Rating: Summary: THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF SEEING Review: Well someone thought that it would be a good idea to make a new Friday movie, I just wish that there was a good story to go along with it. Jason returns to camp Crystal Lake. Somehow he is back to his old self, if I recall correctly he was turned back into a child at the end of part 8. Jason is killed by the FBI (which is new since no one has been willing to believe that he existed before), but his heart survives and travels from host to host until it can take over a blood relitive of Jason's and resurect him. Some people get killed in the process. If you want a good horror flict get the original.
Rating: Summary: Evil Has Finally Found A Home....And A Good Script! Review: I know I'll get bashed for this, but I thought this movie was a classic in it's own time. I personally think every F13 movie is horrible but this one just blew me away. Fast paced and director Adam Marcus really gives fans what they want and delievers it in the coolest way possible. This is Jason Vorhees for generation X. The special effects are top notch and for the firs time, we actually have some believable characters. John D. LeMay, who was on the first three seasons of "Friday The 13th: The Series", stands out in his role as the hero, but Kane Hodder gives him a fight as Jason's last stand. Also, check out that cameo from another very well known horror icon! Rest In Hell Mr. Vorhees!
Rating: Summary: The worst ever !Texas chainsaw massacre is better! Review: This is the worst horror movie ever made because it is stupid and it does not make sense at all.This movie panned and it stinks!
Rating: Summary: Fitting "ending" to a Long often drawn out series Review: Not bad a flick at all...What's good about this flick is the plot and the addition of a seasoned actor (Steven Williams)...Kane Hodder is back, and even though Jason as we know him is only in the flick for about fifteen minutes, his performance is great...not too much gore, and the special fx were great in this flick...the movie pays homage to several other horror movies (Evil Dead, ect...) with neat little props, and the flick stays interesting throughout...no excessive gore either...more suspenseful than most of the other "Friday" titles; which is why I think that this one is one of the best ones out...(I'd rank it up there with 1 and 2, followed by 4 and 6)...The ending is great too...All in all, a decent flick that should be seen by all horror fans, as well as F-13th fans.
Rating: Summary: "I'm going to kill Jason Voorhess, and I wan't you to help Review: Now before I rewview, I want to thank amazon. When I bought this DVD from a store, there was a JUMBO size crack in it! I whent back to the store, but they wouldn't give me my money back!!!!!! Amazon gave me this DVD at a nice low price. Thanks! Now, to the movie. Jason is tricked and blown up by the F.B.I. He is belevied to be dead, but he's evil spirt( which turns out to be a fake looking demon) goes to a diffrent body. Many murder's are commited by Jason, and every one now think he is alive again. The Boundy Hunter Duke says he knows how to kill Jason once and for all. He teams up with Jason's sister and her daughter, because only a blood reletive can kill Jason. What I liked about the film the most is that it had the feel of Friday the 13th 3 and 4, the first "real" Jason movies. Sure people will won't agree with that, but you just need to wach the film for yourself and wach the old ones to see what I mean. I hate it when people say this is bad. Here are some complant's I have heard.Jason jumps body's: So? It's trying to be scary, it's a horror movie. Do you think every horror film will be the same? Jason's a demon: Well he alway's acted like a demon to me. He runs around killing people with a hockey mask on. Jason has a sister: Hey his Dad left him, don't you think he got remarried? Deleted secencs: I saw those sence, they were not a big deal. the Tree Trunk Demons looked fake. Well that's it. You'll like this film if you liked the old ones. 80'S FAN'S REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: Summary: Unworthy of your valuable time Review: "Jason Goes To Hell" blatantly rips off "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." It doesn't even attempt to cover it up. But what do you expect in a film that was literally written in a weekend? Now, there are a lot of Friday the 13th fans out there, and many of them are die-hard loyalists to the "Jason mythology," which includes, believe it or not, a list of rules of what he can and cannot do. This film tosses out all those rules and says, "Let's up the make-up budget by $100,000 and forget about everything else." So in this film you get graphic and creative murders, but little substance to keep the red gooey stuff sticking together. A wave of embarrassment washes over you ever time a character opens his or her mouth. You think to yourself, "Is this my life? Am I really watching this movie?" and then you realize yes, you are, so you'd better cope or get help now, friend, or it's going to be a long, brutal old age. Even though they cannot target these types of films to kids -- those bastards at the MPAA have ethics and standards -- this is one of those films that is. Full of glistening red gory stuff, your children will love eating this up. They'll sleep like little angels, too. It's a shame that with its budget and the cool new look Jason gets, this film had to suck tailpipe so hard. It's even more so a shame that this is Part 9 in a series that hasn't decided to quit yet. When people will tire of relentless gore is beyond me ... but I really hope it doesn't end. Honestly, the slasher flicks in the eighties represented a time when Americans wanted to get scared on cheap effects and bad scripts. It worked, and movies such as Friday the 13th became massively successful. The modern horror genre has "smartened up" and become "hip," and now its died down into the deepest pits of remake hell. So the Friday the 13th series, as well as those other quickie gore-fests during that blissful Ronny Reagan time period, hold a special place in America's heart. "Jason Goes To Hell" holds a place at the bottom of the toilet, floating amongst the throw-away goo of a dissatisfied audience.
