Noah's Ark

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Summary: First DVD to go in the trash
Review: Absolutely dreadful; apart from being an insult to the bible story I couldn't tell whether this was a spoof or not. Imagine several bible stories mixed together, add in gory scenes, a few special effects and you end up with this apalling mess. I don't know if it gets any better but after the first 35 minutes I ejected the disc and threw it in the trash. Avoid at all costs, rating should be minus 5.

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Summary: the religious fundalmentalist and conservatives
Review: This is a movie that I would recommend for all ages. I seen the movie and talk to different people and they all enjoyed it. It seems the closed minded didn't.

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Summary: Noah's Farce!
Review: I'm not a particularly religious person, but this took irreverence to the point of blasphemy. If nothing else, why use a catacylsm as the premise for a spoof? The arsenal of "hip" modern dialogue, pratfalls, double entrendres, vaudevillian asides and just plain bad acting leaves one hoping that the whole enterprise would have sank.....Ark and all. Watching Academy Award winners Voight and Abraham mug their way through this ill-written disaster illustrates the seductive power of money. There is absolutely no other reason for them to have partaken in this debacle.

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Summary: Actually ZERO Stars, if freedom of choice has any allowance
Review: What was this? Monty Python meets the Bible?? What account of Noah was that supposed to be? It was at best a BAD comedy, and actually made the creators, producers, and all those Hollywood liberals look pretty stupid. Is that what they wanted? Hmmmm, one has to wonder. You can tell they didn't try very hard to look intelligent while putting together this piece of trash. Talk about taking license to rip up the Bible and get away with it.

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Summary: Interesting and engaging
Review: I think the viewers are being way too hard on this film. Maybe it was made more like a disaster type film, but you have to give the networks credit for taking on biblical or remotely religious subjects, since they're not really rewarded for doing that in this day and age. The cast is great--Jon Voight and Mary Steenburgen are really terrific and they hit the high points of the story. You can't really go wrong with this.

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Summary: Bad Entertainment
Review: I saw a part of this movie when it was shown on TV and I was very disappointed. As far as biblical history goes, it was an insult. Even when I looked past the inacuracies, it was plain silly and childish. Don't waste your money. I would rate this a zero if I could. If you want a more entertaining and accurate look at the biblical Genesis, I recommend the movie The Bible.

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Summary: This is the worst depiction of any Bible story ever.
Review: If it were possible I would give this movie a negative 5 rating. It insulted my intelligence. Any Sunday school child could have made a better movie. The graffics were good but the historical facts were so incorrect that they were laughable. I wish that someone would make a movie about any Bible story that was accurate. The real story is much more interesting.

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Summary: GET TO THE REAL DEAL! TO UPDATE TO MODERN TIMES!
Review: GET TO THE REAL DEAL TO MODERIZED! BUT YET GOOD FOR YOUNGER TEENS TO WATCH AND MAYBE LEARN!

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Summary: don't buy
Review: Blasphemous references to scripture and extremely poor special effects made me wish there were a rating lower than 1 star to describe this movie.

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Summary: Special effects don't offset a corrupt theme.
Review: Frankly, the producer's request to overlook their use of 'poetic license' is unacceptable. The Bible contains important truth for us, and this movie tramples it. If they had desired to play games with special effects and epic scenes, they should have chosen another source for the story than the Bible. The movie is a hopeless mishmash of badly digested scenes (and mis-matched individuals and timeframes) from the pre- and post-flood biblical narrative. And the dialog concerning the reasons for God's judgement is blasphemous. I would not recommend this movie to anyone, for any reason. It is not fit fare because of its misrepresentation of God's judgment on the pre- and post-flood world. The movie is more subversive to truth than most of Hollywood' sewage due to is treacherous misuse of the Biblical themes. It is bad news.