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Summary: What a movie!
Review: Hey guys, Don Mcqueen here again. I'm reviewing one of my favorites "Jack Frost." Now I've read some of these othere reviews, and I not seeing much respect. This movie is a classic. The script was amazing, as were the actors. In fact I wish I was in the movie. It kept me on the edge of my seat the whole movie. The ending is hard to beat. It's a non-stop thrill as they try to kill the mighty snow man. The shefiff in the movie was so convincing. He even made it to the sequel, unlike most movie stars. This man has talent and will keep you biting your nails the whole movie through. It was snowing while I was watching this, so I was really intimidated. I didn't go out of my house 3 days later, once the snow had melted. I thought Jack Frost might jump out of the snow and kill me. I'm gonna go ahead and give this one 5 stars. If you want to see a real movie, check it out. It may change the way you see Jack Frost completely. Take care now ya hear. This is Don Mcqueen signing off from Gators breath Florida.
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Summary: CHEEEEEEEEEEESY
Review: After killing 38 people, serial killer Jack Frost is caught by a small town sherif. Jack is sentenced to death and he threatens to find a way to get back at the sherif. Jack is in a car accident and some chemicals are poured onto him that turn him into a killer snowman (YES A KILLER SNOWMAN). Jack goes back to town and starts killing off people that he meets. Jack Frost is a movie that you are NOT to take seriously at all, the people that made this movie didn't take is seriously either and just had fun with it. The movie is funny at parts and in other parts it does deliever in gore. The plot is very thin but the movie is entertaining none the less. If you are someone who likes movies to be serious, stay AWAY from this one. For anyone else who just likes to turn off their brain and have some fun, Jack Frost is for you. This movie has a small, early role for American Pie's Shannon Elizabeth.
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Summary: Did Beavis and Butthead write this!
Review: All I can say is this film recieves one star for the beginning! The part where the little girl asks her grandfather to tell her a scary story about jack frost! I laughed through that scene which also happens to be the funniest scene in the whole movie. The rest is downright idiotic! Killer Snowman, a dillweed can make a film with such a mediocre plot! The film is so stupid it's funny! Ha Ha! This movie a horror flick give me a break. It's just as awful and stupid as "Scary Movie"!
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Summary: Now this is just terrible.
Review: Don't be mislead by the box cover. That hideous snowman with the green eyes and sharp teeth is never seen in the movie. Instead you got this giant, padded Frosty the Snowman made of styrofoam. There shouldn't be anyone credited with special effects in this flick. Even the actors can barely see the point of working with this snowman, he's more prop than character. Yes the best 'kill' of the movie was in the bathtub with the hot teenage chick, the idea was great, but the final product was terrible. Plus the snowman comes off with these Freddy Kruger type lines after each kill, but they just fall flat and are more stupid than funny. The 'star' of the movie is the local sheriff who has the acting skills of a third grader playing a tree in the class play. If you like bad movies like I do, even you'll agree that this flick is too bad to be called 'bad'.
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Summary: Terrible movie, but fun
Review: This movie is terrible. The plot is predictable and stupid. The acting is hit-and-miss. The special effects are horid. For crying out loud -- a killer snowman? It's insane. However, it's one of my favorite DVDs. I love to force my friends to suffer through the movie when they come to visit. It's almost to the point where it's so bad that it's good. It's destined to be one of those "cult classics" you always hear about. It's a movie I love to have fun making fun of -- try saying this with a straight face: "Have you seen 'Jack Frost?' No, not the one with Michael Keaton, but the *good* one." If you aren't looking for anything substantial for your viewing pleasure, you'll be satisfied with "Jack Frost." And if you have a warped sense of humor, you'll probably like "Jack Frost." If you enjoy Ed Wood movies, you'll enjoy "Jack Frost."
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Summary: What probably would be under Peter Jackson's Christmas tree
Review: Happy Holidays Chasites, here is the all time Christmas classic: Jack Frost ! If you think this is the Michael Keaton family friendly piece of crap....... STOP READING HIS REVIEW AND RUN HOME TO THE DISNEY CHANNEL ! For the SERIOUS horror/comedy fans reading this.....get ready ! Jack Frost is a norotious serial killer. How notorious you say ? 37 bodies in 11 states notorious ! Good thing he's being taken to be executed right.....WRONG ! When the prison truck collides with a chemical truck.....HELL FREEZES OVER ! Killer tomatoes.....Killer condoms.....Killer tounges..all are NOTHING when compared to JACK FROST: THE MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN ! Michael Cooney really delivers with this non-stop, in your face, horror comedy masterpiece ! Scott Macdonald really does a good stone-cold (or should I say snow-cold) B-Side to Evil Ed. Both of those A-Pix titles are probably the best to come for a company deemed the next Troma (trust me, thats a compliment)! Although if you buy Evil Ed, don't get the DVD, it claims to be unrated, but is missing LOTS of scenes. Anyway, the non-stop right-down-the-middle horror/comedy style is very similar to Peter Jackson and Pericles Lewnes so if you enjoyed Dead Alive, The Frighteners, Bad Taste, or Redneck Zombies, pick this up. -Chaos
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Summary: Laugh your butt off hilarious
Review: My affection for this movie goes beyond reason. I mean what normal, reasonable person would watch this movie and find quality in it? Ok now that I said that, let me go on to say that this is the funniest movie I have ever been privileged enough to watch. I have never laughed so much in my life. Then again sitting there with my very best friend drinking some unnamed wine helped the hysteria build I'm sure. But my God how funny this movie is. Imagine a snowman who looks more like the Pillsbury dough boy, or maybe the marshmallow man in Ghostbusters (I can't decide which) who is trying to strangle someone with a string of Christmas lights and you get a close up of his furry mitten paw and for added bonus points we get to hear some really cheesy calypso type music in the background. I nearly choked to death on my warm wine while my friend was rewinding it over and over again laughing harder each time we re-watched the scene. I thank whoever made this movie, all those who were brave enough to star in it and especially whoever the hell was in the "snowman" costume. Because I have never enjoyed myself so much in such a terrible B movie. I loved it! And won't ever forget the laughs it gave me. I can't wait to watch Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman, I'm not even sure I can wait for my friend to join me. This time, I'll forget the wine - and save myself from spewing it out in laughter.
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Summary: Insane movie with a good plot and plenty of laughs!
Review: This is one of the best B-movies I have ever seen next to Killer Clowns from Outer Space and Scary Movie. The movie is about a serial killer, who when on his way to his execution gets doused in some genetic waste in a snow storm and turned into a killer snowman. The movie isn't scary, some parts may make you jump and the only part that might scare you a little is the narration at the beginning of the movie. Scott MacDonald plays a good human/mutant snowman killer and look for American Pie's Shannon Elizabeth as well. Very comical and is the perfect movie to show to a bunch of friends who like B-movies and spoofs!
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Summary: I laughed so hard!
Review: This has got to be the single worst movie ive ever seen. The acting is terrible, the storyline is cheezy, and the things they fight him off with are stupid! But I laughed so hard I made all my friends see it all I have to say is I wish they still made MST3K cause this would be the perfect movie for them to tease!
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Summary: A laugh or two, extremely stupid
Review: Really bad movie. I could do better production. If I ever become a movie producer though, I will try to remake it with good decent effects like the other Jack Frost movie. It's not really very scary. They could have tried a little harder, but to their credit, it's pretty impossible to make a snowman scary. Santa, yes; Clown, definitely; Snowman, no, not going to happy. You might as well make a killer gingerbread man. If you want a funny as hell bad horror movie, get the first Leprechaun.
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