Carnivore

Rating:
Summary: too funny to pass up
Review: The movie is funny in that it is trying to be serious. Curious sound effects and great hairdo's that seem to change throught the movie.

Rating:
Summary: CarniBore is more like it.
Review: There are cheap horror movies that are funny, and there are the "Carnivores" of the DVD world. The storyline to this movie was so bad I couldn't take it. I actually fast forwarded this movie, and I live for B-horror. The rubber suit creature is funny (when you can see it), but like a lot of low-budget horror, the camera work is so bad you often see a black or heavily shadowed screen. I agree that the cover is one of the highlights of this movie. The endless dialogue in this movie makes for a great sleeping pill. Most of the "made for the SciFi channel" movies blow this out of the water. I give one star for the DVD cover and one star for the brief topless scene. I bought this for $5 from the Wal-Mart bargain bin and still feel ripped off.

Rating:
Summary: CarniBore is more like it.
Review: There are cheap horror movies that are funny, and there are the "Carnivores" of the DVD world. The storyline to this movie was so bad I couldn't take it. I actually fast forwarded this movie, and I live for B-horror. The rubber suit creature is funny (when you can see it), but like a lot of low-budget horror, the camera work is so bad you often see a black or heavily shadowed screen. I agree that the cover is one of the highlights of this movie. The endless dialogue in this movie makes for a great sleeping pill. Most of the "made for the SciFi channel" movies blow this out of the water. I give one star for the DVD cover and one star for the brief topless scene. I bought this for $5 from the Wal-Mart bargain bin and still feel ripped off.

Rating:
Summary: Cool Horror Flick!
Review: There's something about this movie that really kept my attention. It left me on the edge of my seat. There is some decent acting and some excellent quality kills. I strongely recommend you add this film to your DVD collection.

Rating:
Summary: Absolute dreck
Review: This is the single worst movie I've ever had the misfortune of viewing. it's nothing more then 4 of the most grating teens walking around a house. Thank god for fast forward buttons. This dreck doesn't even deserve that one star rating you see above this review! 1.4 stars would be more appropriate. Avoid like the plague!!!

Rating:
Summary: Awesome movie
Review: This movie is awesome it has a creative-looking monster and the special efects are wicked decent and oh yeah I am not the director so stop acuzing me

Rating:
Summary: Carnivore
Review: This was a really fun movie full orf irony-it was scary and fun to watch-the effects are great and I loved some of the characters..especially the stars, Dana and Liddy, and the guy who played the cop! Are they making a sequel??

Rating:
Summary: Carnivore
Review: This was a totally cool movie!! I recommend it for B-movie enthusiastists!!

Rating:
Summary: Star Rating for Film Only, Not DVD
Review: Version reviewed: "Key DVD" distributed by 20th Century Fox, 2002, 80 minutes

My personal enjoyment rating: 8 out of 10

My recommendation rating OF THE FILM ONLY: 8 out of 10. Explanation of recommendation rating: "All genre fans should see this film. Others should consider giving it a chance, as they will probably like it or find it interesting. More casual film fans might be indifferent towards it."

Recommendation rating for this version: 2 out of 10

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Let's get the bad news out of the way first, then I'll explain my high rating of the film. The DVD box art says that Carnivore is a widescreen presentation that is "digitally mastered". The film is NOT in widescreen, and "digital mastering" can only mean that either the master exists on some kind of digital medium, or worse, that the film was "mastered to digital" in the sense that DVDs were made from the master (obviously, since the product is a DVD).

The transfer is one of the poorer ones that I've seen (unfortunately it isn't the worst). It is extremely grainy (it looks like it was recorded from a VHS tape that had been rented about 300 times in the mid-80s, and then stored in a mildew-filled basement for 10 years), The sound has a lot of hiss and was equalized with far too much bass--you have to crank up the treble, crank up the volume, and you still can't hear dialogue in some scenes. I don't know what aspect ratio directors F. Joseph Kurtz and Kenneth Mader filmed in, but the framing suggests that it _wasn't_ filmed in "full-screen" (1.33 : 1), which is the aspect ratio on this disc.

Additional bad news is that the box art also promises a director commentary, a featurette called "Carnivore Kills!", a trailer, and optional Spanish subtitles. None of these are on the disc. Instead, the disc has two menu options. One for "Play Movie" and one for "Scene Selection"--which gives you access to only eight chapter markings. This is either a serious case of false advertising or an equally serious screw-up on the manufacturing end. And in both cases, it would probably be best for everyone to send their copies of the DVD back to 20th Century Fox and demand a refund plus a free copy of the DVD when the corrections are made. Even if some of the problems (such as the sound) are rooted in the source material, these can be fairly easily rectified in a moderately-equipped recording/engineering studio, especially with a distributor like 20th Century Fox.

And why might you want a copy of the DVD in anamorphic widescreen with remastered sound, a director's commentary, and other special features? Because this is a very fun and entertaining little horror film. At least if you have a taste for camp, and you're not one of those philosophically-challenged folks who conflates "horror" and "scary". Carnivore is more likely to be enjoyed by someone who thinks that Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a masterpiece. Someone who thinks that two of the most underrated films of the 70s are Daddy's Deadly Darling and Carnival of Blood. Someone who has actually memorized a number of lines from Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. and is proud of it. Someone who thinks that one of the biggest tragedies in filmdom is that Frank Henenlotter has only directed five films since 1982 (and none since 1992). If you have no idea what I'm talking about, and you're looking for scares only, do yourself a favor and pass this one up for now.

