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Summary: What a Waste of Money
Review: In the midst of the popularity of The Blair Witch Project, it was inevitable that such a pop phenomenon would come to inspire so many parodies. Unsurprisingly, one such spoof took the soft core path, and it's probably the most popular of the bunch. Take the original plot, make it three young women instead of two guys and a girl, and put them off to the woods in the search of the legendary erotic witch and you've got the (very) basic plot for The Erotic Witch Project. Of course, these three ladies come under the influence of the erotic witch and end up getting into all sorts of lesbian encounters with one another. Since this is a softcore film, this should be reviewed on an entirely different basis than the average movie. After all, things such as acting, writing, and competent direction don't matter here. All you need to see are three attractive women who display lots of skin and get it on with one another. Even at that, it's hardly perfect, but it'll probably work up a quick fix for those who like this sort of thing (being a guy, I do like this sort of thing). The three women on hand are Katie Keane (who now seems to go by the name Laurie Wallace, but I'll stick with the name Keane for the review), a blonde; Victoria Vega, a brunette; and Darian Caine, who has dark hair. Keane is easily the most physically attractive of the lot (which is nice considering she spends the entire last half-hour wandering around in a forest without any clothes on) and also displays the most acting ability (or maybe a better way to put it would be more enthusiasm than both Vega and Caine combined). She gets in at least two classic moments, the first is when she and Vega are under the spell of the erotic witch and she complains about being nude on video while Vega strips her clothes off one-by-one. The second is probably the most famous scene in the entire movie, a three-minute long parody of Heather Donahue's tearful "I'm so sorry" speech, except Keane happens to be fondling her bare breast for the entire segment. The Erotic Witch Project most definitely could have done without the guy running around in a gorilla suit who occasionally makes grunting noises during the lesbian scenes. And hey, it probably could have even done without Darian Caine, whose constant griping and raspy voice are more annoying than sexy. Still, this is an amusing, sexy softcore flick that Blair Witch haters will probably find up their alley.
Rating: 
Summary: A very amusing and sexy erotic spoof.
Review: In the midst of the popularity of The Blair Witch Project, it was inevitable that such a pop phenomenon would come to inspire so many parodies. Unsurprisingly, one such spoof took the soft core path, and it's probably the most popular of the bunch. Take the original plot, make it three young women instead of two guys and a girl, and put them off to the woods in the search of the legendary erotic witch and you've got the (very) basic plot for The Erotic Witch Project. Of course, these three ladies come under the influence of the erotic witch and end up getting into all sorts of lesbian encounters with one another. Since this is a softcore film, this should be reviewed on an entirely different basis than the average movie. After all, things such as acting, writing, and competent direction don't matter here. All you need to see are three attractive women who display lots of skin and get it on with one another. Even at that, it's hardly perfect, but it'll probably work up a quick fix for those who like this sort of thing (being a guy, I do like this sort of thing). The three women on hand are Katie Keane (who now seems to go by the name Laurie Wallace, but I'll stick with the name Keane for the review), a blonde; Victoria Vega, a brunette; and Darian Caine, who has dark hair. Keane is easily the most physically attractive of the lot (which is nice considering she spends the entire last half-hour wandering around in a forest without any clothes on) and also displays the most acting ability (or maybe a better way to put it would be more enthusiasm than both Vega and Caine combined). She gets in at least two classic moments, the first is when she and Vega are under the spell of the erotic witch and she complains about being nude on video while Vega strips her clothes off one-by-one. The second is probably the most famous scene in the entire movie, a three-minute long parody of Heather Donahue's tearful "I'm so sorry" speech, except Keane happens to be fondling her bare breast for the entire segment. The Erotic Witch Project most definitely could have done without the guy running around in a gorilla suit who occasionally makes grunting noises during the lesbian scenes. And hey, it probably could have even done without Darian Caine, whose constant griping and raspy voice are more annoying than sexy. Still, this is an amusing, sexy softcore flick that Blair Witch haters will probably find up their alley.
