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Summary: The new worst movie ever...
Review: A few months back, I named "Not Another Teen Movie" as the worst movie ever. Well, as horrible and not-funny as that movie is, this one, called "Terror Toons" is even worse. At first it's fun to laugh at it. The production value is terrible the acting is atrocious and there is absolutely no plot. Then the movie gets annoying. Then gross. Then finally it gets unwatchable. This happens in the first 25 minutes of its ghastly 110-minute running time. There is tons of gore, many scenes that tease with possible nudity, endless scenes that have nothing to do with the rest of the movie, and not to mention the worst villains ever. The funniest part of this farce is the pitiful introduction by what we assume is the director. Words fail to describe the horrible execution. Imagine some loser with punk clothing and spiked hair speaking in what he hopes is an evil voice telling you about the villains of the movie and trying to make them sound evil and ferocious. The saddest part of all of it is that he looks proud of this movie. This is what happens when idiots with absolutely no creativity decide they can make a movie. The little kids in my neighborhood have done better than this.
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Summary: As Simon Cowell Would Say.....
Review: Absolutely DREADFUL! There's nothing left to say about this...this what-cha-ma-call it. I can't say it's a movie!
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Summary: Spine ripping fun
Review: Dude, When I went to L.A. for the Fangoria horror festival,.. some ape and clown were walking around, I followed them to a small room where i saw this movie on display. I'm a huuuge horror fan, no matter how cheesy a movie can be, theres always something worth watching in it... this movie is no exception. If you thinking of renting or buying this movie, I say go for it. why? Lizzie Borden is hot, for one... dressed in her schoolgirlish charm... but besides that, the main reason to get this is for the scene where little Lizzie's spine, gets ripped out of her back, and she gets used as a puppet. come on now, if you like evil shtuff like that, this movie is worth seeing at LEAST once.
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Summary: dumb but funny
Review: For a horror movie it was a piece of garbage but otherwise it was hilarios! I like really stupid horror movies. I wouldnt own it but rent it for a good laugh! FUNNY!
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Summary: What the Heck?
Review: I do not know who this Jerry Macaluso guy thinks he is, but he certainly does not need to be in the movies. I actually felt my intellect seep away as I struggled to even focus on this movie. I have watched some bad movies in my time but this takes the golden rotten apple award. Take my advice Jerry, go back to wishing that you were someone with some intellect, do not produce a movie and show the world you have none.
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Summary: Great B-Flick Movies
Review: I don't know about anybody else. But I think this movie is just plain awesome. As in most B-flics the acting isn't the best in the world, in fact it is just plain awefull. But if you can put that asside, you should really enjoy this movie. The movie is about Dr. Carnage(Matt Falletta) and Max Assassin(Scott Barrows), they get out of the cartoon world through a DVD that is made by the Devil. Young Candy(porn legend, Lizzie Borden) watched this DVD and sends these Creatures free in our world.
The only one who can save us, is Cindy(Beverly Lynne, Candy's older sister.
Now tell me. How can you not get behind a movie like this. And for those who liked it, be prepared for Terror Toons 2.
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Summary: Tex Avery meets Friday the 13th
Review: I just watched Terror Toons, and here's my review of it.The plot is nothing special, of course. In this kind of movie, it's the execution of that plot that makes it worthwhile. So is it worthwhile? Some yes, some no. The bad stuff: the acting, dialog, and the human characters. None of them are very memorable except for the main characters' mother, who is played by a drag queen[!] and who in one scene complains about her husband getting drunk at a wedding and moonwalking into the cake. That got a small chuckle out of me. Every other person is just dull; played by horrible-to-barely-mediocre actors spouting clumsy, cliched slasher-flick dialog. The good: the villains, the gore/special effects, and the production design. This is one of the better looking, more ambitious direct-to-video horror quickies I've seen. Dr. Carnage and his monster-monkey assistant Max are appropriately freaky, if not actually scary, and they take great pleasure in creatively carving up the cast of disposable characters with exagerrated cartoon weapons; think Itchy and Scratchy, but live-action. The music/soundtrack accentuates this. It's very inspired by Beetlejuice and goofy sound effects are used as a jarring accompanyment to the murders. The sets are very skewed and funhouse-like, with bright colors and weird props; effective use of lighting creates a scary-funhouse kind of atmosphere. The bottom line: you've got to see this movie once to experience it, but repeated viewings are not essential, in my opinion. It's an acceptable drive-in-style slasher flick with some minor innovations, nothign more.
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Summary: THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER
Review: I love independent film, love it, I can sit through just about anything, even ANKLE BITERS. I'm not even taking budget into account,a good idea and a competant script even worth writing let alone filming are free. This piece of crap had to stop I didn't even finish watching it, thank god I had enough where-with-all to not destoy the disc, thank god I only rented this piece of crap. DO NOT BUY THIS, DON'T RENT THIS, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT AT THE VIDEO STORE, DON'T FINISH READING THIS REVIEW, just close your browser and walk anway from your computer and try to forget that you even heard about this movie. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE SO-BAD-IT'S-GOOD MOVIES IT'S INSULTING TO HUMANITY.
p.s. I gave it one star because amazon makes you give atleast one star
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Summary: i love it
Review: i love this movie. its so unquiqe adn cheesy. i love it. all you people who say it sucksare wrong. its great! i have rented it 18 times.
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Summary: i love it
Review: i love this movie. its so unquiqe adn cheesy. i love it. all you people who say it sucksare wrong. its great! i have rented it 18 times.
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