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Summary: Innovative Killing
Review: If you are tired of rotten hollywood bologna which leaves you empty inside and wishing that there was some other avenue for expression which is fresh, young, and does not try to be something which it is not-this is the movie for you. I laughed out loud, and was moderatly afraid. I love this movie exactly for what it is-selfmocking, silly, and giving me what I want-golf girls and innovative killing. Rent it.
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Summary: Mow my Lawn
Review: It made my nippies hard and my naughty bits tingle. Meow Me-meow Meow Pah-Ping Ping Whoooooosh!
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Summary: How have I lived before seeing this movie?
Review: Loved it. John Rocker, Steve Rickman, Larry Wachs and even Eric Von Hessler were excellent. I have never seen anyone give the finger as well as Eric. And Steve, that tennis scene where he met his demise, those yeah c'mons sent chills down my spine. Larry, I almost believed he was the milkman. I don't know what to say about John. The scenes he was in were the best of the whole movie. I highly recommend it.
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Summary: Greenskeeper
Review: The greatest work of horror ever to grace the silver screen. John Rocker and Southside Steve should be staring in hollywood blockbusters after their roles in this film and Mr Green should be directing the new Starwars I bet he could do beter than Lucas and episode 1.
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Summary: Mankind, watch as Kevin Greene bears your dark soul
Review: The Greenskeeper, director Kevin Greene's magnum opus, is a dark and swirling portal into the very soul of mankind. After my first viewing, I sat in the corner, alone and just contemplated mankind and our place in the universe.
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Summary: Biggest Waste of Money Ever
Review: This has got to be THE largest waste of time in history! I cannot belive that anyone would have invested money to make this film in the first place. This life sucking film will destroy 80 minutes of your life that would be better spent stabbing your eyes out with a pencil. That Steve guy who is in the film probably has never acted a day in his sorry life and John Rocker only gets about 1 minute of total movie time. If you are really looking for a way to spend the twenty dollars that this movie costs, please light your twenty on fire and watch the joy of combustion! I promise it will be more fun and entertaining.
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Summary: The Greenskeeper
Review: This is a classic. I am one of the few that could care less what John Rocker said and just enjoy him as a person. He is funny and really a cool guy. The inclusion of Southside Steve and Milkman Larry from the Regular guys is great. They are very humorous and their radio show in Atlanta is spectacular. If you get an Xm radio look them up in the morning. They are great friends with Jimmy Kimmel and they all influence each other in there artform. This makes this movie a classic. A great B-movie.
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Summary: Wow
Review: This is the best movie I have ever been in. Opps I mean have seen. That Steve Rickman is a great actor, and makes this picture what it is. Without Steve Rickman this picture would be a massive failure. John Rocker is pretty good also ...
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Summary: <_<
Review: This movie is great, but I only gave it 4 starts due to the lack of emoticons available for my review.
How else is a self loathing fat guy going to convey his emotion? <_<
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Summary: rebuttal
Review: To: "rushbc from New York City, NY USA" It is all too familiar how you want to bash someone for things they said when they were obviously mad or aggrevated about an event or whatever happened to them. I think we have all said things we regret, i know i have. I say So what to what Rocker said how ever many YEARS ago that was. If i recall he appologized. So why don't you get over it and go on being "hetero" phobic somewhere else you hippocrit. People can accept what happened to our great nation on Sept. 11th and move on, but you can't seem to get off what a guy said years ago and later appologized for. Get a life! By the way the GreensKeeper was great!
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