The Blair Witch Project

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Summary: Unwatchable
Review: This is a sorry excuse not just for a movie but for a direct-to-video or really any form of entertainment. Poorly thought out, "written", "directed", acted (you would be rooting for the characters demise throughout if there were actually anything out there to root for) and edited. Great marketing campaign on the web made this movie into the hype-monster it became. As for those woods they were lost in, I've seen scarier backyards.....

Rating:
Summary: was I fooled
Review: I read all of the hype, I heard all of the hype, I was unable to go see it at the movies, but everyone said it was so great, so I bought it before I saw it! I should have my hand cut off! Boy did I get screwed! This is the dumbest, most worthless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. Anyone who even gives this movie anykind of recognition, should be shot, disenboweled, dragged through the streets, and their head put on a stick in town square for display of their STUPIDITY!

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Summary: Horror! Yeah right maybe comedy!
Review: Forget this movie! Watch the Exorcist for a great horror movie!

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Summary: Bloodlust Magazine
Review: First off, I thought the story line was cool, but the acting was not good, and the camera movements made me sick. I do give the creators of the witch alot o credit for making the film. It was very different. There was one scene where the three witch seekers where awakened in the middle of the night in the woods while hearing someone or something screaming in pain. Preety good kids!

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Summary: blair which project
Review: I waisted my money to go see this movie that was supposed to be the big great horror movie of all.and I would'nt pay one pennie to own it,it was the most boring movie ever the writers need to look up HORROR then try again.

Rating:
Summary: Don't Watch
Review: Lots of advertising and clever marketing schemes make this movie the biggest scam ever sold to movie viewers. Three kids running through the woods screaming and cussing about nothing with a video camera that shook the whole time. The scariest movie ever made? I waited and waited to get scared, but then the movie was over. Spend your money on junk bonds before spending it on this excuse of a film.

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Summary: KILL THE GIRL...PLEASE
Review: Heard the hype? Maybe even heard how this was a true story? The line to buy the bridge starts right over here. Three of us watched this and kept wondering alound when it would actually get good. The female character talks like a truckdriver (sorry guys), and you actually want the killer to find her...early and efficiently. This is a silly movie.

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Summary: Not what I expected, but OK.
Review: This was definitely not what I expected what I got this vidio! I thought it would be more scary. The basic plot is this: Two boys and a girl go into the woods, making a documentary based on the legend of the blair witch. While trying to find a graveyard in the woods, where the bodys of children who were supposedly killed by the blair witch lie, they get lost and find a clearing with all these piles of rocks in it instead. At night they keep hearing freaky noises and they think some dangerous thing is following them. One morning, they wake up and go out of their tent to find three piles of rocks have been placed in a triangle, with their tent in the middle. The same rocks as the ones they ran into. From there, things start worse for them. Much worse.

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Summary: Great Gift-wrapping - but nothin' inside.
Review: The hype was ingenious. The "background" posted to the net was brilliant. The free publicity, via the talk shows, newscasts, and magazines, couldn't be bought for a king's ransom. I award 5 stars. But the movie? Promised way more than it delivered, made me nauseous, and irritated the hell out of me with its non-story story. As for the movie, 1 star to the idea guys for getting out of bed each day and working at something and 1 star for hustling a lot of money out of us unwitting dupes.

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Summary: Not impressed w/ the witch!
Review: I went into this movie expecting to see a movie that was going to be a cult classic. Instead, it turned out to be the most boring movie I've ever seen...The minute it seemed like it was going to pick up, it was over. Do yourself a favor and don't buy this movie & if you really think that your missing out on something, rent it so that you'll be able to take it back.