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Summary: I WAS MORE SCARED OF SESAME STREET
Review: ABSOLUTE GUFF . I WOULD RATHER WATCH A BUNCH OF MORRIS DANCERS , DANCING IN MY BATHROOM WHILE I WAS ON THE THRONE WITH CONTINOUS BLOWS TO THE BODY AND HEAD WITH A 2 x 4.DON'T EVER EVER EVER RENT OR BUY THIS PAINFULL AMATUER MOVIE , EVEN ON DEATH ROW. INFACT WATCH ESCAPE FROM LA 400 TIMES WITH NEEDLES TAPED TO YOUR EYELIDS BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS TOTAL GASH CRUD KNICKERS MOVIE. AFTER I WATCHED IT I'M SURE I SLIPPED INTO A COMA ! THIS TOTALLY SUMS IT UP FOR THIS MINCE FILM. RANK XEROX
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Summary: STUPID HOMEMADE VHS MOVIE!
Review: This homemade VHS movie is nothing! Unless you have plenty of time to waste!
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Summary: New thinking always sells...
Review: The blairwitch movie with it's new thinking and excelent ideés was a huge succes. It must be one of the best movies 99. During the first 20 minutes I wonderd why the hell I actually payed money to see it at the big screen. After a while I was to frightened to even close my eyes and when I walk out after the movie I just thougt WHOW that was excelent. It must be one of the most frightening movies I'v ever seen and I recomend it to everyone who havn't seen it yet...
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Summary: Not Scary
Review: I know a few people who were terrified by this movie, and I was all set to be at least creeped out, but it just didn't happen. It is a canidate for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 show. Really! While I watched it, I could only point out how stupid these brats were! Not to mention how annoying and whiny they are. Lot of cussing as well. Wasn't scary; wasn't entertaining. If you are easily frightened, then this may be a fantastic movie for you. If you have ever been in the woods and have 1/2 a brain when it comes to getting out of said woods, this movie will seem ridiculous to you.
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Summary: amateurish and idiotic
Review: This was the easiest choice for worst film of the year in history.Where to begin? There is no plot, no script,just three incredibly annoying morons running around in the woods screaming.Implausibilities abound.After researching the size of these woods, it is obvious that walking in a straight line would lead to streets or highways in a short time.And what kind of moron would go into the house at the end unarmed and then continue filming at a time when his or her life was in immediate danger.Totally unbelievable and boring.
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Summary: HUH?
Review: WHAT? THIS A MOVIE? NAH. COULDNT BE. JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS RUNNING AROUND IN THE WOODS. I GAVE IT ONE STAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO ZERO. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BACK TO SLEEP.
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Summary: "Just think about this "
Review: Ok theres no blood or guts in this movie but is that really what makes a movie scary well thats what all those movies Like "Scream" and "Friday the 13th" made you think was scary I bet anyone in there shoes would have been scared I thought the movie was great good story line think about what it took to get that raw emotion out of them you can't get that in any movie and thats what makes it scary think about it How far will people got go to make scary movie thats even more scary.
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Summary: Clever, Sharp, and Witty!
Review: While a lot of people have complained "This movie is dumb" or "It gave me motion sickness" they don't realise the true brilliance of this film. It starts out as a group of 20 somethings trying to break the ice while shooting a documentary. But after a few nights in the woods they don't want to be around one another. They just want to be home. The last 30 minutes are not only the scariest part of the movie it ias a truly chilling and scary end. It isn't only the scariest movie since "Halloween" and "The Exorcist" it is the cleverest movie evey made. Don't you wish you made it?
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Summary: An orgy of whining and cursing in the Gen X manner
Review: I can't figure out why this flick was so successful. I'd rather watch my accountant's home movies.
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Summary: Utterly negligible.
Review: Ah, If only this film possessed the merest fraction of the talent that has gone into its savvy marketing, it might at least have been a debut pregnant with promise of better things to come.
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