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Summary: Silly erotic spoof that falls short
Review: It was bound to happen, wasn't it? It was inevitable that we would see numerous "Blair Witch Project" imitators and parodies in the aftermath of the most successful indie flick ever, but how were we to know that one of the first ones out of the gates would be so close to hardcore lesbian porn? "The Erotic Witch Project" follows a setup roughly the same as its inspiration. Katie Keane (taking on the Heather Donahue role as the obsessed documentarian) and her two friends Darian Caine and Victoria Vega decide to hike into the woods, armed with two camcorders, to shoot a documentary about a local legend: the Erotic Witch. Before their steamy adventures begin, they interview some townsfolk about the legend, and we learn that the Erotic Witch has the uncanny power to make people extremely horny. Oh, beware! Once the girls get into the woods, the movie becomes a nonstop charade of nudity and lesbian sex. Yes, this title from Seduction Cinema (the erotic division of E.I. Independent Cinema) delivers pretty much what it promises. The girl-on-girl action is more explicit than the softcore romps on late-night cable -- stopping just short of hardcore, in fact. The only gripes I have about the sex scenes is that the lighting is a bit harsh, and the girls don't appear to be truly enjoying themselves. For instance, whenever the girls start to kiss, one of them quickly pulls away -- to explore a more private region of her partner's body, no less. The girls are nice to look at (Katie Keane especially), even if the lighting isn't very flattering. Director John Bacchus tried to make this a funny spoof of "The Blair Witch Project," but he's less successful in this area. Instead of the girls finding piles of rocks outside of their tent the morning after a passionate lesbian encounter, they find dildos and porn mags. Instead of weird stick figures in the trees, there is -- gasp! -- a blowup doll. And of course, someone steals their clothes in the middle of the night, so near the end they're all pretty much walking around the woods naked. One scene in which the parody does actually work is the one that spoofs Heather's whispered confession to the video camera. "I'm so scared," Katie says, "and I'm so horny at the same time." They got the framing right in this one (almost just like its counterpart scene in "The Blair Witch"), and Katie does a good job with her speech -- then she starts fondling her breasts, of course. If only the rest of the movie had been this inspired.
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Summary: Silly erotic spoof that falls short
Review: It was bound to happen, wasn't it? It was inevitable that we would see numerous "Blair Witch Project" imitators and parodies in the aftermath of the most successful indie flick ever, but how were we to know that one of the first ones out of the gates would be so close to hardcore lesbian porn? "The Erotic Witch Project" follows a setup roughly the same as its inspiration. Katie Keane (taking on the Heather Donahue role as the obsessed documentarian) and her two friends Darian Caine and Victoria Vega decide to hike into the woods, armed with two camcorders, to shoot a documentary about a local legend: the Erotic Witch. Before their steamy adventures begin, they interview some townsfolk about the legend, and we learn that the Erotic Witch has the uncanny power to make people extremely horny. Oh, beware! Once the girls get into the woods, the movie becomes a nonstop charade of nudity and lesbian sex. Yes, this title from Seduction Cinema (the erotic division of E.I. Independent Cinema) delivers pretty much what it promises. The girl-on-girl action is more explicit than the softcore romps on late-night cable -- stopping just short of hardcore, in fact. The only gripes I have about the sex scenes is that the lighting is a bit harsh, and the girls don't appear to be truly enjoying themselves. For instance, whenever the girls start to kiss, one of them quickly pulls away -- to explore a more private region of her partner's body, no less. The girls are nice to look at (Katie Keane especially), even if the lighting isn't very flattering. Director John Bacchus tried to make this a funny spoof of "The Blair Witch Project," but he's less successful in this area. Instead of the girls finding piles of rocks outside of their tent the morning after a passionate lesbian encounter, they find dildos and porn mags. Instead of weird stick figures in the trees, there is -- gasp! -- a blowup doll. And of course, someone steals their clothes in the middle of the night, so near the end they're all pretty much walking around the woods naked. One scene in which the parody does actually work is the one that spoofs Heather's whispered confession to the video camera. "I'm so scared," Katie says, "and I'm so horny at the same time." They got the framing right in this one (almost just like its counterpart scene in "The Blair Witch"), and Katie does a good job with her speech -- then she starts fondling her breasts, of course. If only the rest of the movie had been this inspired.
