Rating: 
Summary: Buy it! You know you want it!
Review: A happy movie for the whole family. My 8 y/o son loved the Texas chainsaw massacre so I bought this DVD to watch with him and his sister. The whole family loved the violent decapitations and total gore fest this movie has to offer. It is a german movie with english dubbing which makes it even more fun to watch. Highly recommended.
Rating: 
Summary: Violent Sh!t 2 is better
Review: Andreas Shchnaas is responsible for this trashy low budget gorefest. VS1 however was shot on a camcorder so i can't complain of the quality. The violence is extremely vile and includes scenes of graphic torture, dismemberments, disembowelments, and numerous other perversions us gorefans kill for. If bloody guts and gore drenched fun is your cup of tea, then this one'll have you dry ... your vcr for more. One scene is when the dr. is torturing his patient and he plays around with the intestines, which make a very rude farting noise, and then he snaps his leg in half. My mom broke the dvd in half half way through, but then again, she doesnt know i have the Violent Sh!t trilogy on dvd and that vs3 is the same(only a little more uncut). There are many sick things here, including a scene... where... well... heh, let's just say Schnaas spins an ASSRIPPING good yarn. Get it. its worth the money.
Rating:
Summary: A blood and gore extravaganza
Review: Apparently, some people actually enjoy watching a senseless movie that exists for no other reason than throwing as much blood and gore in the viewer's face as possible. I know this because I am one of those people. If ever a company lived up to its name, it is Reel Gore Productions. I am in awe at the boldness and daring of director Andreas Schnaas; the man has taken his love of blood and gore to a height most of us sick, demented viewers have only dreamed about watching. The special effects are not great and are even rather sadly fake on several occasions, but give the man his due: Schnaas threw just about every type of horrible death imaginable into this movie. If you're squeamish, you might want to stop reading at this point. Countless men are decapitated in a number of ways; throats are sliced open; fingers are chopped off; several folks are literally cut in two both horizontally and vertically; hands and feet are pushed completely through victims' chests and stomachs; men fall in bunches to the hot lead of machine guns, shotguns, and revolvers; hooks literally rip the skin from men's stomachs and one guy has his face peeled right off his head. Oh, it's a beautiful thing. I can't even tell you how many bodies this film leaves in its evil wake, but it has to be at least a hundred. There's one scene that is so gruesome I can't even describe it in this review. In case you are wondering about the plot, I can tell you the movie does actually have one-not much of one, but it has one. These three loser guys arrive on a seemingly deserted island for no discernible reason and are quickly captured by an army of smelly, unbathed men wearing trash cans on their heads. They belong to the Infantry of Doom, some kind of disturbing paramilitary group led by the Meister (who looks like Rob Zombie will look in about two hundred years) and his son Karl (or Meister Junior). Andreas Schnaas plays the part of Karl, and he makes the movie come alive as the only character who really seems to care about what he is doing. Anyway, our three unlucky losers are forced to watch the Meister discipline his troops (and it ain't pretty), then two of them are sent off with a camp rebel to serve as the prey to be hunted by the evil undead minions of the Meister's personal mad scientist, Dr. Serius. Serius is creating zombified soldiers to be used for the extermination of mankind, and you can tell he's not playing for the good guys by the fake little Hitler mustache he wears. More people die, some ninjas show up, and you get the mother of all fight scenes at the end. Zombie Doom is actually the third movie in a trilogy whose name I can't name here (although the editorial reviewer can and does), but it doesn't matter if you've seen the first two movies or not. The only ticket you need for this gorefest is a love of extreme horror. Make sure this is what you really want to see before you watch it; this isn't the type of gore you will find at your local cinema, so be prepared for extreme acts of human evisceration. This movie drew a few oooh's out of me, and this ain't my first gory rodeo. I loved this movie. I don't care how stupid it is, nor do I care that it's a German film with the worst English dubbing known to man. Zombie Doom gets a very bloody five stars from this reviewer.
