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Summary: DON'T GET SUCKERED IN BY ALL THE HYPE... THIS MOVIE STINKS!!
Review: I gave it one star and I was generous at that... Don't waste your money on this over-hyped movie. Watching three students lost in the woods and cursing at each other... (well, if you CAN see them with all the SHAKING of the camera) got tiring and very BORING. NOW, JAWS is a terrifying movie...one that still makes me stay away from oceans and deep water... NO WAY does this movie compare to Jaws...no WAY!!... ALL I HAVE TO SAY... IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE, DON'T! DON'T GET SUCKERED INTO SEEING IT!!!! IT WILL BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME AND MONEY. Yea, there are lots of people praising this movie, because they want to sucker you in to see this dumb movie so they won't be the only dumb ones who spent $$$$$ on this... MOVIE! I WARNED YOU!! STAY AWAY from it unless you can't get any sleep and want to waste your hard earned money!!!
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Summary: okay whatever
Review: I thought blair witch was gonna be scarier than it really was. It was creepy but your mind makes it scary because they showed nothing. I did get kind of dizzy from the camera and all that hollering was riduclous.
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Summary: 3 Lost People...yelling at each other...BORING!
Review: I went to see this movie because of all the hype it got... and that is what it was just HYPE! It was different and sort of creepy but very BORING after 30 minutes. These 3 students get lost in the forest and yell at each other.... the camera SHAKES too much! My friends ended up missing most of the movie cause she had to run to the restrooms to throw up. I stayed throughout but should of walked out and asked if we could have seen another movie.I mean C'mon... three students lost in the woods with all that expensive video equipment, tents, food... but...NO CELLPHONE? This documentary was supposedly done in the 90's right? HELLO???? And yes this movie got mega bucks just like the BIG films do but it shouldn't have... They had a $40,000 budget on this movie... where did the money go? I don't even recommend this movie to be rented or bought.
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Summary: Scary Movie
Review: This movie is one of the scariest I've ever seen. It will blow your socks off. But pay heed, it is not for the intellectual moron. This is a movie for those of us with truly gifted imaginations. It shows us just enough without leaving any of our desires unquenched.
Rating:
Summary: Do not waste your money
Review: This movie was terrible. It was not suspenseful. It was not scary. It was annoying. It would make anyone with the slightest bit of motion sickness vomit. The female star had a terribly grating voice that one is subjected to listen to cry, scream, whine, whine and then whine some more. The most suspense the audience member feels is the wait to how long it will be before this female star is killed off. The Blair Witch Project hints at symbolism and irony and can't even accomplish the hint. It is some pseudo attempt at making something meaningful out of something lame and irritating. Caveat Emptor- Do not waste your money!
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Summary: Too much hype, too little substance.
Review: Yes, I "get" this movie. Yes, it was a great idea. Yes, I know what everything in the woods--from the pile of rocks outside the tent to Josh's kicking the pile of rocks to the handprints on the walls to Mike standing in the corner, etc., etc.--meant. TBWP was a well planned and well executed film, but I simply didn't think it was scary in the least.
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Summary: Very well done
Review: Given all the hype surrounding this movie, I had high expectations, and I was not let down. While it wasn't really as 'scary' as people made it out to be, it still proved to be one of the most intense films I've seen. The sense of paranoia and growing fear is portrayed so well by the actors that it's entirely believable. Very few movie moments have moved my like the famous scene in which Heather films her apology to their families. I'm not sure how I feel about a sequel (prequel?) to this movie, but given the quality of BWP, I think the filmmakers just might be able to pull it off.By the way, I'm sure I would have enjoyed the film even more if I hadn't previously seen clips of some of the most important scenes. If you have yet to see the movie, I suggest you don't read these reviews, and I hope you haven't seen the clips that give away the good parts!
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Summary: Excelent
Review: I saw this movie three times in the theatre. This is the best horror film to come out in a long time. I didn't get the "hype" that everyone speaks of, and I fail to see how this film could possibly be a let down. I remember the reaction of the audiance after the movie, "man, what happend?", " We didn't even get any blood!" I stood up and said "This was the best horror movie of the decade". It's a shame to see that we have come to a point where special effects are all that the audiance comes to see. This movie made me think, and that stays alot longer then fancy explosions or fake blood.
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Summary: Less scary than an episode of Scooby Doo
Review: There was much discussion about how little money was spent to make this movie. I guess with movies you do get what you pay for. Not since Orson Wells' "War of the Worlds" has there been a bigger hoax perpetrated on the public. I suppose if you have a phobia for piles of rocks or sticks tied together this could be a real chiller. For me the most horrific moment occurred when I realized that I had thrown away my money on this piece of junk. Also watch out for the language. If you take the "f" word out of the dialog there's about five minutes worth left. Be afraid, be very afraid of wasting your money and time.
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Summary: A really thought provoking show!!
Review: We have just this minute finished watching "The Blair Witch Project". If you watch this film in the context it was meant to be watched then you are in for a great treat!Turn out the lights sit back and lose yourself....I dont scare easy but this made me think,YES I WAS SCARED!great show i would recommend it to anyone.
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