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Summary: The women are beautiful and the sensualality is awesome.
Review: Just wanted to tell you I just saw my first movie from Seduction Cinema THE EROTIC WITCH PROJECT. This is truley a masterpiece. I saw the movie in an article in Fem Fatalles magazine. I went to your web site and read the reviews and looked at the photo gallery and knew I had to have this movie. The women are beautiful and the sensualality is awesome. I was really impressed by the production values. The movie was well lit and I love the home video look it makes the movie seem more real as opposed to film. I am looking forward to getting more of your great movies. Girl Explores Girl is next on my list. John Baccus is an awesome director. Thanks for the great movie!
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Summary: Great Erotic Movie!
Review: Most of you know or have seen The Blair Witch Project!This'Erotic'version follows the same plot path but with an erotic twist although the building is missing at the end =)The 3'actresses'in this movie look gorgeous!If you liked Blair Witch Project and you're into lesbian action then this is THE movie you DON'T wanna miss out! It's not XXX but it comes close.The image on the DVD is crystal-clear,as if you'd just pulled it out of your own camcorder but the sound is mono though.The 50 minute documentary showed scenes from different angles you saw in the movie.John Bacchus did a great job and I'm looking forward to his next movie Girl explores Girl:The Alien Encounter.
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Summary: Annoying, unsexy, big waste of time!
Review: My wife and I watched the Blair Witch Project and the Erotic Witch Project back to back. The BWP was pretty good for a student film, but I did not really see what all the fuss was about. EWP was just awful! I had read some positive reviews on the web of this "soft-core parody", so I thought I would do these films as a double feature. The idea had potential for campy eroticism, but outside of one scene (the one taken from BWP in which the hysterical woman confesses to the camera that it is all her fault), I found nothing especially arousing, and only a few moments of effective humor. What really annoyed me was the dialogue. These women, though attractive (in an artificially enhanced kind of way), seemed to be making it up as they went along, with the director off camera saying things like "yeah, that's good, now take of your blouse and say that five more times, only in a whinier voice!" By the way, another "sex-parody", the Bare Wench Project sounds even worse and I for one will not be watching a triple feature.
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Summary: Collector edition DVD ... not unless you collect garbage
Review: No need to go into the premise of this spin off unless you are someone that lives in a paper bag. It's movies like this that makes me re-iterate my promise never to buy a DVD unless I see the movie first. Not only is it boring, but, when I guess, some guy in a gorilla suit came sneaking out of the woods, about half way through the movie, smelling underwear and then chasing after the girls, I just had to turn the movie off. I mean this movie now takes the place of 'Time Bandits'as the worst thing I have ever seen and could not bear to finish ..... This IS of course a lesbian movie since the three main players are girls. None of the scenes are very erotic unless you call getting into a tent, turn off the light, and then the unforgettable phrase of 'I'm horny' beig uttered as erotic. Darn I don't even thinks it rates a porno label. To add insult to injury the director doesn't even hide the fact that in one of the numerous fake oral scenes, the girls dont even touch each other since they cover the object of their desire with their hand and just basically licking their own fingers ... Now there was a first for me in any soft porn movie I've ever seen ... Thats great, that money on a DVD to watch someone licking their own fingers .... Save your money ....
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Summary: ummm...huh?
Review: O.K. so I have one question. What's the deal with the gorilla? There is no acting in this movie guys, I mean come on....it's a joke!
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Summary: Oh God. How did I get conned into this?
Review: Okay. Who would have ever thought that an hour and twenty-fiveminutes of naked women could be boring? Okay...the blonde wascute...but the gorilla?
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