Rating:
Summary: A blood and gore extravaganza
Review: Apparently, some people actually enjoy watching a senseless movie that exists for no other reason than throwing as much blood and gore in the viewer's face as possible. I know this because I am one of those people. If ever a company lived up to its name, it is Reel Gore Productions. I am in awe at the boldness and daring of director Andreas Schnaas; the man has taken his love of blood and gore to a height most of us sick, demented viewers have only dreamed about watching. The special effects are not great and are even rather sadly fake on several occasions, but give the man his due: Schnaas threw just about every type of horrible death imaginable into this movie. If you're squeamish, you might want to stop reading at this point. Countless men are decapitated in a number of ways; throats are sliced open; fingers are chopped off; several folks are literally cut in two both horizontally and vertically; hands and feet are pushed completely through victims' chests and stomachs; men fall in bunches to the hot lead of machine guns, shotguns, and revolvers; hooks literally rip the skin from men's stomachs and one guy has his face peeled right off his head. Oh, it's a beautiful thing. I can't even tell you how many bodies this film leaves in its evil wake, but it has to be at least a hundred. There's one scene that is so gruesome I can't even describe it in this review. In case you are wondering about the plot, I can tell you the movie does actually have one-not much of one, but it has one. These three loser guys arrive on a seemingly deserted island for no discernible reason and are quickly captured by an army of smelly, unbathed men wearing trash cans on their heads. They belong to the Infantry of Doom, some kind of disturbing paramilitary group led by the Meister (who looks like Rob Zombie will look in about two hundred years) and his son Karl (or Meister Junior). Andreas Schnaas plays the part of Karl, and he makes the movie come alive as the only character who really seems to care about what he is doing. Anyway, our three unlucky losers are forced to watch the Meister discipline his troops (and it ain't pretty), then two of them are sent off with a camp rebel to serve as the prey to be hunted by the evil undead minions of the Meister's personal mad scientist, Dr. Serius. Serius is creating zombified soldiers to be used for the extermination of mankind, and you can tell he's not playing for the good guys by the fake little Hitler mustache he wears. More people die, some ninjas show up, and you get the mother of all fight scenes at the end. Zombie Doom is actually the third movie in a trilogy whose name I can't name here (although the editorial reviewer can and does), but it doesn't matter if you've seen the first two movies or not. The only ticket you need for this gorefest is a love of extreme horror. Make sure this is what you really want to see before you watch it; this isn't the type of gore you will find at your local cinema, so be prepared for extreme acts of human evisceration. This movie drew a few oooh's out of me, and this ain't my first gory rodeo. I loved this movie. I don't care how stupid it is, nor do I care that it's a German film with the worst English dubbing known to man. Zombie Doom gets a very bloody five stars from this reviewer.
Rating: 
Summary: The worst 'GORIEST HOME VIDEO' ever made... bad...bad...bad
Review: Bad actors, do I said actors?! Bad filming... no continuity. Fimed in 'super VHS camcorder'. Nothing professional here. Just a 'BOZO' who makes some bad effects and more bad effects. It doesn't exist a word to say how it's awfull. Go on with texas chainsaw, braindead, nekromantik but oh god please... don't even rent that [...]!!!BOUUU BOUUU!!! I got 3 years in film studing and I know what I'm saying. Your mother can do better!
This crew is Amateur.
Rating: 
Summary: Misleading title, plenty of gore, and hilarious dubbing.
Review: For starters, I don't know why this movie was called "Zombie Doom" as there were only three zombies in this movies who had a total screen time of 2 minutes... Whatever..Like most of these low budget romps, the movie makes little sense, which I am sure you could ascertain by the previous sentence. I would really like to give the plot away in this review but there is nothing to give away. The only thing I can do is tell you what I saw: three ninjas, a steel mask wearing cult, a disfigured leader(the Meister!), a Hitler wannabe mad scientist, three white guys that show up for no reason other than being killed in horrible ways, and some zombies. There is alot of gory kills in this movie but they look so cartoonish you have no choice but to laugh at it. The best thing about this movie, though is the hilarious dubbing. All characters sound like they are talking in a cave, as there is some heavy reverb whenever they speak. The dialogue itself is hilarious - I am willing to bet money that the words you hear being spoken in no way resembles the original dialog. Get this movie if you love gore and get a kick out of the dubbing in any of those Saturday morning Kung-Fu flicks, otherwise, stay clear.
Rating:
Summary: ...Rating applies to ZOMBIE 90' ONLY!!!
Review: I'm a Schnass fan, but this (ZOMBIE DOOM :Violent Sh*t 3) sucked! He has yet to rival the greatness of Violent Sh*t 2! This rating applies soley to ZOMBIE 90", a classic by all standards, which appears on this disk as a supplement. Above all, the dubbing is a work of brilliance, masterfully done by two people, but the selection was bold and perfect. The acting, and camerawork is the stuff dreams are made of. Where did they find these lords of the silver screen?! And of course, Schnass' direction can only be rivaled by Bergman. A pure glorious cinematic achievement, shot on video. Unlike that piece of trash for losers, Casablanca. This is the real deal, people! Buy this now, or forever may God damn your soul! ZOMBIE DOOM is mediocre, unlike that ZOMBIE 90', which I plan on naming my first born after. fuc
Rating:
Summary: DVD Doom
Review: Some people have the idea that this is the goriest movie ever. Well, its not... Not even close. If you are looking for real gore check out Peter Jackson's Dead Alive, Re-Animator, Verus, Premutos or anything by Takashi Miike. This movie looks like a home video and horribly dubbed. This movie is so bad it is funny which is the only reason I give it two stars. If you want a good gory film look elsewhere. If you have money to waste and have every other good gory film then check it out for the laughs. Just don't expect more than a home video full of red caro syrup.
Rating:
Summary: oh come on now....
Review: The dubbing was so bad, I couldn't last through Zombie Doom without a headache, and Zombie 90, which is also featured on this DVD, has even worse dubbing. I wish it was in subtitles, Germans speaking German would probably be better than...americans speaking american..ha!
one star for the FX and gore.
and the other star goes for the trailers, theyre trailers for soft core porn. It's good stuff.
Rating:
Summary: I love it
Review: This is absolutely over the top. I like it!
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