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Summary: I love this....
Review: ...film. I like it because it is better than all these lame horror movies. THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE. The best part is when betsy palmer (Friday the 13th) appears.
***spoilers ahead***
And let's not foreget Peg's near death scene is very tear-jerking.
***end spoiler***
I like morty. Do you?
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Summary: WARNING ALL HORROR FANS
Review: A truly poor film. I had no emotional attachment to any of the characters and the film would have been greatly improved if they had all been massacred by the man it the rubber suit that was supposed to look like a wooden carving. By the way, how many wooden carvings do you know that blink! The main male character was the worst of all and made me want to plunge my hand into the TV screen and strangle him. The acting didn't make up for any of the other dissapointments; particularly the acting from that guy who was trying to pull off an English accent.
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Summary: I saw that movie and i wanted to warn you: IT TOTALY SUCKS!!
Review: hello all horror fans! i wanted to warn you about this movie!: its the wors movie ever!!!!!!!!. common people! in that movie there are 30 years old actors playing 16 year olds! and they suck at it!the movie is about a stupid woden doll that killes some 16 (or mybe 30) years old kids in halloween! how can that movie be good!!!! DONT BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A WEAST OF MONEY AND TIME DONT RENT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SAME REASONS) OR DONT SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOAL WEAST OF TIME! THE ONLY REASON I GAVE IT 1 STAR IS BEACUSE I KNOW WHAT ITS REALLY HARD TO MAKE A MOVIE (EVEN A BAD ONE...) BUY THE MOVIE VALENTINE INSTEAD!
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Summary: I saw that movie and i wanted to warn you: IT TOTALY SUCKS!!
Review: hello all horror fans! i wanted to warn you about this movie!: its the wors movie ever!!!. common people! in that movie there are 30 years old actors playing 16 year olds! and they suck at it! the movie is about a stupid woden doll that killes some 16 (or mybe 30) years old kids in halloween! how can that movie be good!!! DONT BUY IT!!! ITS A WEAST OF MONEY AND TIME DONT RENT IT!!! (SAME REASONS) OR DONT SEE IT!!! TOAL WEAST OF TIME! THE ONLY REASON I GAVE IT 1 STAR IS BEACUSE I KNOW WHAT ITS REALLY HARD TO MAKE A MOVIE (EVEN A BAD ONE...) BUY THE MOVIE VALENTINE INSTEAD!
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Summary: Horror Movie done the way Horror is supposed to be done:
Review: Horror movies always have something odd that kills people. In this case, the monster is a wooden statue. He's actually kind of cute. Well acted, crisply directed. I enjoyed it.
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Summary: Bad plot, bad acting, no fun!
Review: I am a horror fan and not really picky, but this film really got to me. The premise was OK and could have been good but the acting/script were too transparent. If two of my friends were killed I would call the police and/or get the heck out of there. I would not be turned on and have sex with my girlfriend. The monster was much better when you weren't sure if it was him or something else. The original was much better than this lame sequel. I expected much better. Skip it!
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Summary: Below average horror flick
Review: I stopped this movie about 17 minutes after it began. The direction is so boring and dull, and the bad guy Morty isn't scary at all. Not worth watching, not even worth a star.
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Summary: COME ON, FOLKS! IT'S CHEESY HORROR MOVIE FUN!
Review: My title states it all! This movie is pure fun from start to finish! It's like a TRUE throwback to the days of "Friday the 13th Part 2"! You've got random dorky characters spouting off lame esoteric dialogue then getting killed by the wooden dummy, Morty. Come on! You've just GOTTA love a movie where the killer is named MORTY. The movie had everything a guilty pleasures flick has to offer. . .EXCEPT the nudity. Had the filmmakers added nudity into the film, I would've been even happier. But, you can't have everything. This movie is a LOT of fun.
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Summary: COME ON, FOLKS! IT'S CHEESY HORROR MOVIE FUN!
Review: My title states it all! This movie is pure fun from start to finish! It's like a TRUE throwback to the days of "Friday the 13th Part 2"! You've got random dorky characters spouting off lame esoteric dialogue then getting killed by the wooden dummy, Morty. Come on! You've just GOTTA love a movie where the killer is named MORTY. The movie had everything a guilty pleasures flick has to offer. . .EXCEPT the nudity. Had the filmmakers added nudity into the film, I would've been even happier. But, you can't have everything. This movie is a LOT of fun.
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Summary: Fun..with a TERRIFIC rap soundtrack( ICP too! )!
Review: The key word here is FUN...yes, its not mind-destroyingly original, or acted with Shakespearean aplomb, but if you want that rent LIQUID SKY and Olivier's rendition of the Bard, and play em together on a split screen! But if you want to cook up a batch of microwave popcorn, and pop something in the VCR that will make your hottie hold you tight, then this one is for you!This is a very enjoyable , 'Midnight-Movie' hack-em-up distinguished by a very cool rap soundtrack featuring such artists as Esham, Insane Clown Posse , Natas and Gravediggaz. If you know who they are: NUFF SAID! If you don't know who they are but want to find out, see the movie or buy the CD:you won't be sorry.
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