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Summary: Worst horror movie of all time ?
Review: I'm not really sure if it's the worst horror movie i've ever seen because Jason X and Toxic Avenger where really bad too but one thing for sure is that it's in my top 10. Why?Heres a couples of reason: 1:The story is stupid and not complete
2:The actors in this movie look really really dumb and have no talent at all.
3:Too much gore for no reason
4:It's a very cheap copy of Evil dead
5:The joke aren't funny and should have been put away.
6:it's not even scary for a second
7:The end of the movie is very silly just like the rest of the movie So to conclude don't waste your cash and an hour and 20 minutes of your life on Cabin Fever instead go rent House of a 1000 corpes or go see The new Texas chainsaw massacre because those movie are "real" horror movie and not just one more garbage from Hollywood.
Rating:
Summary: Two Thumbs Down!
Review: This shouldn't even receive 1 star! Cabin Fever.... What exactly was the point behind this movie? There was not plot or story line to this entire film. The entire movie can be told in maybe 2 sentences if that. Five teenagers rent a cabin for a weekend, somehow the get exposed to a disease, and they all die a nasty, gross death. The end. Here are some questions I want answered. What caused the disease? What was the signifigance of the police officer, the child who bit people and wanted to eat pancakes, and the old guy who had a gun put behind the counter...? I feel sorry for who ever financed this movie, because it was absolutely pointless.
Rating: 
Summary: Good, solid horror movie
Review: As a life-long horror movie fan, I got a kick out of this very gory and tongue-in-cheek "trip to the woods." The film evoked Evil Dead in setting, and early Wes Craven in tone. You'll notice that the song from Craven's Last House on the Left ("Wait for the Rain") is heard several times on the soundtrack for Cabin Fever - which I thought was a nice homage. The tone of the film wasn't always consistent, but all in all I thought this was a very good, very disgusting debut for Roth, and I look forward to his next film.
Rating:
Summary: Please kill me now!
Review: It's been a hard few years for fans of horror, so I was quite intrigued by the premise of this movie featuring five kids in a cabin in the middle of nowhere trapped, not by a manaical killer, but a virus. The synopsis sounded like a return to the Mcarthy-ist Paranoia movies of fifty years ago as the characters turn to inhuman madness to protect themselves from infection.
But no. Instead what we get is what could have been a passable Twilight Zone padded out into a full-length movie featuring the usual rent-a-teen subjects and a director, Eli Roth, who really isn't sure how to fit a good middle into a slow beginning and sloppy ending. I would hate to see the 'deleted scenes' on the dvd version as this contained so many 'filler scenes' that it's hard to see exactly what he left out.
Swaying knowingly around 'Outbreak' and 'Evil Dead', Eli Roth suddenly realises his movie is a bit like 'Night of the Living Dead' and pays homage to it's closing scene. Unfortunately this is done so clumsily that it's more of an insult and one can only imagine what fun Romero would have had with the script. A more accomplished director would realise that the paranoia factor alone should have made this a good movie without resorting to lazy and amateurish film-student shlock gore, which ceased to be disturbing or scary years ago.
Rating:
Summary: Can I have my money back?
Review: I have never walked out of a movie theater, although it's been tempting at times. Well, a better way to say that is that I've never walked out of a movie theater until now. I really wanted to stay and find out what happened at the end, but it was so gory that I very nearly threw up! My stomach was upset for the next hour. This is supposed to be a scary movie, but it isn't suspenseful or frightening, just incredibly gory. Some of the reviews on this site mention that this is supposed to be in the style of "Evil Dead," but this film doesn't have any comic relief! It's just completely gory, and the scenes that might have been funny are completely stupid. I'd still like to know how it ends, though.
Rating: 
Summary: Awesome
Review: First off, I'm 17, not 12 as indicated, I'm only using the kid review because my stupid password won't work. Anyway... this movie is great. Seeing Rider Strong again after almost disappearing was great. I saw this the second day after it was released, and was disappointed. I felt everything in the middle was good, but the end was a total let down. Nevertheless, I was willing to give it a second chance, so I saw it again (using free movie passes, of course), and found myself enjoying it immensely. It captures the feel of the old skool horror, a la "Evil Dead", "TCM", the original "Night of the Living Dead". Given that it was low budget like the aforementioned titles, it rang true to what fun horror movies are all about - cheap effects, entertaining gore, and lots of unneccessary sex. I'd known about this movie for about half a year and was looking forward to it, given that the story made it sound very original for a horror film, and while it did have some unneeded stupid moments, it was still very well done. The ending was dumb, but how else could you end this? You just have to kick back and enjoy the cheese of the whole film. The "karate" kid was weird, yes, but was not originally scripted, the actor playing the role just happened to know karate, so Eli Roth wrote it in there, feeling that nothing was too weird to be in this movie. And the kid lying in the water could be summed up since Deputy Wilson could have easily just dumped him on the side of the road, seeing as how he was left in charge of disposing of him and did not seem very responsible at all (hehe). I loved the feel of the movie, I loved the characters, the effects were great (thank god no CGI was found), but most of all, I loved the obviously sowed on badges the cops wore on their uniforms.
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Summary: FANTASTIC !!!!
Review: Ok this has only just arrived in the UK but after wasting money going to see Jeepers Creepers 2 thinking the second movie can in no way be a bad as the first, how wrong i was. This movie is a god send, as an avid scary movie fan this was alot better, and with the added humor in it it certainly turned out to be a fine movie !
Cant wait to get it on DVD !
Rating:
Summary: Top 3 of 2003
Review: I LOVED this movie and will be the first to buy it when it comes out on DVD. I'm so disappointed to read the reviews here and am surprised that some people actually didn't like it. I thought it was brilliant, had funny parts, was actually scary, and I liked the cast. I really cared about the characters in this movie, which is rare in horror films because people get picked off one by one and you don't really get to know exactly who's who. I am very impressed with the quality of horror movies coming out this year. The writers and directors are doing a good job of keeping it fresh because I've gotten real tired of the "boo"-type scares: sudden loud noises. This movie made me a big fan of Rider Strong and Cerina Vincent and I will definitely keep a look out for them and be sure to see their next project!
Rating:
Summary: Awful
Review: This movie was terrible. I felt cheated and angered that I gave up money to see this bomb. It was one of those movies where you hope no one sees you leaving the theater. I definitely put this in the small group of the worst movies I've ever seen. Hey, if you liked Blair Witch you'll probably like it, it's almost as stupid. The acting is terrible, the plot is comical, it really is a joke and insulting to charge people to watch it. I was debating walking out about half way through but I still had some popcorn and soda left. Stay far away from this bomb and the makers of this should be ashamed.
Rating:
Summary: Horrible
Review: This was one of the worst movies I have evwer seen in my life. Not only was it not at all scarey, but it made no sense and the ending was completely random.
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