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Summary: amazon.com
Review: A GREAT MOVIE It was a fantatstic movie,but not true!! I couldent take my eyes away from the screen one time.My friend how are a not a wimp,allmost pie in his pants.We all was afraid.After leaving the suddenly end,we all discused when number two is comeing!!
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Summary: A horror masterwork for "thinking" Americans
Review: I notice the people who hate the film seem to have a very low threshhold for orriginal thought, which doesnt surprise me in the junkfood age we are in as of now. This is a movie for people who love films, as well as people who appreciate great horror films of note. This can truly be the only horror film to give a diffrent kind of scare. Most scares are fun scares; Rollarcoastercoaster, bruised arm scares, but this movie delivers a scare that is seldom seen, if ever in movies. The kind of scare that lives in your bones, like when you hear something outside in the dark, hoping its only a gust of wind or a scraping tree branch. This movie doesn't give you the accomidation of giving you a fun scare. This is no funhouse, but a mirror vision of the comman fear we all share. That scare being our inate fear of death. This scare and this movie brings that reality back home to us in grainy video reality that haunts us to our centers. This is the best horror film ever because it does what no other film can do. It makes us realize the awfull truth: we are going to die, and there is no lighted tunnel to give us solace. Beyond the hype, all the critical reviews kind of sum up this movie and its impact in a nutshell. The naysayers are just showing us how dumb and amoral they truly are. Because if you dont fear death then you are one truly scary human being. All the gum chewing sycophants can have their Screams and Jasons with hockey masks and blood dripping chainsaws, TBWP will live forever in horror history. Its success is in its mere existence. Pare' thrust..
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Summary: It Sucks!
Review: This movie was not scary, the plot was stupid and the only thing it displayed was a low budget movie!
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Summary: AMAZING, TRUELY GREAT WORK
Review: An amazing thriller. Great and a must see
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Summary: Bad and Sad
Review: The producers got to be laughing all the way to the bank. What a sad and bad use of cinematic intent. How unoriginal. I've seen more captivating home movies than this. Three naive and maladjusted college kids get lost in the woods. They lose their heads as much because they're lost as because of the supposedly spooky shenanigans goin' on. How original is it, to say nothing of how UNscary it is, having a forest of human stick figures, a la Burning Man, appear in a wooded clearing? Why should groups of rocks be scary or significant? Why do muffled sounds in the forest night engender fear rather than simple acknowledgment of nighttime forest reality? Who knows, and who cares, after witnessing this great hype job! The only 5-star quality to this movie is the wondrous marketing sucker job perpetrated upon the public. Don't waste your time.
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Summary: for those with intellect
Review: This film is made for people with a bit higher intellect than most. It's funny to see people say things like "it was boreing most of the time"... you obviously don't even get the whole premise for the film.
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Summary: Not worth the hype
Review: Well, I don't need blood, gore or CGI to be scared, but I do need more than three piles of rocks and some bundled sticks. The movie was unique, and for the most part the performances were interesting, but this was about as scary as an episode of The Jeffersons.
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Summary: STUPID!!
Review: Here's a summary of the movie: 3 filthy mouth kids running around and screaming in a forest. That about summs it up really well. How could people like this movie. It was awful.
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Summary: Advertising seduces audience to attend
Review: No way. The only withces around are those who are casting spells on the general public to purchase tickets to see this movie. If the f-word were eliminated, the female character would practically be a mute. Hey, if I throw away my map, I can get lost too in the woods. Take a Boy Scout camping lesson and get real.Two stars for filming of trees and water and trees and a pile of stones. And two stars for not costing millions and millions of dollars.
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Summary: What???....you don't get it??
Review: For those of you who need to be spoon fed in your high chairs with special effects and award winning acting, you best not waste your time on this movie, you will be disappointed......you see, you have to have an imagination and an open mind.....you must be able understand that the big names YOU need to have in a film to make it a good one will not be there. The film was great and it is too bad some of us are too brainwashed to even start to comprehend this movie. Please see it and decide for yourself!!
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