I Was a Teenage Zombie

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Summary: Campy take off on high school horror films of 50's and 60's.
Review: I was young reckless and in love, then I was dead, young reckless and in love-I was a teenage Zombie. The film has a killer new wave soundtrack but it wasn't filmed that well or recorded that well but actually is pretty funny if you let it. As hard as it is to believe the film was distributed by Janus Films who have the Criterion Collection. Unfortunately the soundtrack album is out of print.

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Summary: Oh my gosh!
Review: If you want to see a really bad horror movie, get this one! The only redeaming quality is Ms. Faithful played believingly by Cassie Madden. It's fun to watch if you don't take it to seriously and want to have a good laugh. Great for parties!

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Summary: Oh my gosh!
Review: If you want to see a really bad horror movie, get this one! The only redeaming quality is Ms. Faithful played believingly by Cassie Madden. It's fun to watch if you don't take it to seriously and want to have a good laugh. Great for parties!

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Summary: I was a teenager impressed
Review: The minute this movie starts with a long shot of a lake and the hilariously bad rockabilly/swingin' song "I Was a Teenage Zombie" (by the Fleshtones), you know you're in for a treat. There is a Mexican pimp selling some bad weed, and he is just amazing. In one scene, he rips a guy's face off and says, "Yeah, I'm the weedman! I got some WEED!" I was rolling on the floor laughing. One of the characters changes into a baseball uniform JUST to hit another character in the head with a baseball bat and then changes back in the next shot. It's all very humorous. I'm guessing the people who gave this a bad rating were expecting a Fulci classic or something.

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Summary: I was a teenager impressed
Review: The minute this movie starts with a long shot of a lake and the hilariously bad rockabilly/swingin' song "I Was a Teenage Zombie" (by the Fleshtones), you know you're in for a treat. There is a Mexican pimp selling some bad weed, and he is just amazing. In one scene, he rips a guy's face off and says, "Yeah, I'm the weedman! I got some WEED!" I was rolling on the floor laughing. One of the characters changes into a baseball uniform JUST to hit another character in the head with a baseball bat and then changes back in the next shot. It's all very humorous. I'm guessing the people who gave this a bad rating were expecting a Fulci classic or something.

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Summary: Fulfilled My Craving For Cheese
Review: There are valuable lessons to be learned here, all you wannabe future hollywood directors/writers:
The dumb blonde girl who is always walking into trees- a must. Students who can carry on a five minute conversation during class without the teacher realizing- you know it.
The fact that one of the characters has glasses on in one shot, and then from the other camera angle, the glasses are missing- hilarious.
heads flying off- gotta have it.
actors straight out of some high school film club- smart move.

The point is, these movies make us laugh and cost a bare minimal to the producers/investors. Keep em coming, I hope that this review will inspire future directors who are considering tackeling the horror field. My advice, forget the Scream and Final Destination glossy [stuff], and bring back the cheese!

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Summary: Drop Dead Funny!!!
Review: This movie empitomizes cheezy horror! Mooselini's character was hilarious. Nothing beats the heads flying! 2 points for this movie!! It's right up there next to Return to Horror High. Anyone who was a teenager should buy this movie NOW!

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Summary: Drop Dead Funny!!!
Review: This movie empitomizes cheezy horror! Mooselini's character was hilarious. Nothing beats the heads flying! 2 points for this movie!! It's right up there next to Return to Horror High. Anyone who was a teenager should buy this movie NOW!

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Summary: Campy take off on high school horror films of 50's and 60's.
Review: When some teenagers accidentlly kills a drug dealer, they dump his corpse in a polluted river and toxic chemicals turns the corpse in to an murderous zombie. And the undead drug dealer starts to kill the ones that originally killed him while the surviving teenagers tries to find out how to make the living dead dead again. A bit crappy, but fans of The Return Of The Living Dead movies may like it. Should problably please any average zombie fan.