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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

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Rating: 1 stars
Summary: An embarassment....................
Review: This movie was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I think my favorite parts were the people jumping off the huge yacht BEFORE it sank into small appetizer sized life rafts. Then the guy taking the lifejacket from his significant other and jumping in the water just as the shark is coming out of the water with its mouth open. Another fine moment was when the telecom boss goes speeding away on a jetski and through clever editing of a clip I've seen many times on the Discovery channel, they have the guy riding right down the throat of the shark. Like the AMAZON reviewer mentioned, you're not sure whether to rate this a bomb or a complete success. The shark growling is a nice touch as well................

Rating: 2 stars
Summary: It's a big shark , what else do you want ?
Review: Was unaware of some brief nudity, but it was quick. Ordered for my son & friends. My son is a shark nut & is doing a report on megladons. Why I thought this was a documentary is another story. Any way, it sure did entertain my son ! The special effects have some really lame moments, but what can you expect ? No one really knows the whole sotry of a prehistoric shark livig in the modern world. That is the appeal of this b movie !

Rating: 2 stars
Summary: It's a big shark , what else do you want ?
Review: Was unaware of some brief nudity, but it was quick. Ordered for my son & friends. My son is a shark nut & is doing a report on megladons. Why I thought this was a documentary is another story. Any way, it sure did entertain my son ! The special effects have some really lame moments, but what can you expect ? No one really knows the whole sotry of a prehistoric shark livig in the modern world. That is the appeal of this b movie !

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: You think THATS funny?
Review: Whats the point of making a movie about a Megalodon if it is only the size on an average white? I THOUGHT that the filmmakers were ripping of Steve Alten's MEG, but if they had actually READ the book then maybe they would know a thing or Two about Megalodons.. Not so.
It would have been a helluva lot more cool to have an animatronic shark instead of footage, so that it could interact with the actors. Hell, JAWS did it 1975, how hard could it be to create a decent one nowadays?

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Yep, he's a hottie
Review: Woooooohooooooo!! I give this 5 stars just for that hottie George Stanchev who looks so cute during the first half of this film before he is swallowed by Megalodon. Man, he is just the cutest! You won't even notice how BAD this film actually is and how small that shark looks (even though it's supposed to be, like, the size of a skyscraper). Never mind, just watch it and enjoy the nudity and the dazzling smiles!

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: "Megalodon" megalosucks
Review: Yes, from the people who brought you a movie featuring sharks that growled comes some thing even worse. Impossible to accomplish, you say? Perhaps...and that makes the filmmakers gods of their career. And by gods I mean fools who should be banished to Hell for all eternity.

This is the story of an evil corporate executive (as if a horror movie CAN'T have one of those) who has sacrificed innocent lives to two giant sharks so he can start an underwater communications line from America to Asia and Europe. I guess he hasn't heard of that newfangled invention called the satellite.

This film is full of such corny scenes as a girl trying to grab on to some one's hand but being unable to as if she doesn't understand the purpose of fingers. Better yet, I love how the villain KNOWS there is a huge shark out in the water, yet he chooses to have a luxury liner of his go into the area any way. What mighty brain power that man must possess!

The film would have been tolerable had they stopped halfway through with the death of the smaller shark...but then they introduce megashark and we are forced to watch as horrible CG chompings flash before us. Basically, some one went into Adobe AfterAffects and had boats full of people get shrunk inside the shark's mouth as it opens and closes. And by the way, I love how the shark can teleport around a scene, biting people on one area of the water then suddenly appearing in a different position several hundreds of feet away.

Very predictable movie. Bad special affects. Dumb, copied storyline. Just don't watch it, it will scare you from ever going into the water again...but not because of sharks, but because of a fear that you might find yourself in a bad shark movie.

Rating: 2 stars
Summary: When Discovery Channel Footage Attacks
Review: Yes, indeedy. 'Shark Attack 3-Megalodon' is bad. Bad in that "I can't believe I'm watching this, but I'm still continuing to watch it" kind of way. I caught this on the Sc-Fi channel while flipping through and I couldn't help but watch. It's terrible. So basically, what this movie is about is a prehistoric shark that is killing off a bunch of worthless actors. The catch is that you never really see the "movie" shark, (maybe in a couple of shots) but you do see a lot of actual shark footage shot by documentarians intercut with actors in the water. The story is bad, the acting is worse, and if I wanted to watch shark footage, I'd wait for Shark Week on Discovery.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Lasted less than 10 minutes
Review: `I rented this DVD by mistake. It was wrongly shelved behind another movie cover. So, I didn't mean to rent it. But, since it was already in my TV room, I thought I might as well see it.

First of all, I had a bad feeling about the title. And my instinct served me well. I only lasted less than 10 minutes watching this low-budget, low-theme movie sitting in front of my 32 inch tube. I pressed "stop" button and decided to demand my money back. I did get my money back.

So, I`` wouldn't recommend anyone "intentionally" buy or rent this movie. I want to give NO STAR rating, but it only gives me 1 star as the lowest.`


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