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Summary: Critters 3 is a must for all Krite fans!!!
Review: I am a HUGE Critters fan and this is the honest truth: Critters 3 may be the best of the four movies made in the Critters series. I loved every bit of it. The Krites (a.k.a. Critters) are better than all of the older ones by how realistic they were in my oppinion, and they gave most of them personalities. My favorite Krite was the one who rolled in bleach and the upper half of his left side became white. He was the smartest Krite. He was also the last Critter standing in the end. I only had two minor problems with the movie. When Josh (Leonardo DiCaprio) is explaining to Annie why he was at the appartment, he says "...We came here to evict you," then he turns around and says, "pretty awful, huh?" Now that's not the problem. It's what Annie says next that I have a problem with. All she says is, "Ya..." What the heck? All you can say is 'ya'? Why not, "It's O.K.", or "Well, you didn't make the choice, so I can't blame you," I mean, even "What?" or "Why?" would have given Josh a chance to explain. Make the poor kid feel even worse! "Ya, that is an awful thing," maybe it was, but still... The other thing was in the end Ug says that Charlie can't kill the last two eggs if it means total extintion. In the second one the grand master alien giving the bounty hunters orders says that they need to be terminated. All well, I'm just picky, so maybe no one else minds. I don't really care, I just find it slightly annoying. I still love the movie, even its minor flaws. I hope that they someday make a movie where the Critters finally do win. SOMEDAY THE KRITES WILL PREVAIL!!!! All in all, I'd say that the Critters movies are possibly the best movies ever in past, present, and future. Definitly a must buy for all movie lovers!
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Summary: Leonardo DiCaprio is the ONLY good thing about this film!
Review: I finally bought this film after a lot of hesitation, and the only reason I bought it in the first place was that Leonardo DiCaprio is my favorite actor. I've heard a lot of BAD reviews for this film. Guess what, folks? It's all true, and then some! This is probably the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life! Leo was great in it, but then, he's great at everything he acts in...After all, it wasn't his fault the movie was so dumb! I guess everybody has to start somewhere, right?! END
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Summary: The ok Critter movie!
Review: I have been a fan of the Critters Movies, since I was a little Boy. I remember being about three years old and sitting on my fathers lap, watching these Movies. I was really scared. Now I watch them and I'm not that scared, there just very good campy fun. And there is little to no gore, and maybe 3 Adult Terms, through the hole film.For the third film, "Critter 3" there were many changes. Namely different hero, different setting, differnet production company, and a guarented sequel (this and part 4 were filmed back-to-back). This film trys to have more comedy than the other films, which I hate to say doesn't really work well. A young girl returns home after cammping, with mysterious eggs under her families camper. The egg's hatch and the hair-balls infest her "Starshallow" like apartment building.
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Summary: Showing It's Age
Review: I have been a fan of the Critters Movies, since I was a little Boy. I remember being about three years old and sitting on my fathers lap, watching these Movies. I was really scared. Now I watch them and I'm not that scared, there just very good campy fun. And there is little to no gore, and maybe 3 Adult Terms, through the hole film. For the third film, "Critter 3" there were many changes. Namely different hero, different setting, differnet production company, and a guarented sequel (this and part 4 were filmed back-to-back). This film trys to have more comedy than the other films, which I hate to say doesn't really work well. A young girl returns home after cammping, with mysterious eggs under her families camper. The egg's hatch and the hair-balls infest her "Starshallow" like apartment building.
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Summary: It (...) muchos!
Review: I liked the first two and the last movie but this blows. I mean, the acting is (...) ad it goes against parts one and two in that now the movie becomes self-aware.
My sister owns a leo dicraprio annual which declares mr. dicraprio's hate for this movie(hey we agree!)
But then i thought, if i were in a (...) movie, i'd show everyone i was better than it by acting well!
But he didn't. (...)
Brodie
(...)
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Summary: CRITTERS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!
Review: I LOVE CRITTERS 3. IT'S ONE OF THE BEST OF THE SERIES. I OWN ALL THE CRITTERS MOVIES. I WISH THEY WHEREON DVD. I LIKE THE LITTLE FUR BALLS. MY FRIENDS ALSO THINK THE CRITTERS MOVIES ARE GREAT. THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT CRITTERS RUNNING AROUND AN OLD APARTMENT BUILDING SCARING PEOPLE AND EATING SOME. I LIKE IT WHEN THE CRITTERS PLAY IN THE KITCHEN. I LIKE IT WHEN ONE OF THEM START EATTING A TIPPED OVER BOLW OF CHILLY. IT'S SO FUNNY. THE COPY I HAVE IS BROKEN SO I'M ORDERING A NEW ONE. THERE ARE 4 CRITTERS MOVIES. AND THEY ALL ROCK. SEE IT YOU'LL LIKE IT.
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Summary: Critters 3
Review: I only saw this movie because Leo was in it. I'm giving the 5 stars to him....because this movie would have been the worst thing on film without him!
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Summary: whos leo? but i do love those krites
Review: i rented this movie many times when i was a kid back in 92 or 93. it always made me laugh. the critters are the type of horror movie monsters that are alot of fun to watch. check it out if you dig horror comedies. oh, and dont bother getting this for leonardo decaprio, if you do then you dont deserve to see this movie.
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Summary: Leo's the best
Review: I think Leo is a brilliant actor, one of the world's best. I think he did very well in his first movie role. He was the only good actor in the movie. Although the movie was one of the worst I've ever seen, if Leo wasn't in it, I wouldn't have watched it in the first place. I LOVE YOU LEO!!!! END
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Summary: A bunch of fuzzy critters invade a apartment.
Review: I thought this movie was pretty good. I haven't seen the rest of the critters movies. The only reason I saw this was because I heard Leonardo DiCaprio was in it. After I saw it, I didn't care if Leo was in it or not. I thought the movie was great. This might sound weird, but I kinda thought the critters were cute. The scene where the critters were dancing back and forth with all the flour on them was very funny. I really recomend it. Great job Kristine Peterson!
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