Rating: Summary: CRAP CRAP CRAP Review: O.k. My friend and I watch all 11 million Jason movies in 2 Days. And I will say that Jason goes to Hell was the most stupid movie I have ever seen in my life. No wonder it was 9 or so years before they made another one. I understand Jason movies are little cheesy anyway, but come on. I felt stupid just for having watched it. I say skip this one. It isn't worth your money or your time.
Rating: Summary: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993) Review: Friday nights have never been more terrifying and no one knows that better than Jason Voorhees and the residents of Camp Crystal Lake. Well, Jason is back to bring fear back into the hearts of Camp Crystal Lake's residents and you. In 1993, director Adam Marcus had given us, Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, the ninth installment to the Friday The 13th franchise.
It has been years since Jason Voorhees (again played by Kane Hodder) terrorized Camp Crystal Lake's high school seniors, while they were on a cruise to New York. Now, the FBI has taken this matter into their own hands, as FBI Agent Elizabeth Marcus (played by Julie Michaels) drives off to her beautiful cabin in Camp Crystal Lake. As she readies herself for a bath, Jason appears and chases her all through Crystal Lake's wilderness, until she reaches open ground, where her fellow agents appear and blow Jason to pieces.
Jason's remains are taken to a nearby hospital, where a coroner (played by Richard Gant, who is famous is annoying role in Rocky 5), examines the remains of Jason. While he examines Jason's remains, the coroner suddenly finds Jason's heart beating. But how could that be? Jason is dead...right? In fear, the coroner stupidly picks up the heart and disgustingly eats a piece of it. The piece of the heart suddenly possesses the coroner, turning him into Jason. The coroner's assistant appears to help out, but Jason (possessing the coroner) kills the assistant, followed by the killing of the two FBI guards (played by Kane Hodder & Tony Ervolina) outside.
The next morning, News anchorman, Robert Campbell (played by Steven Culp) gives a news report on the three grisly murders, as well as showing an interview he had held with bounty hunter, Creighton Duke (played by Steven Williams). Duke has requested that he be paid an amount of $100,000 after he finds Jason and kills him off for good. He has also revealed that Jason is now jumping in and out of other people's bodies, so he is setting out to kill him. Watching this is Diana Kimble (played by Erin Gray), the younger sister of Jason Voorhees. She is shocked to hear that her evil psychopath of a brother is still on the loose, but in the disguise of other people. Diana works as a waitress in a diner entitled, Joey B.'s. Joey B. (played by Rusty Schwimmer) is, obviously, the owner. Diana runs into Duke, who gives her some trouble. But Diana's boyfriend, Sheriff Ed Landis comes to her aid and arrests Duke. Diana sits next to Steven Freeman (played by John D. LeMay), the man who had dated Diana's beautiful daughter, Jessica Kimball (played by Kari Keegan). Diana tells Steven to drop by her house, where she'll reveal a secret to Steven. A secret about Jessica. Steven agrees.
That night, Diana arrives at home, after a brief conversation with, deputy Josh. She answers her ringing phone to hear Jessica's voice. Jessica is now a mother of a beautiful little daughter named Stephanie. She is now dating...Robert Campbell. Diana tries to convince her to talk to Steven, but Jessica is finished with him. As she talks, Josh appears behind Diana, but Josh is no longer Josh. Josh is now...Jason. As Diana tries to battle Jason, Steven appears and tries to help Diana, but Josh kills off Diana, leaving Sheriff Landis to arrest Steven, but Steven is good friends with Andy, who is also one of the patrol cops in Crystal Lake.
