Ankle Biters

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Summary: Perfect for those with a penchant for movies that suck.
Review: Upon inspection of the jacket for this DVD, the reader gleans that this is a movie about vampire midgets. I like vampire movies, and I like midgets, so I figured, hey, two great tastes that taste great together, right? Little did I know that this was actually a movie about vampire midget REDNECKS, mullets and flannel and all. I laughed until I cried. And then I cried for real when I realized this movie was filmed not an hour away from here in SC. (I live in Georgia.) For some reason, I haven't been able to convince anyone else I know to watch this movie, but I swear it's entertaining.

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Summary: Three foot tall with two inch fangs
Review: Vampire dwarves invade a small southern town. They obtain possession of a sword that has traces of the blood of the last full sized vampire (dwarf vampires can only infect other dwarves. You should have known that) and plot havoc and, presumably, world domination. At least minions of full-sized vampire subjects. Half-vampire, half-human Drexel, with dwarf sidekick T-Bone, combine to battle the evil dwarves.
ANKLE BITERS is pretty dreadful. Everything from acting to editing to the script is below average, is some cases way below. If you're looking for a real vampire hunter movie check out BLADE or JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES. The dwarves are a nice twist, but the movie doesn't come near to having a clue about what to do with them.