Leprechaun 2

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Summary: Short people got no reason to love
Review: Years ago, a poor little leprechaun who would have had friends if only he hadn't killed them off sought to get his gold back from some annoying teenagers in New Mexico. Thwarted by a leaf and a slingshot, the leprechaun never fully realized his dreams of having back his pot of gold. And now, the good people of Vidmark "We Bring Good Crap to Life" Entertainment present...something totally irrelevant to the first movie.

At least I assume so. Must be in an alternate universe. One reason is that in the first movie the leprechaun claimed to be 600 years old. This one he's 1,000 years old. Another interesting plothole pointed out by another reviewer is that St. Patrick's day was created some 500 years ago, making one raise an eyebrow at the tie-in the movie makes with the holiday 1,000 years ago. Luckily, after all those thousand years the leprechaun isn't after his pot o' gold...he just wants some lovin'. If this were a hentai we may have been subjected to seeing him acquire this, but those with queezy stomachs should rest easy that the one redeemable quality of this movie is the leprechaun never gets "the some."

So enjoy the movie about a short fellow who goes after his love while killing gay coffee store clerks and thwarting the efforts of Drunk Man and his sidekick Whiney Boy. I have to add that another reason for the alternate universe theory is that its no longer a four-leaf clover that kills the leprechaun. Instead, any good piece of rought iron will do. Oh yeah, and grabbing a piece of his gold will defend you against him.

Basically, this cleared up nothing about the first movie, didn't advance the story from the last one, and heck doesn't even seem like the same universe. A waste of time. A waste of your time, my time, and the time of the American people. Avoid it or be subjected to such puns as "Finger-lickin' good!" Not gonna listen to me? Fine. Just don't come crying back to me when your brain implodes.

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Summary: The Sequel
Review: You get a good price for this movie. The movie itself isn't all that great but there is a good price for this Dvd movie. Ususally Dvd movies cost up t0 20-30 dollars a peiece! I would get this movie but it isn't all that great.