Rating: Summary: Eroticus Hilarious Review: The most hilarious rendition of the instant classic. You will laugh from beginning to end, especially if you watched the original. The make-out scenes aren't bad either. Cleverly done. Highly recommended!
Rating: Summary: The women are stunning, but the "action" is just sad Review: These Seduction Cinema movies are just godawful. The only reason to watch them (in my humble opinion) is to watch beautiful women make out. They are good for nothing else.
Gladiator Eroticus is a knock off of 2000's Gladiator with the heavenly Darian Cane in the Russell Crow role. It's the same deal: leader becomes slave, must fight for glory... blah blah blah. Here, though, the fights end in sex.
Unfortunately, the minds at SC have never watched a Maria Ford movie. Had they done so they might have seen the perfect example of what they are striving for: a heavily explicit softcore film that borders on hardcore, yet is believable (sexwise; no one takes these things seriously).
Gladiator E.--and every other SC film--cannot claim this.
The sex is attrociously fake (we know that you are really squeezing and kissing the inner thigh, girls); the acting is just retarded; there is not story aside from a basic outline; and the direction is a shambles (again, that thigh thing; a real director would know to shoot from a different angle so the sex actually looks real).
In short, this is crap. It is a shame, too. The girls are cute; and Darian is just beyond beautiful. But they are wasted on movies like these.
Rating: Summary: As good as it has always been and better! Review: This DVD release comes with everything you can and can't imagine. From the movie itself, as spectacular as the first time it was presented, to behind the scenes, interviews, never used scenes, and even, something that amazed me: photos from the actors, storyboards, everything that makes you live this movie.Get it and you will see that it was worth it.
Rating: Summary: Funny Review: This movie was funny. It was not an award winning movie. It is worth the price because it will make you laugh. I could of done without the Vomitorium scene but that was easily fast forwarded through. Some of the wardrobing choices will make you go Hmmm what were they thinking.
Rating: Summary: Better than Crowe's "Gladiator"... Review: Very interesting historical movie with high emotional performing. I recommend this film for history class about Roman empire and barbarians.
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