemingly a silly, twisted version of Paul Lynde), all of the incredibly annoying townspeople are named Karl, the horse in the movie is two guys in a costume, the wretched gorilla Kimbo puts in a cameo, Darian is forced to walk and talk like the original Frankenstein's monster, and-with the exception of Miss Caine and Heidi Christine-the featured actresses are hardly worth looking at. I actually considered fast forwarding through some of the scenes. Unfortunately, I could go on and on listing the dumb things that make this movie almost painful to suffer through. Unless you're a huge Darian Caine fan, there's really no reason in the world for you to watch this movie.

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Summary: MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN
Review: MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN works as both an erotic adult film and as a parody of the classic horror movie "Frankenstein." The wife of Dr. Frankenstein is killed in a "horse riding accident," and so he decides to bring her back to life by using another woman's brain to replace that of his deceased wife's...but the new brain once belonged to a lesbain nymphomaniac and now it has transformed Dr. Frankenstein's wife into a lusty, woman loving sex machine. Darian Cane is as hot and sexy as ever in the role of Dr. Frankenstein's wife and the girl-on-girl scenes in this film are extremely steamy. This is a future low-budget adult film classic in the making.

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Summary: I've seen better on the church channel.
Review: Simply put, there's nothing erotic about this movie at all. I'm reading over some of the reviews here going on about the sex scenes being good and just blankly staring in wonder over where they came from. This is the least sexual B-movie I've seen.There are 3 or 4 sensual scenes, none of which are any good. They're pretty fake, with the camera scrolling up to x girl's face when Mistress Frankenstein gives them oral so you never actually see anything. At the beginning, there's a semi-decent bath scene with two of the maids (who are the only women here worth looking at) where they rub eachother down and end up doing more than Mistress Frankenstein does to all her "victims" combined. I'm not even kidding, I've seen hotter things on the chruch channel. Heck, I've seen hotter things from an E! True Hollywood Story about the cast of Growing Pains. I understand that this is supposed to be a fun movie, but when the back of the box advertises this as having some hot scenes and doesn't deliver, it is pretty disappointing. The movie has its humor though from time to time. All of which is stupid humor of course. Before a sex scene, a sales person magically appears to advertise his hotel that has a stuffed duck on a shelf. I don't know why, but that made me laugh for a few minutes.

There isn't much to review here. A lot of the scenes are dragged out and the music is very annoying: it's so faded that you can't even make out what it sounds like most of the time. Oh hell, this isn't a B-movie, it's a N-movie. It's so bad that it goes lower into the alphabet. The budget couldn't have been more than $73.48. The special features are the same from other titles by this studio, and this is also a flip disc just like the others. You get a lot of trailers for other movies, a little behind the scenes feature and a few web sites. That's about it. If you're looking for a funny erotic movie, look elsewhere. I laughed maybe 4 times total. One of which was remembering that stuffed duck when the credits started to roll. Man that duck rules. He's the reason I'm giving this an additional star.

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Summary: Complete waste of money
Review: The girls in this movie (with the possible exception of the star) are not attractive in the least, and that's putting it nicely. I couldn't even stomach the sex scenes. To think that for the price of this DVD I could have paid for a month of Cinemax, or ordered 3 or 4 pay-per-view movies. The average pay-per-view soft-core is far better quality. I thought about giving it two stars because some parts were funny, but they weren't that funny. Save your money and get one of the Eros series from Playboy, such as Web of Seduction.