Carnivore is one of those "genetic experiments gone wild" films, with touches of the X-Files and an 80's slasher flick mixed into the stew. Yes, it has narration by a woman with a heavy Midwestern accent who is obviously reading. It has (sometimes intentionally) ridiculous performances. The monster is obviously a guy in a suit. For long periods of time, everything in the film is blue. However, as difficult as this may be for some people to understand, all of these elements are assets in a film like this, especially because it's obvious that Mader and Kurtz harbor no delusions that they're making something in the vein of Gone With The Wind. Instead, Carnivore plays like an impeccable, hilarous spoof of its influences, sometimes approaching a spoof of a spoof, and at the same time seems like a lost horror gem from 1985 (its authenticity in that respect is incredible). It pokes fun at the clichés and conventions, and yet embraces them at the same time--a feat only serious fans of the relevant eras of horror could achieve. There are serious aspects. There is plenty of tension. Some of the blue shots (and some others) are beautiful. The gore effects are well-done and well-shot. The sets are excellent, and even more impressive when you realize they were built in the basement of the director's rented house. It is clear that Carnivore is a low-budget affair, but the artistry and dedication apparent enables it to transcend any budgetary limitations.

But please, give us a release on DVD that does the film justice! This would have been a perfect candidate for Troma, Lucky 13/Program Power, Something Weird, or anyone comparable. But the Key Video/20th Century Fox edition is horrible.

Rating:
Summary: Star Rating for Film Only, Not DVD
Review: Version reviewed: "Key DVD" distributed by 20th Century Fox, 2002, 80 minutes

My personal enjoyment rating: 8 out of 10

My recommendation rating OF THE FILM ONLY: 8 out of 10. Explanation of recommendation rating: "All genre fans should see this film. Others should consider giving it a chance, as they will probably like it or find it interesting. More casual film fans might be indifferent towards it."

Recommendation rating for this version: 2 out of 10

=====================================

Let's get the bad news out of the way first, then I'll explain my high rating of the film. The DVD box art says that Carnivore is a widescreen presentation that is "digitally mastered". The film is NOT in widescreen, and "digital mastering" can only mean that either the master exists on some kind of digital medium, or worse, that the film was "mastered to digital" in the sense that DVDs were made from the master (obviously, since the product is a DVD).

The transfer is one of the poorer ones that I've seen (unfortunately it isn't the worst). It is extremely grainy (it looks like it was recorded from a VHS tape that had been rented about 300 times in the mid-80s, and then stored in a mildew-filled basement for 10 years), The sound has a lot of hiss and was equalized with far too much bass--you have to crank up the treble, crank up the volume, and you still can't hear dialogue in some scenes. I don't know what aspect ratio directors F. Joseph Kurtz and Kenneth Mader filmed in, but the framing suggests that it _wasn't_ filmed in "full-screen" (1.33 : 1), which is the aspect ratio on this disc.

Additional bad news is that the box art also promises a director commentary, a featurette called "Carnivore Kills!", a trailer, and optional Spanish subtitles. None of these are on the disc. Instead, the disc has two menu options. One for "Play Movie" and one for "Scene Selection"--which gives you access to only eight chapter markings. This is either a serious case of false advertising or an equally serious screw-up on the manufacturing end. And in both cases, it would probably be best for everyone to send their copies of the DVD back to 20th Century Fox and demand a refund plus a free copy of the DVD when the corrections are made. Even if some of the problems (such as the sound) are rooted in the source material, these can be fairly easily rectified in a moderately-equipped recording/engineering studio, especially with a distributor like 20th Century Fox.

And why might you want a copy of the DVD in anamorphic widescreen with remastered sound, a director's commentary, and other special features? Because this is a very fun and entertaining little horror film. At least if you have a taste for camp, and you're not one of those philosophically-challenged folks who conflates "horror" and "scary". Carnivore is more likely to be enjoyed by someone who thinks that Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a masterpiece. Someone who thinks that two of the most underrated films of the 70s are Daddy's Deadly Darling and Carnival of Blood. Someone who has actually memorized a number of lines from Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. and is proud of it. Someone who thinks that one of the biggest tragedies in filmdom is that Frank Henenlotter has only directed five films since 1982 (and none since 1992). If you have no idea what I'm talking about, and you're looking for scares only, do yourself a favor and pass this one up for now.

Carnivore is one of those "genetic experiments gone wild" films, with touches of the X-Files and an 80's slasher flick mixed into the stew. Yes, it has narration by a woman with a heavy Midwestern accent who is obviously reading. It has (sometimes intentionally) ridiculous performances. The monster is obviously a guy in a suit. For long periods of time, everything in the film is blue. However, as difficult as this may be for some people to understand, all of these elements are assets in a film like this, especially because it's obvious that Mader and Kurtz harbor no delusions that they're making something in the vein of Gone With The Wind. Instead, Carnivore plays like an impeccable, hilarous spoof of its influences, sometimes approaching a spoof of a spoof, and at the same time seems like a lost horror gem from 1985 (its authenticity in that respect is incredible). It pokes fun at the clichés and conventions, and yet embraces them at the same time--a feat only serious fans of the relevant eras of horror could achieve. There are serious aspects. There is plenty of tension. Some of the blue shots (and some others) are beautiful. The gore effects are well-done and well-shot. The sets are excellent, and even more impressive when you realize they were built in the basement of the director's rented house. It is clear that Carnivore is a low-budget affair, but the artistry and dedication apparent enables it to transcend any budgetary limitations.

But please, give us a release on DVD that does the film justice! This would have been a perfect candidate for Troma, Lucky 13/Program Power, Something Weird, or anyone comparable. But the Key Video/20th Century Fox edition is horrible.