Decoys

Rating:
Summary: Horrible
Review: Decoys is a by the book horror movie. It's made for guys, but the nudity is not even there. Save your money.

Rating:
Summary: Predictable and Not Very Good
Review: Entertaining for the first, Decoys is just like a less-sex vsion of the Species trilogy. Although the plot was better than Species, it still lacks the great actors. They picked actors nobody has ever seen, and that is boring. And the girl eating ice cream in the snow? That was tacky. The ending was really predictable. But a movie you might enjoy once.

Rating:
Summary: Low budget - outperfromer AKA "here puppy...puppy"
Review: Ever pick up a movie at your favorite local rental place, and just *KNOW* you are picking up low budget shlock? Ever decide, what the heck, I *WANT* to see this shlock? Other reviewers have likened it to "porkys", "species", "alien", etc... and there is a touch of all of that in this flick. This is canadian film, which considering its low-budgety look and feel wasn't THAT awful. The plot is VERY close to "species"... horny alien females invading earth to reproduce like made crazy. There were some good scenes, there were some awful scenes. There were story lines that went nowhere. (love interest between the protaganist and the female detective?) There wasn't any real plot twists and the special effects were "okay". But I'm getting annoyed by completely digitized creatures attacking Earth. I call it "attack of the pixels". (There's something to be said about the giant ugly snot infested rubber Jabba the Hutt over the crisp digital version that Lucas later dubbed in.. ya know?) If you've never seen any of the "species" movies, then this might be more entertaining for you than it was for me.

Rating:
Summary: Crap
Review: If you like this, then you obviously missed the 70's and 80's. Horror has had MUCH better moments. Is this horror, what is this?

Hollywood Made 4 TV Crap?

Rating:
Summary: When Species Met Porky's...
Review: Once upon a time in a sick-o place two genres met and formed this very weak horror/scifi/comedy hybrid. Even the special effects looked tired. Aliens posing as hot babes are on the prowl for young cute guys to turn them into bugs. What is the facination with turning people into bugs? Actually I would have enjoyed this movie if it held my interest. Too much "Porky's" and not enough "Species." Long boring dialog that leads nowhere and poor direction, weak screenplay, and lets face it, a silly idea for a movie anyway. [...]

Rating:
Summary: Had potential to be like The Faculty but got silly!
Review: The budget didn't impress me as all that low for this movie, the acting wasn't that great but not bad either..passable.
This movie for some reason reminded me of one of those WB "One Tree Hill" shows, with a little "Roswell" thrown in.
Was it me or did the virgin roomate look alot like a husky version of Elijah Wood?

It was such a corny reason the alien hot chicks had to come to that university and to kill.

The guy from the Sentinel(Richard Burgi..who looks like Richard HAtch)was in the movie to save the "I don't know nobody in this movie" quality. Nicole Eggert(whom I didn't recognise) from "Charles in charge" and "Blown away" was also in this as an unconvincing female detective who had her gun holster hanging in the front of her waist and not the side (peep that scene when it comes up)She didn't do anything for the flick if she wasn't in the movie it wouldn't have made much difference.
This movie was also longer than it should've been and could've been a cult classic behind "the faculty" but fell short.

This movie was just a whole bunch of good looking people thrown together with a "Species" sub-plot that was really executed properly.

Rating:
Summary: HORRORible!!!!
Review: The only way this movie would rock is if people actually THREW ROCKS AT IT! I am always blown away buy people who say a movie is great if you don't judge it against other movies.... What do YOU judge it against?? Avacados??? Well in comparison, to that I suppose this has more action than an avacado, but it tastes worst and the party level is lower. The idea isn't even original. The FEMALE ALIENS COME TO EARTH TO GET SEX has been around since the 1970's (check out BREEDERS & LIFEFORCE for better examples). Don't try to sell this movie a "campy", its just bad, unfunny & so preditable you can almost talk along with the characters from the first viewing. PASS, PASS, PASS!!!!

Rating:
Summary: No big deal, but not a total turkey either...
Review: This is a very weak horror movie, shot with completely unknown young actors, but at least it has good photography and steady direction. You can see wahat's about to happen miles ahead, but, hey! If you watch this one to jsut have a little fun, it's a good movie. Of course, you'll NEVER be compelled to watch it ever again, but nothing is perfect..

Rating:
Summary: This is not Species part 3
Review: This movie is very low budget. It looked liked one of those made for TV films.

This movie isn't scary, its just sad. One of the saddiest parts is where this lonely nerd falls in love with one of the female aliens. This nerd falls in love with her despite the fact that she has killed people!

I thought that it was funny when he ended up contracting some type of alien STD from her, which lead to his demise. I guess thats what happens when you're an Alien Lover.

Rating:
Summary: Beware of Pretty Blondes Without Belly Buttons
Review: While sitting around waiting for things to happen
today (and trust me, there are plenty things going on)
I diverted my focus to a sc-fi film called "Decoys".
It is a Canadian flick about alien "lust-filled"
blondes that are searching for DNA specimens in Canada
to maintain survival of the fittest.

Beware of beautiful blondes without belly buttons!!!

You must be a die-hard Sci-fi fan to endure this
predictable b-genre entertainer. It attempts to scare
you...and probably will to those not accustomed to
alien-blood-sucking, creepy tentacle-snake-like
malformed degenerates from the Planet _____! This is
a great film for those who have never really been
scared before. I'm such a veteran to this sort of
entree, I'm probably not the expert critic. But
that's my opinion.

I remember writing a short story in "JUNIOR HIGH
SCHOOL" similar to this...but it didn't contain the
sexual content. If you want to see beautiful girls
(not women...there's a BIG difference)...some subtle
sexy nudity...and a tongue-cheek (cheesecake) sci-fi
thriller of the new millenium, this one is for you.
Rent it first.