Jessica returns home for her mother's funeral. At her mother's house, Jessica arrives to find Vickie, one of the waitress' whom Diana works with. Vickie agrees to babysit, while Jessica and Robert go out for the night, as Steven sits in a jail cell. Next door, Duke sits around, revealing information of Diana and Jessica's relationship to Jason Voorhees. He reveals that Jason was only born through a Voorhees, through a Voorhees can he be reborn, and through the hands of a Voorhees can he be killed. Steve gets out of jail and sets out to find Jessica. He heads for the Voorhees' house, where he finds Diana's body there, instead of in the morgue. Robert Campbell comes in. As he enters, Josh, still possessed by Jason. He passes on Jason's heart to Robert. Robert becomes possessed by Jason. Jason heads for Jessica, who is staying in mother's house. He is about to strike Jessica, but Steven appears and runs down Robert. Jessica bashes Steven in the stomach and heads out for Sheriff Landis' office. He makes sure she is safe, as some of the officers are giving Jessica a pair of pants to wear. But Jason appears and kills each cop in the building, just as Steven arrives. Jessica runs off with Steven to get their baby, who is with Vickie. Joey B. refuses to let Jessica and Steven see the baby, but Jason appears and kills Joey B and Vickie, forcing Steven to knock Jason out cold. Jessica finds that the baby is at the Voorhees' house with Duke. Jessica arrives and picks up her baby, as Duke tells Jessica everything. Andy arrives, possessed by Jason. He tries to put the heart through Jessica's baby, but Steven comes in and severs Andy's neck, where the heart, now a hell baby, climbs out and falls into the basement. It finds Diana's body and gets inside of it, forcing Jason to be reborn. Jason comes back in full tact and kills Duke. After a short battle, Jessica finally kills Jason and sends him howling back to hell. As Jessica and Steven resume their relationship with their daughter, Freddy Kreuger's glove reaches up and grabs Jason's mask.
This may not be what you fans want, but it is most certainly a worthy follow-up to this terrifying Friday The 13th franchise.
Rating: Summary: JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY Review: THE STORY: An FBI agent poses as an average girl in the woods. When Jason starts chasing her, he runs into her trap. A bunch of FBI agents start shooting him rapidly and then throw a bomb that blows him up into a million pieces! He's dead...right?! See, he's so evil that his heart, which is remaining in the rubble, is still beating. A doctor then takes his remains and scans them. Once he gets to Jason's heart, it puts him in a trance and he eats it and gets possesed! Now Jason can jump bodies! Can anybody stop him?
MY THOUGHTS: *Sigh* if you look at your average Listmania that displays FT13th movies from best to worst, this is usually on the bottom. WHY!? I loved this move! The story is original, with a good amount of plot twists, and it has the R-rated version and the uncut version. The uncut has LOTS of gore, along with a nice sex scene:) ! For those morons who say that Jason isn't in it very much, oh please! At least it's not an imposter like in part 5! The only thing that I didn't like was that Jason looked a little odd in this one. Also, the ending sets the stage for Freddy Vs. Jason!
This is one "HELL" of a movie! *Gets sliced by Jason for bad pun.*
Rating: Summary: One of the best of the series! Review: Okay, first of all, to all you [...] that say there wasn't enough Jason scenes, [...]! You guys are so pathetic! We know what Jason looks like, because there had been eight movies before this one! Plus, a lot of people failed to see that there was a mirror in almost every death scene, and you could see Jason killing the person.
Now onto the reasons why I give this movie 5 stars: the writers FINALLY got creative with a Jason movie! All eight prior to this was exactly the same practicaly, with the exception of part 5, 7 and 8 (two of those were not very good.
) The writers got some balls, and said "screw it, we're New Line Cinema, let's be original." Now I admit, the theatrical release wasn't that good, because it did what part 7 did- all the gore was cut out, which was not the filmaker's faults, because we all know that 7 was suppost to be the goriest of them all, but the censors intervened, just like with this one. When the Uncut version was released of this movie, we got to see it in all of its gory glory. The kill scenes are so cool in the uncut version you actualy react to the scenes, unlike part 8 where you are fighting to keep from yawning!
The story itself has two sides to it: some say this was a rip-off of the body snatchers, and others say this was completely original. I believe that this was original. It actualy added depth, character develpment, and more of a plot. Jason looked his best too, in my opinion better than part 7.
Buy this DVD with confidence, because it has the Unrated and Theatrical Cut on one disc, but if you are like me you won't even attempt to watch the Theatrical Cut.
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