Alien 51

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Summary: must see indi horror
Review: Alien 51, despite its under funded budget and avoidable creature, is a great piece of side show amusement. it has good looking girls, a killer screenplay and plenty more to keep your urges satisfied. check it out...

Rating:
Summary: must see indi horror
Review: Alien 51, despite its under funded budget and avoidable creature, is a great piece of side show amusement. it has good looking girls, a killer screenplay and plenty more to keep your urges satisfied. check it out...

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Summary: who is that cleo creature.. phoebe falconer.. where is she?
Review: I'm all about 'cleo'. This movie looks great with epic scenic color washes in great locations that more than make up for the obvious lack of budget.. the only faltering point is the alien looks a little like a paper mache puppet by numbers... However; 'cleo' - the leading lady scientist makes lara croft look 'all about eve'... cleo is played by beautiful new bad girl in hollywood 'phobe falconer' who in this reviewers humble opinion is the future saving grace of action eye candy & definitely the only reason i give this movie 5 out of 5 stars.. I am enamoured.. What else is she in; what other cult 'B' movies can she save & where can i buy the figurine...?

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Summary: Alien 51
Review: This is so bad... cars driving in the desert, a circus tent and desert is the backdrop for nothing. The budget must have been $10, and that should include Heidi Fleiss's salary. Don't even think of wasting your time on this one, run away while you can

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Summary: This is 100% astounding!!
Review: Where can you even begin with a movie like this? Well I guess with Heidi Fleis since she's the reason this flick gets any attention at all. Believe me, she looks good. She wears a purple Elvira type dress most of the time and she's got a great bod. Yeah, she's hot. But she's not the main babe of the film, oh no, that goes to Cleo.

Cleo is the amazing blonde who despite what she goes through in the film she does not sweat or get dirty! She is an extremely pale Traci Lords look-alike to boot. She runs around in 110 degree desert heat, she crawls through dirty caves, crashes through underground rock formations, and wrestles with aliens, but her hair is always perfect, her makeup is always fresh, and there's never a speck of dirt or sand on her. Amazing. You see she is a scientist who made a monster for the military to be a 'biological killing machine'. But it has escaped and she has to stop it. To help her is the bumbling town sheriff. Who despite being shot point blank in the chest, can come back with a clean shirt five minutes later and kick your butt, only to be shot again in the head.

What else can we possibly get? How about an obvious fake alien fetus, a large breasted woman with no arms that can throw knives with her mouth (and grow arms at the sight of danger), two Siamese twins joined at the arm with a ribbon, and a dumb blonde who wants to call AAA on a cellphone for a flat tire in the middle of freakin' NOWHERE.

This is must see entertainment.